So these are some of Haley James Scott's qoutes from Season One!
♥Haley: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, wewe little pervert. Oh hujambo Luke. You've been kusoma this?
Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the 'why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right?
Haley: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there wewe are!
Haley: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't wanna see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's nyota player slash my wrists if I hear the story again. Let's go.
Nathan:You're Haley James, right?
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm best Marafiki with Lucas.
Nathan: Well, then I'm sorry too.
Haley: Forget it, I'll find wewe someone else.
Nathan: Look, there is no one else. All right? I'd be fine with it if there was.
Haley: If there were.
Nathan: See, you're helping me already.
Haley: Look, I can't help you. And on juu of that, I won't help you. Okay.
Haley: Do wewe see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.
Nathan: What's that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that wewe can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because -
Nathan: I don't even play football.
Haley: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the siku all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math because math don't care, and neither do I.
Nathan: Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.
Haley: Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on wewe because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?
Haley: I'm really fine.
Nathan: Little high on yourself, aren't you? Going around saying you're all fine?
Haley: Yeah, this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.
Nathan: It's not like I was trying to onyesha off.
Haley: Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.
Nathan: wewe know, me and Peyton broke up.
Haley: Peyton and I.
Nathan: What, she broke up with you, too? I just, I didn't know she was gonna take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley: Well, maybe wewe should have worried zaidi about her when wewe were together. I'm sorry, but come on, it's true.
Nathan: No, wewe don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley: Me and Peyton.
Nathan: Whatever.
Lucas: I'm an idiot.
Haley: I know.
Haley: Still in denial?
Nathan: About what?
Haley: Missing her. It's okay that wewe do.
Nathan: What, are wewe my tutor au my shrink?
Haley: Whatever wewe need.
Lucas: I saw wewe with him.
Haley: Who, Nathan? God, he got a good grade on that math quiz. It was nothing.
Lucas: I want to believe you, Haley. I do. But I don't think you're telling the truth.
Haley: I am telling the truth, Lucas. There's nothing going on.(Lucas sees her bracelet that Nathan gave her)
Lucas: Nice bracelet.
Brooke: We should totally hang out together. What is your name?
Haley: Haley.
Brooke: Yeah. I don't like that name. Let's call wewe ... Brooke!
Nathan: So wewe couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley: Dude, macaroni and cheese is chakula of the Gods.
Nathan: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.
Haley: Are wewe embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are wewe only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan: It's just...
Haley: wewe know, for an saa wewe almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch, kahaba but, God, wewe fooled me again.
Haley: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: Wait, Haley, look, I need to apologize, okay?
Haley: wewe should buy 'em in bulk if you're gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan: Look will wewe just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley: What does that mean?
Nathan: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you, I just... I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley: Well, who do wewe wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Brooke: What's your idea of your perfect date?
Haley: Watching wewe get hit kwa a bus.
Brooke: And a sense of humor. Nathan's really lucky.
Nathan: A mwezi ago, did wewe think we'd be alone in your bedroom?
Haley: Oh, but we're not alone in my bedroom. We have the forefathers with us.
Nathan: They can watch.
Haley: Nathan, can wewe just get serious for a minute?
Nathan: Oh, I'm serious. Come here. (they kiss)
Haley: Look, I've seen Peyton really try to make an effort to turn things around. It just sucks she got bit the first time she reached out to somebody, wewe know?
Lucas: Haley, I'm not the bad guy here, okay? Peyton's just too... hard.
Haley: Unlike Brooke, who I understand, is nice and easy.
Lucas: Excuse me. She makes me laugh. She's honest. She's not afraid to be herself. Plus, she's not covered head to toe in issues.
Nathan: Look, I think I should get back to the madness, but, hey, if I could, I'd stay like this all day.
Haley: Ok. Nathan, about last night ...
Nathan: Hey, it's not about sex with me, alright? When you're ready, I'll be ready.
Nathan: wewe should come tonight. Maybe you'll make everyone behave.
Haley: I'll come if wewe want me to.
Nathan: No, I wasn't serious. I wouldn't put wewe through that.
Haley: No, I mean, if you're asking, of course, my answer is yes.
Nathan: Well, then, I'm asking.
Haley: Well, then, I'm coming.
Nathan: Was that your jump shot? Because if that was your jump shot, I can't tarehe wewe anymore. My mom alisema wewe would be here, something about a grade?
Haley: Yeah, wewe cannot be here right now.
Nathan: Why not?
Haley: Because I look stupid.
Nathan: wewe realize I've seen wewe in that crochete thing wewe wear, right?
Haley: Come on, this is embarrassing. I want wewe to think I'm not embarrassing.
Nathan: wewe don't embarrass me, Haley.
Haley: Oh, yeah, ok.
Nathan: Ok, I take that back.
Nathan: Wait a minute, is this...is this a new outfit?
Haley: He noticed. Yes it is. It's all about the new me. Do wewe like?
Nathan: Yeah, but what's wrong with the old you?
Haley: Nothing. I just thought I'd branch out and try some new things.
Nathan: This could be good. Like what?
Haley: I don't know. There's a lot I wanna try that I never did.
Nathan: Like fooling around with me?
Haley: No way!
Peyton: Haley, come on. Remember when I made wewe those flyers for Open Mic Night?
Haley: That is really unfair. You're a born artist. I'm a born klutz, okay? I, I, almost drowned in the balls at Chuck E. Cheese.
Peyton: Okay, but if we don't find a replacement, we're gonna have to forfeit.
Haley: Don't wewe guys lose every mwaka since grade school, anyway? So, what's the big deal?
Peyton: It's important to Brooke. Do wewe know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend? Look, I really hurt Brooke, and I just don't want her to be disappointed again
Peyton: (shows Haley dressed in cheerleader outfit to Brooke) Ta-da!
Brooke: Tutor girl, wewe look bitching.
Haley: Yeah, I kind of do, don't I?
Brooke: Now, get your suit hot tub therapy, both of you.
Nathan: Haley? What are wewe doing?
Haley: I'm kind of filling in for Teresa.
Nathan: Works for me. I gotta thing for cheerleaders.
Haley: Oh, yeah.
Luke: Uhh, he wasn't there.
Haley: wewe sure, apartment 11?
Luke: Yeah.
Haley: Hmm, weird. I just got his voicemail. I guess he really isn't there. I told wewe Peyton was easy.
Luke: Come on, I'll take wewe home.
Haley: Well, did wewe have fun tonight, slave boy? Thanks for playing along.
Luke: Look, Haley, I know we've grown apart a bit lately, and I know we have a lot ahead of us, but I just want wewe to know I'll always be there for ya. And if Nathan doesn't see how special wewe really are, well then he's an idiot 'cause I think you're amazing.
Haley: Thanks, Luke. Oh, technically, wewe owe me a goodnight kiss.
Luke: Hmmm... rules are rules, I guess.
Haley: Yeah, so. Here's the thing, though. If your tongue comes anywhere near my mouth, I'm just never speaking to wewe again, though.
Luke: Hey, Haley, you're going to be okay. I promise wewe that.
Haley: Thanks.
Haley: No, I told you, Nathan doesn't know. Ugh, God, what am I going to do, Luke? I'm so, I hate being away from him, I think about him constantly. I was in the middle of a history chemsha bongo yesterday and I just totally zoned out on him. Maybe we're not going to be together for the rest of our lives, but right now I'm in upendo for the first time and if I look at this tattoo 20 years from now and it reminds me of how I feel today, I think I'll be okay with that.
Haley: Nathan, I know I'm driving wewe crazy.
Nathan: No, you're not.
Haley: Do wewe think that I'm a tease?
Nathan: Stop it.
Haley: Well what do wewe think?
Nathan: I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you.
Nathan: Haley, wewe got a tattoo for God's sake. Obviously, this whole thing with us means a lot to you. I just don't want to do anything to pressure wewe au drive wewe away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in upendo with you. 'Cause I did. I upendo you, Haley. And it scares me a little bit, but there it is.
Haley: Wow. There it is. (kisses him) I upendo you, too.
Nathan: You're just lucky Tim's here. Because I have a thing for girls named Haley James.
Haley: Oh yeah, well, you're lucky Tim's here too.
Nathan: Hales, look. A single afternoon together and not one ngumi, punch thrown.
Haley: Lucas, can I talk to Nathan alone, please?
Lucas: Sure.
Nathan: What's up?
Haley: I was doing some research on the internet, and I found what my boyfriend's been studying.
Nathan: That's just ... Well, I just stumbled on that, so it's no big deal.
Haley: What about the other half a dozen sites wewe stumbled on and bookmarked? Nathan, it's hard enough for me to compete with all the girls at school. What, now I have to be a porn star?
Nathan: No. These girls aren't real.
Haley: wewe alisema they weren't real.
Nathan: They aren't.
Haley: This hurts me, Nathan.
Nathan: I get that. It's just a fantasy.
Haley: Was Peyton just a fantasy?
Nathan: wewe know, it'd be nice if a guy could get a little privacy in his own apartment.
Haley: I gave wewe my heart. That's all that I can give. And if that's not enough for you, then I'm not enough for you.
Nathan: Haley...
Hayley: Nathan, you're soaked. What are wewe doing here?
Nathan: I went for a run. I guess this is where I ended up. Haley, those pictures of Peyton don't mean anything. I saved those when we were still dating. I guess I should have gotten rid of them.
Haley: Is that it?
Nathan: wewe know, my pride says, "Yeah. that's it. Just leave here knowing Haley is obviously intimidated kwa a sexual relationship." But my moyo says, "Forget about your pride, wewe idiot. wewe upendo this girl. And even if wewe catch pneumonia, your punda is gonna stay out here in the rain until wewe convince her to come back" So come on, Hales. Just meet me halfway here?
Haley: Why should I?
Nathan: Because I'm sorry. Because I upendo you. And because you're looking really hot, standing out here in the rain and I'm thinking, "I have to kiss you."
Haley: Well, if wewe have to.
Haley: Luke? Lucas, this is not funny. I told wewe I don't want to take this shortcut. Lucas? Luke, this is so not cool. Lucas Scott!
Lucas: Boogie Man!
Haley: Aaah! (punches Lucas in the gut)
Lucas: Damn it, Haley! You're gonna kill me! wewe know, Houdini died like that.
Haley: wewe deserve it, dumbass. I told wewe I don't want to take this shortcut.
Lucas: Haley, these people, they're dead.
Haley: Yeah, but if wewe keep yelling, the freaking zombies are gonna get us.
Lucas: Haley, I gotta tell wewe something.
Haley: What's her name and what did wewe do that wewe regret?
Lucas: No. I'm going to Charleston with Keith, Hales.
Haley: OK, for how long?
Lucas: Forever. Hales, I'm gonna songesha there.
Haley: So wewe bring me into a creepy cemetery and tell me that you're leaving mti kilima for good? Luke, who's gonna raid thrift stores with me and lie to the Lost and found and claim stupid stuff, huh? Who's gonna do that with me now?
Lucas: Nathan. And me occasionally. Just not all the time.♥
♥Haley: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, wewe little pervert. Oh hujambo Luke. You've been kusoma this?
Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the 'why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right?
Haley: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there wewe are!
Haley: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't wanna see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's nyota player slash my wrists if I hear the story again. Let's go.
Nathan:You're Haley James, right?
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm best Marafiki with Lucas.
Nathan: Well, then I'm sorry too.
Haley: Forget it, I'll find wewe someone else.
Nathan: Look, there is no one else. All right? I'd be fine with it if there was.
Haley: If there were.
Nathan: See, you're helping me already.
Haley: Look, I can't help you. And on juu of that, I won't help you. Okay.
Haley: Do wewe see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.
Nathan: What's that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that wewe can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because -
Nathan: I don't even play football.
Haley: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the siku all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math because math don't care, and neither do I.
Nathan: Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.
Haley: Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on wewe because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?
Haley: I'm really fine.
Nathan: Little high on yourself, aren't you? Going around saying you're all fine?
Haley: Yeah, this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.
Nathan: It's not like I was trying to onyesha off.
Haley: Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.
Nathan: wewe know, me and Peyton broke up.
Haley: Peyton and I.
Nathan: What, she broke up with you, too? I just, I didn't know she was gonna take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley: Well, maybe wewe should have worried zaidi about her when wewe were together. I'm sorry, but come on, it's true.
Nathan: No, wewe don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley: Me and Peyton.
Nathan: Whatever.
Lucas: I'm an idiot.
Haley: I know.
Haley: Still in denial?
Nathan: About what?
Haley: Missing her. It's okay that wewe do.
Nathan: What, are wewe my tutor au my shrink?
Haley: Whatever wewe need.
Lucas: I saw wewe with him.
Haley: Who, Nathan? God, he got a good grade on that math quiz. It was nothing.
Lucas: I want to believe you, Haley. I do. But I don't think you're telling the truth.
Haley: I am telling the truth, Lucas. There's nothing going on.(Lucas sees her bracelet that Nathan gave her)
Lucas: Nice bracelet.
Brooke: We should totally hang out together. What is your name?
Haley: Haley.
Brooke: Yeah. I don't like that name. Let's call wewe ... Brooke!
Nathan: So wewe couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley: Dude, macaroni and cheese is chakula of the Gods.
Nathan: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.
Haley: Are wewe embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are wewe only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan: It's just...
Haley: wewe know, for an saa wewe almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch, kahaba but, God, wewe fooled me again.
Haley: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: Wait, Haley, look, I need to apologize, okay?
Haley: wewe should buy 'em in bulk if you're gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan: Look will wewe just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley: What does that mean?
Nathan: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you, I just... I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley: Well, who do wewe wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Brooke: What's your idea of your perfect date?
Haley: Watching wewe get hit kwa a bus.
Brooke: And a sense of humor. Nathan's really lucky.
Nathan: A mwezi ago, did wewe think we'd be alone in your bedroom?
Haley: Oh, but we're not alone in my bedroom. We have the forefathers with us.
Nathan: They can watch.
Haley: Nathan, can wewe just get serious for a minute?
Nathan: Oh, I'm serious. Come here. (they kiss)
Haley: Look, I've seen Peyton really try to make an effort to turn things around. It just sucks she got bit the first time she reached out to somebody, wewe know?
Lucas: Haley, I'm not the bad guy here, okay? Peyton's just too... hard.
Haley: Unlike Brooke, who I understand, is nice and easy.
Lucas: Excuse me. She makes me laugh. She's honest. She's not afraid to be herself. Plus, she's not covered head to toe in issues.
Nathan: Look, I think I should get back to the madness, but, hey, if I could, I'd stay like this all day.
Haley: Ok. Nathan, about last night ...
Nathan: Hey, it's not about sex with me, alright? When you're ready, I'll be ready.
Nathan: wewe should come tonight. Maybe you'll make everyone behave.
Haley: I'll come if wewe want me to.
Nathan: No, I wasn't serious. I wouldn't put wewe through that.
Haley: No, I mean, if you're asking, of course, my answer is yes.
Nathan: Well, then, I'm asking.
Haley: Well, then, I'm coming.
Nathan: Was that your jump shot? Because if that was your jump shot, I can't tarehe wewe anymore. My mom alisema wewe would be here, something about a grade?
Haley: Yeah, wewe cannot be here right now.
Nathan: Why not?
Haley: Because I look stupid.
Nathan: wewe realize I've seen wewe in that crochete thing wewe wear, right?
Haley: Come on, this is embarrassing. I want wewe to think I'm not embarrassing.
Nathan: wewe don't embarrass me, Haley.
Haley: Oh, yeah, ok.
Nathan: Ok, I take that back.
Nathan: Wait a minute, is this...is this a new outfit?
Haley: He noticed. Yes it is. It's all about the new me. Do wewe like?
Nathan: Yeah, but what's wrong with the old you?
Haley: Nothing. I just thought I'd branch out and try some new things.
Nathan: This could be good. Like what?
Haley: I don't know. There's a lot I wanna try that I never did.
Nathan: Like fooling around with me?
Haley: No way!
Peyton: Haley, come on. Remember when I made wewe those flyers for Open Mic Night?
Haley: That is really unfair. You're a born artist. I'm a born klutz, okay? I, I, almost drowned in the balls at Chuck E. Cheese.
Peyton: Okay, but if we don't find a replacement, we're gonna have to forfeit.
Haley: Don't wewe guys lose every mwaka since grade school, anyway? So, what's the big deal?
Peyton: It's important to Brooke. Do wewe know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend? Look, I really hurt Brooke, and I just don't want her to be disappointed again
Peyton: (shows Haley dressed in cheerleader outfit to Brooke) Ta-da!
Brooke: Tutor girl, wewe look bitching.
Haley: Yeah, I kind of do, don't I?
Brooke: Now, get your suit hot tub therapy, both of you.
Nathan: Haley? What are wewe doing?
Haley: I'm kind of filling in for Teresa.
Nathan: Works for me. I gotta thing for cheerleaders.
Haley: Oh, yeah.
Luke: Uhh, he wasn't there.
Haley: wewe sure, apartment 11?
Luke: Yeah.
Haley: Hmm, weird. I just got his voicemail. I guess he really isn't there. I told wewe Peyton was easy.
Luke: Come on, I'll take wewe home.
Haley: Well, did wewe have fun tonight, slave boy? Thanks for playing along.
Luke: Look, Haley, I know we've grown apart a bit lately, and I know we have a lot ahead of us, but I just want wewe to know I'll always be there for ya. And if Nathan doesn't see how special wewe really are, well then he's an idiot 'cause I think you're amazing.
Haley: Thanks, Luke. Oh, technically, wewe owe me a goodnight kiss.
Luke: Hmmm... rules are rules, I guess.
Haley: Yeah, so. Here's the thing, though. If your tongue comes anywhere near my mouth, I'm just never speaking to wewe again, though.
Luke: Hey, Haley, you're going to be okay. I promise wewe that.
Haley: Thanks.
Haley: No, I told you, Nathan doesn't know. Ugh, God, what am I going to do, Luke? I'm so, I hate being away from him, I think about him constantly. I was in the middle of a history chemsha bongo yesterday and I just totally zoned out on him. Maybe we're not going to be together for the rest of our lives, but right now I'm in upendo for the first time and if I look at this tattoo 20 years from now and it reminds me of how I feel today, I think I'll be okay with that.
Haley: Nathan, I know I'm driving wewe crazy.
Nathan: No, you're not.
Haley: Do wewe think that I'm a tease?
Nathan: Stop it.
Haley: Well what do wewe think?
Nathan: I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you.
Nathan: Haley, wewe got a tattoo for God's sake. Obviously, this whole thing with us means a lot to you. I just don't want to do anything to pressure wewe au drive wewe away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in upendo with you. 'Cause I did. I upendo you, Haley. And it scares me a little bit, but there it is.
Haley: Wow. There it is. (kisses him) I upendo you, too.
Nathan: You're just lucky Tim's here. Because I have a thing for girls named Haley James.
Haley: Oh yeah, well, you're lucky Tim's here too.
Nathan: Hales, look. A single afternoon together and not one ngumi, punch thrown.
Haley: Lucas, can I talk to Nathan alone, please?
Lucas: Sure.
Nathan: What's up?
Haley: I was doing some research on the internet, and I found what my boyfriend's been studying.
Nathan: That's just ... Well, I just stumbled on that, so it's no big deal.
Haley: What about the other half a dozen sites wewe stumbled on and bookmarked? Nathan, it's hard enough for me to compete with all the girls at school. What, now I have to be a porn star?
Nathan: No. These girls aren't real.
Haley: wewe alisema they weren't real.
Nathan: They aren't.
Haley: This hurts me, Nathan.
Nathan: I get that. It's just a fantasy.
Haley: Was Peyton just a fantasy?
Nathan: wewe know, it'd be nice if a guy could get a little privacy in his own apartment.
Haley: I gave wewe my heart. That's all that I can give. And if that's not enough for you, then I'm not enough for you.
Nathan: Haley...
Hayley: Nathan, you're soaked. What are wewe doing here?
Nathan: I went for a run. I guess this is where I ended up. Haley, those pictures of Peyton don't mean anything. I saved those when we were still dating. I guess I should have gotten rid of them.
Haley: Is that it?
Nathan: wewe know, my pride says, "Yeah. that's it. Just leave here knowing Haley is obviously intimidated kwa a sexual relationship." But my moyo says, "Forget about your pride, wewe idiot. wewe upendo this girl. And even if wewe catch pneumonia, your punda is gonna stay out here in the rain until wewe convince her to come back" So come on, Hales. Just meet me halfway here?
Haley: Why should I?
Nathan: Because I'm sorry. Because I upendo you. And because you're looking really hot, standing out here in the rain and I'm thinking, "I have to kiss you."
Haley: Well, if wewe have to.
Haley: Luke? Lucas, this is not funny. I told wewe I don't want to take this shortcut. Lucas? Luke, this is so not cool. Lucas Scott!
Lucas: Boogie Man!
Haley: Aaah! (punches Lucas in the gut)
Lucas: Damn it, Haley! You're gonna kill me! wewe know, Houdini died like that.
Haley: wewe deserve it, dumbass. I told wewe I don't want to take this shortcut.
Lucas: Haley, these people, they're dead.
Haley: Yeah, but if wewe keep yelling, the freaking zombies are gonna get us.
Lucas: Haley, I gotta tell wewe something.
Haley: What's her name and what did wewe do that wewe regret?
Lucas: No. I'm going to Charleston with Keith, Hales.
Haley: OK, for how long?
Lucas: Forever. Hales, I'm gonna songesha there.
Haley: So wewe bring me into a creepy cemetery and tell me that you're leaving mti kilima for good? Luke, who's gonna raid thrift stores with me and lie to the Lost and found and claim stupid stuff, huh? Who's gonna do that with me now?
Lucas: Nathan. And me occasionally. Just not all the time.♥