ME:(ENTERS MY ROOM)COME ON IN Y'LL! WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY!
EVERYBODY:(ENTERS MY ROOM).
HANNA:WOW, I upendo YOUR WALLPAPER,VICTORIA SECRETS?
ME:GUILTY AS CHARGE.
PENNY:WHO'S VICTORIA'S SECRETS?
ME:Y'LL DON'T KNOW WHO VICTORIA'S SECRETS IS? SHE'S LIKE THE WORLDS FAMOUS DESIGNER FOR WOMEN AND GIRLS!
HANNA:SHE'S RIGHT, SHE DESIGNS PURSES,HIGH HEEL SHOES,DRESSES,BRAS,UNDERWEAR,TANG TOPS,SWEATERS,SCARFS,SHIRTS,SKIRTS AND PANTS
SAURICE:WOW. THAT'S ALL LOT OF CLOTHING.
SIERRA:YUP.
CALEB:SO...WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE AGAIN?
ME:OH YEAH,WE'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE I WANTED TO ASK YOU, HANNA AND THE PROUD FAMILY maswali ABOUT YO' LIVES,HOW ARE wewe DOING THERE AND HOW Y'LL BEEN SO FAR.
TRUDY:IS THERE A DAYCARE inayofuata DOOR?
SAURICE:ACTUALLY IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE mitaani, mtaa inayofuata TO WALMARTS WHY?
TRUDY:BECAUSE I FEEL THAT THIS IS RATHER GOING TO BE A TEEN/ADULT CONVERSATION AND I DON'T WANT TO GET THE TWINS INVOLVE.
ME:GO HEAD WE'LL WAIT.
TRUDY:(LEAVES MY ROOM)
OSCAR:WHILE SHE'S LEAVING I'M WATCHING THE GAME(FINDS MY pink REMOTE AND FLICKS THE T.V ON ).
ME:AWW HELL NO! WHO alisema wewe COULD WATCH T.V!?
OSCAR:WHAT?I'M MISSING MY BIG GAME.(FLICKS THROUGH CHANNELS THAT ONLY SHOWS GIRLS SHOWS)
THE WINX CLUB?THE POWERPUFF GIRLS?,PRETTY LITTLE LIARS? OH NO! THIS T.V'S A SHE.V!!!
ME:WELL DUH! THIS IS MY ROOM AND WHAT YA EXPET THE BIG GAME?
CALEB:A SHE.V?
PENNY:IT'S LIKE A NICKNAME FOR A T.V WITH GIRLS ONLY CHANNEL.
SUGA MAMA:DO wewe KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE GLOOMERS? I GOTS TO TAKE PUFF THERE TO GET HIS fur, manyoya ALL PUFFED UP.
SIERRA:IT'S NEAR Macdonald’s I'LL TAKE wewe THERE MYSELF.
SUGA MAMA AND SIERRA:(LEAVES MY ROOM)
OSCAR:FINALLY I THOUGH SHE NEVER LEAVE.
PENNY:DADDY! THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT SUGA MAMA.
SAURICE:YEAH,OSCAR SHE'S YOUR MOTHER.
CALEB:YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY. MR.PROUD BECAUSE WHEN I WAS BORN MY MOTHER PUT ME FOR ABDOPTION .
HANNA:OH CALEB IT'S OKAY HONEY I'M HERE(HUGS CALEB AND KISSES HIM PASSIONTLY)
CALEB:THANKS BABE.(ALSO HUGS HANNA AND KISSES HER PASSIONTLY)
ME , SAURICE,PENNY:AAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!
OSCAR:YAH!(COVERS EYES)
FIVE dakika LATER
ME:OKAY EVERYBODY READY?
EVERYBODY:YEAH!!!!!!
ME:OKAY. NOW FIRST WE ASK CALEB AND HANNA ABOUT THEIR LIVES IN ROSEWOOD
,SO HOW'S IT GOING' THERE?
CALEB:WELL, PRETTY GOOD EXCEPT FOR THE CAFTERIA chakula WAS SO OUT OF EXCEPTION.
HANNA:YEAH, THE LUNCH LADIES alisema THERE WERE GOING TO SERVE pizza BUT INSTEAD THEY HAD TO SERVE GLOB.
SIERRA:WHAT'S GLOB?
CALEB:TRUST ME ,YOU DON'T WHAT TO KNOW.
ME:SO HOW'S YO' RELATIONSHIP? DOING GOOD?
HANNA:YES WE'RE DOING GOOD , IT'S ALMOST OUR ANNIVERSY.
ME:AWW, Y'LL THAT'S ROMANTIC MAKE ,OH AND DON'T FORGET TO INVITE US.
CALEB:OKAY WE WON'T FORGET.
ME:SO CALEB, EVEN THOUGH wewe WEREN'T IN SEASONS 1 THROUGH 3 HOW DID wewe FELT WHEN SEAN HAD HIS ARMS AROUND HER,KISSING HER AND WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH HER?
CALEB:TO TELL wewe THE TRUTH, I FELT PRETTY PISSED OFF AND JEALOUS AND I FELT LIKE PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF SEAN.
SAURICE:WHOA! NOW THAT'S FEISTY!
PENNY:YOU alisema IT.
OSCAR:SEE TRUDY, I TOLD YOU. I DON'T LIKE BOYS!
TRUDY:OH OSCAR!
PENNY:BUT DADDY REMEMBER wewe WERE A BOY ONCE YOURSELF.
SAURICE:SO TRUE.
ME:YEAH AND wewe DO REALIZE THAT wewe HAVE A SON NAMED BEBE!
OSCAR:OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT.
SIERRA:C'MON OSCAR BE SUPPORTIVE.
OSCAR:WHY SHOULD I BE? MY MAMA NEVER SUPPORTED ME.
SUGA MAMA:NOT THEN,NOT NOW.
ME,CALEB;HANNA:(CHUCKLES)
SIERRA:OKAY inayofuata QUESTION.
ME:OKAY HANNA HOW DID wewe FELT ABOUT WHEN YO' DADDY WAS GOIN' TO MARRY ISABEL?
HANNA:BETRAYED,ABANODED,SAD AND DESERTED.
CALEB:HANNA BABE ,IT'S ALRIGHT LOOK AT ME IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT wewe HAVE AWESOME Marafiki AND A FAMILY wewe GOT ME,YOUR MOM,EMILY,ARIA,SPENCER,MR.FRITZ,TOBEY,THE GIRLS AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER, WE'RE YOUR FAMILY AND WE'RE GONNA BE THEIR FOR wewe FOR BETTER au WORSE.
(HUGS HANNA)
HANNA:OH CALEB THANK YOU. (HUGS CALEB)
CALEB:I upendo YOU.
HANNA:I upendo wewe TOO.
ME:AND NOW I PRONONCE wewe BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND wewe MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
CALEBXHANNA:(LAUGHS).
SAURICE:BUT IT'S TRUE HANNA WHAT CALEB alisema WAS TRUE AND DON'T WORRY WE,RE HERE FOR YOU.
SIERRA:YEAH.
PENNY:DON'T WORRY HANNA WE'RE ALSO HERE FOR YOU.
TRUDY:PENNY'S RIGHT SWEETIE WE GOT YOUR BACK.
SUGA MAMA:AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO BOTHER wewe LET YOUR SUGA MAMA KNOW FIRST.
ME:DON'T WORRY HANNA Y'LL BE salama WITH US.
SIERRA:EVERYBODY HUG HANNA!
EVERBODY:(HUGS HANNA ,EXCEPT FOR OSCAR)
OSCAR:NO WAY UH HUH I'M NOT DOING IT.
SIERRA:BUT OSCAR wewe HAVE TO HANNA'S FEELING BAD wewe HAVE TO CONFRONT HER ALSO.
OSCAR:WELL I DON'T WANT TO.
PENNY:DADDY!
SUGA MAMA:OH STOP uigizaji LIKE A FOOL AND HUG THE GIRL.(WHACKS OSCAR)
OSCAR:YEEH!(HUGS HANNA)
HANNA:THANKS OSCAR NOW I FEEL BETTER.
ME:THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR:)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
HELLO?
YEAH I'M HERE.
REALLY?
DO I HAVE TO?
AAAWWW BUT MAMA I-
(SIGHS HEAVILY) ALL RIGHT I'LL DO IT SHEESH SORRY Y'LL WE GONNA HAVE TO STOP MY MOM JUST CALLED AND TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TWINS AND TRIPLETS TO CHUCKIE CHESSE'S DARN I HATE THAT PLACE.
SIERRA:OOH,OOH CAN WE GO PLEASE?
SAURICE:YEAH AFTER ALL I AM HUNGRY:)
TRUDY:WELL THAT'S GREAT!, LET ME GO GET THE TWINS(GOES TO DAYCARE)
PENNY:I DON'T MIND AS LONG AS I DON'T GO TO SOME KIDDIES PLAYGROUND:)IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING.
OSCAR:WELL I'M NOT GOING AND YOU(POINTS AT ME) CAN'T MAKE ME:(
ME:(COCKS PISTOL)
OSCAR:(NERVOUSLY)ON sekunde THOUGHT I THINK IT'LL BE FUN GOING TO A KID'S PLACE WHERE A BIG panya, kipanya SELLS CHESSE.
CALEB:UHH NO THANKS BESIDES WE GOT A DATE:)
HANNA:YEAH.:)
ME:ALRIGHT SEE wewe GUYS:)
CALEBXHANNA:BYE!(LEAVES MY ROOM)
ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE:BYE!
SUGA MAMA:LET'S GO TO CHUCKIE CHESSE'S SUGA MAMA'S GOT THE MUNCHIES
ME:OKAY HERE WE GO OFF TO THW WORLD AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF Y'LL READERS FOR kusoma HTIS HERE STORY AND DON'T WORRY THERE'S BOUND TO BE zaidi SEE Y'LL LATER.
THE END
EVERYBODY:(ENTERS MY ROOM).
HANNA:WOW, I upendo YOUR WALLPAPER,VICTORIA SECRETS?
ME:GUILTY AS CHARGE.
PENNY:WHO'S VICTORIA'S SECRETS?
ME:Y'LL DON'T KNOW WHO VICTORIA'S SECRETS IS? SHE'S LIKE THE WORLDS FAMOUS DESIGNER FOR WOMEN AND GIRLS!
HANNA:SHE'S RIGHT, SHE DESIGNS PURSES,HIGH HEEL SHOES,DRESSES,BRAS,UNDERWEAR,TANG TOPS,SWEATERS,SCARFS,SHIRTS,SKIRTS AND PANTS
SAURICE:WOW. THAT'S ALL LOT OF CLOTHING.
SIERRA:YUP.
CALEB:SO...WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE AGAIN?
ME:OH YEAH,WE'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE I WANTED TO ASK YOU, HANNA AND THE PROUD FAMILY maswali ABOUT YO' LIVES,HOW ARE wewe DOING THERE AND HOW Y'LL BEEN SO FAR.
TRUDY:IS THERE A DAYCARE inayofuata DOOR?
SAURICE:ACTUALLY IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE mitaani, mtaa inayofuata TO WALMARTS WHY?
TRUDY:BECAUSE I FEEL THAT THIS IS RATHER GOING TO BE A TEEN/ADULT CONVERSATION AND I DON'T WANT TO GET THE TWINS INVOLVE.
ME:GO HEAD WE'LL WAIT.
TRUDY:(LEAVES MY ROOM)
OSCAR:WHILE SHE'S LEAVING I'M WATCHING THE GAME(FINDS MY pink REMOTE AND FLICKS THE T.V ON ).
ME:AWW HELL NO! WHO alisema wewe COULD WATCH T.V!?
OSCAR:WHAT?I'M MISSING MY BIG GAME.(FLICKS THROUGH CHANNELS THAT ONLY SHOWS GIRLS SHOWS)
THE WINX CLUB?THE POWERPUFF GIRLS?,PRETTY LITTLE LIARS? OH NO! THIS T.V'S A SHE.V!!!
ME:WELL DUH! THIS IS MY ROOM AND WHAT YA EXPET THE BIG GAME?
CALEB:A SHE.V?
PENNY:IT'S LIKE A NICKNAME FOR A T.V WITH GIRLS ONLY CHANNEL.
SUGA MAMA:DO wewe KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE GLOOMERS? I GOTS TO TAKE PUFF THERE TO GET HIS fur, manyoya ALL PUFFED UP.
SIERRA:IT'S NEAR Macdonald’s I'LL TAKE wewe THERE MYSELF.
SUGA MAMA AND SIERRA:(LEAVES MY ROOM)
OSCAR:FINALLY I THOUGH SHE NEVER LEAVE.
PENNY:DADDY! THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT SUGA MAMA.
SAURICE:YEAH,OSCAR SHE'S YOUR MOTHER.
CALEB:YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY. MR.PROUD BECAUSE WHEN I WAS BORN MY MOTHER PUT ME FOR ABDOPTION .
HANNA:OH CALEB IT'S OKAY HONEY I'M HERE(HUGS CALEB AND KISSES HIM PASSIONTLY)
CALEB:THANKS BABE.(ALSO HUGS HANNA AND KISSES HER PASSIONTLY)
ME , SAURICE,PENNY:AAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!
OSCAR:YAH!(COVERS EYES)
FIVE dakika LATER
ME:OKAY EVERYBODY READY?
EVERYBODY:YEAH!!!!!!
ME:OKAY. NOW FIRST WE ASK CALEB AND HANNA ABOUT THEIR LIVES IN ROSEWOOD
,SO HOW'S IT GOING' THERE?
CALEB:WELL, PRETTY GOOD EXCEPT FOR THE CAFTERIA chakula WAS SO OUT OF EXCEPTION.
HANNA:YEAH, THE LUNCH LADIES alisema THERE WERE GOING TO SERVE pizza BUT INSTEAD THEY HAD TO SERVE GLOB.
SIERRA:WHAT'S GLOB?
CALEB:TRUST ME ,YOU DON'T WHAT TO KNOW.
ME:SO HOW'S YO' RELATIONSHIP? DOING GOOD?
HANNA:YES WE'RE DOING GOOD , IT'S ALMOST OUR ANNIVERSY.
ME:AWW, Y'LL THAT'S ROMANTIC MAKE ,OH AND DON'T FORGET TO INVITE US.
CALEB:OKAY WE WON'T FORGET.
ME:SO CALEB, EVEN THOUGH wewe WEREN'T IN SEASONS 1 THROUGH 3 HOW DID wewe FELT WHEN SEAN HAD HIS ARMS AROUND HER,KISSING HER AND WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH HER?
CALEB:TO TELL wewe THE TRUTH, I FELT PRETTY PISSED OFF AND JEALOUS AND I FELT LIKE PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF SEAN.
SAURICE:WHOA! NOW THAT'S FEISTY!
PENNY:YOU alisema IT.
OSCAR:SEE TRUDY, I TOLD YOU. I DON'T LIKE BOYS!
TRUDY:OH OSCAR!
PENNY:BUT DADDY REMEMBER wewe WERE A BOY ONCE YOURSELF.
SAURICE:SO TRUE.
ME:YEAH AND wewe DO REALIZE THAT wewe HAVE A SON NAMED BEBE!
OSCAR:OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT.
SIERRA:C'MON OSCAR BE SUPPORTIVE.
OSCAR:WHY SHOULD I BE? MY MAMA NEVER SUPPORTED ME.
SUGA MAMA:NOT THEN,NOT NOW.
ME,CALEB;HANNA:(CHUCKLES)
SIERRA:OKAY inayofuata QUESTION.
ME:OKAY HANNA HOW DID wewe FELT ABOUT WHEN YO' DADDY WAS GOIN' TO MARRY ISABEL?
HANNA:BETRAYED,ABANODED,SAD AND DESERTED.
CALEB:HANNA BABE ,IT'S ALRIGHT LOOK AT ME IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT wewe HAVE AWESOME Marafiki AND A FAMILY wewe GOT ME,YOUR MOM,EMILY,ARIA,SPENCER,MR.FRITZ,TOBEY,THE GIRLS AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER, WE'RE YOUR FAMILY AND WE'RE GONNA BE THEIR FOR wewe FOR BETTER au WORSE.
(HUGS HANNA)
HANNA:OH CALEB THANK YOU. (HUGS CALEB)
CALEB:I upendo YOU.
HANNA:I upendo wewe TOO.
ME:AND NOW I PRONONCE wewe BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND wewe MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
CALEBXHANNA:(LAUGHS).
SAURICE:BUT IT'S TRUE HANNA WHAT CALEB alisema WAS TRUE AND DON'T WORRY WE,RE HERE FOR YOU.
SIERRA:YEAH.
PENNY:DON'T WORRY HANNA WE'RE ALSO HERE FOR YOU.
TRUDY:PENNY'S RIGHT SWEETIE WE GOT YOUR BACK.
SUGA MAMA:AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO BOTHER wewe LET YOUR SUGA MAMA KNOW FIRST.
ME:DON'T WORRY HANNA Y'LL BE salama WITH US.
SIERRA:EVERYBODY HUG HANNA!
EVERBODY:(HUGS HANNA ,EXCEPT FOR OSCAR)
OSCAR:NO WAY UH HUH I'M NOT DOING IT.
SIERRA:BUT OSCAR wewe HAVE TO HANNA'S FEELING BAD wewe HAVE TO CONFRONT HER ALSO.
OSCAR:WELL I DON'T WANT TO.
PENNY:DADDY!
SUGA MAMA:OH STOP uigizaji LIKE A FOOL AND HUG THE GIRL.(WHACKS OSCAR)
OSCAR:YEEH!(HUGS HANNA)
HANNA:THANKS OSCAR NOW I FEEL BETTER.
ME:THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR:)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
HELLO?
YEAH I'M HERE.
REALLY?
DO I HAVE TO?
AAAWWW BUT MAMA I-
(SIGHS HEAVILY) ALL RIGHT I'LL DO IT SHEESH SORRY Y'LL WE GONNA HAVE TO STOP MY MOM JUST CALLED AND TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TWINS AND TRIPLETS TO CHUCKIE CHESSE'S DARN I HATE THAT PLACE.
SIERRA:OOH,OOH CAN WE GO PLEASE?
SAURICE:YEAH AFTER ALL I AM HUNGRY:)
TRUDY:WELL THAT'S GREAT!, LET ME GO GET THE TWINS(GOES TO DAYCARE)
PENNY:I DON'T MIND AS LONG AS I DON'T GO TO SOME KIDDIES PLAYGROUND:)IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING.
OSCAR:WELL I'M NOT GOING AND YOU(POINTS AT ME) CAN'T MAKE ME:(
ME:(COCKS PISTOL)
OSCAR:(NERVOUSLY)ON sekunde THOUGHT I THINK IT'LL BE FUN GOING TO A KID'S PLACE WHERE A BIG panya, kipanya SELLS CHESSE.
CALEB:UHH NO THANKS BESIDES WE GOT A DATE:)
HANNA:YEAH.:)
ME:ALRIGHT SEE wewe GUYS:)
CALEBXHANNA:BYE!(LEAVES MY ROOM)
ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE:BYE!
SUGA MAMA:LET'S GO TO CHUCKIE CHESSE'S SUGA MAMA'S GOT THE MUNCHIES
ME:OKAY HERE WE GO OFF TO THW WORLD AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF Y'LL READERS FOR kusoma HTIS HERE STORY AND DON'T WORRY THERE'S BOUND TO BE zaidi SEE Y'LL LATER.
THE END