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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

kwa "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few zaidi assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the books, Bella talks about the Wanyonya damu superhuman speed a lot, and many of their actions, when not trying to pass as human, are done superhumanely fast as well. When it comes down to it, if they can go fast enough that they're either a blur au too fast to even be seen, they'd have a huge advantage over Voldemort and his baddies.

I've seen people arguing that the speed wouldn't matter, as the spells are represented kwa light, and nothign moves faster than light, but that's invalid, as in the books, it talks about people dodging, ducking, au blocking spells, and if Harry and his friends, at normal human speed, can dodge spells, then the Volturi, moving at superhuman vampire speed would definitely be able to.

Also, even if someone off Voldemort's side got lucky and landed a spell on a Vampire, whose to say it'll even work, seeing as their bodies are basically made of stone? The spells might work, but they might also just bounce off them. au maybe just blast part of their body off, which wouldn't affect them too much, especially since, due to their bizzare invincibility, would easily be reattatched.

Also, even if someone landed an Avada Kedavra, I peronally think it's unlikely to work, seeing as the Wanyonya damu are pretty much dead, I mean, their hearts aren't beating, they don't have any vita organs to be stopped, so how could an Avada Kedavra kill them?

Sadly, between the Wanyonya damu super speed and super strength, they could probably tear any number of Death Eaters apart without much, if any damage to them, so I am forced to conclude that the Death Eaters will probably lose. Besides, if the Volturi can strip them of their wands, the Death Eaters are pretty much powerless, and couldn't even apparate away to safety, let alone magically kill the Voturi, and of course would definitely not be able to fight them off bare handed, due to aforementioned Vampire speed and strength. Of course, I haven't even started on my rant about the Wanyonya damu being too freaking invincible yet....

Anyways, that's just my take. Feel free, in fact, feel encouraged to debate this, it'll probably make for some interesting arguments.....
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that wewe arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and wewe will upendo it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to wewe that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe wewe didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. au maybe wewe didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But wewe get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Marafiki - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was kusoma a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my uandishi folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with wewe guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella kwa Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until wewe agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn wewe into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told wewe I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, wewe crazy witch
Now it's raining zaidi than ever
But we’re...
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1. he/she just alisema "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just alisema that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff au hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot zaidi then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been uandishi a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the ujumla, jumla story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight kwa just "letting her characters handle the plot". There kwa making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write shabiki fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good shabiki fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie wewe want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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posted by GemonkDruid
First, let me get this straight: I'm not a shabiki of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for maarufu ikoni like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, wewe might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When wewe turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a orodha of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced kwa Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two vitabu sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, wewe see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter mashabiki are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER makala HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 dakika zamani via Plurk · maoni · Like · View maoni on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 dakika zamani ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 dakika zamani ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 dakika zamani ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores wewe au is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in upendo with wewe — and wewe are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells wewe to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the upendo of your life. wewe should stay with him since he will keep wewe salama forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell wewe that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When kusoma them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But wewe need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a upendo story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the vitabu songesha on. And have wewe seen all the different...
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