Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight makala | Original makala on fanpop

posted by DracoLuver

Hello everyone!

I'm planning on uandishi a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:

- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal upendo
- Bella is horribly rude to her Marafiki (not valued friendships)

These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.

I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)

Thank you! :)

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Twilight vs. Harry Potter

posted by Kassaremidylynn

I wrote this a while zamani for my English class. We had to write about something we felt strongly about, and I feel very strongly about this, so...

Many people think that I would be an avid Twilight lover and a hater of the Harry Potter vitabu after their first impression. What they see may seem to point to that: I’m a fifteen mwaka old girl who devours books, is a self-proclaimed hopeless romantic, loves all things vampire related, and I wear a ton of black. In reality, this couldn’t be far from the truth. It is actually the complete opposite. I absolutely despise anything Twilight related...

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Meyer Arrested: a fanfiction

posted by GemonkDruid

A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, wewe know? And before wewe do anything, just to let wewe know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione au anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged kwa worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...

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harryginny vs edwardbella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy siku in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, au she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

bri-marie's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by bri-marie

There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for krisimasi and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...

Harry Potter compared to Twilight

posted by She_wolf

It's pretty obvious from just my jina la mtumiaji that I am a 'Twilighter',but I will try not to be biast in this article. So, lets compare the two...

Which made zaidi money?

♥ The movie 'Twilight' made $69,637,740 in the USA and £2,508,422 in the UK, in its opening weekend. 'Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone/philosphers stone' made $90,294,621 in the USA and £16,335,627 in the UK, in its opening weekend.

♥ 'New Moon' in its opening weekend made $142,839,137 in the USA and £11,683,158 in the UK, whereas 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets' made $88,357,488 in the USA and £18,871,829 in...

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The World Should Wake Up From the Tyrant Government of "Twilight"

posted by ryomaidol

I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight zaidi "popular" when HP sold zaidi than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the nyanya meter while HP is 83% in the nyanya meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't wewe see, HP is better even of wewe turn the world upside down au inside out!...

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Hilarious Twilight Defenses.

posted by LilRavenclaw95

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

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Harry Potter

posted by one_a_kind4ever

Harry Potter vs. Twilight has always been an argument. I believe that Harry Potter is obviously the upper hand in my opinion. Both stories are both interesting and entertaining but the problem is deciding if one is better.

Harry Potter was written with an amazing storyline and many people have followed it for many years and even dress up for the premiers. In the eyes of danger Harry and his Marafiki risk their lives to save their world from falling apart. The story takes seven vitabu to tell their story. Each book is filled with adventure and a new lesson that Harry learns. mashabiki of the series...

One Hundred and Twenty Seven Minus One Hundred and Twenty Six Hours

posted by ThirdPhoenix

It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter vitabu and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and sekunde later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are wewe here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He alisema cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but wewe do owe me...."
"OWE wewe WHAT!?"...

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AstridGoof8219's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by AstridGoof8219

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One siku in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda alisema that she read the vitabu and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A siku later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue kusoma after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off Marafiki (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then wewe found him again in Volterra, Italy and wewe started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell wewe about this. I am afraid that wewe might be a little bit obssessive....

Secret! I don't think so.

posted by DivyaHarry

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

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Just to clear things up - Calling all Twilight mashabiki

posted by RedWeasley

I see a lot of Twiight mashabiki arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight mashabiki are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the vitabu and the sinema don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault wewe haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both vitabu and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...

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wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. wewe wear at least some black every day.

3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.

4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.

6. wewe carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.

9. wewe think her birthday should...

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So the Twilight shabiki came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought wewe guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do wewe guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have wewe read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t wewe just upendo them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are wewe f***ing serious?! These are the best vitabu ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite wewe and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP vitabu and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...

harry meets edward

posted by june13

were are wewe harry asked ron over here can't wewe see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see wewe it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for wewe can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in upendo with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so wewe know, this is a Twilight shabiki speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this makala kwa XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight zaidi thatn HP because it...

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A Declaration Against the Twilight Saga

posted by PrincessVandal

For all of wewe who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight mashabiki who may be kusoma this right now, wewe have been warned. So here I go:

When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal ndoto to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream...