Greetings, new follower:
If wewe are kusoma this letter then wewe have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If kwa some unprecedented chance wewe are kusoma this and wewe have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest wewe put down this letter and leave now, au the consequences for wewe will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which wewe must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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