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xcrazygirlx318, LoopyLuna96 and 1 other like this

cassie-1-2-3 More renowned writers have done this as well.

MissKnowItAll lol.

Ms_Mea Damn, Stephenie Stephenie Stephenie...what to do with you

SirAlphaJaguar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wait, what? A twitard that reads books of renowned authors?

SerialFangirl ^Well I don't see why she shouldn't?

ArcticWolf I don't get it...

Gred_and_Forge Did Stephenie Meyer really need to start a new paragraph? It could have stayed in the last paragraph.

cassie-1-2-3 I read a variety or authors.

cassie-1-2-3 Lol, this is kind of ridiculous, but sure, why not.. My all time favorite author is V.C. Andrews. I love everythong of her's I've read so far. My absolutely love the Melody Logan series. Orwell is great. I don't really like anything of his other than Animal Farm, but the other books are still good. Stephen Gilbert is also very good. He wrote Willard, formally known as "Ratman's Notebooks", but I'm going to assume you've never heard of him. That being said, I'm going to add Aldous Huxley, author of Brave New World. Hopefully, you've heard of him. If not, you will. And btw, I believe Dr. Seuss' and Judy Blume's success to be very admirable.

BellaCullen96 @anti-KOF2 and @SirAlphaJaguar: Just because cassie-1-2-3 likes Twilight, why should that mean she can't like other authors too? Liking Twilight is an opinion of the books, and it does not say anything about your IQ, reading level, or personality. Just because I don't like the books doesn't mean that I think anyone who does is an idiot. @cassie-1-2-3: I've only read one book by any of those authors, that being one by V.C. Andrews, and she is a great writer =)

MissKnowItAll @cassie1-2-3: I absolutely ADORE Orwell. Animal Farm and 1984 are the best. :) @Anti-KOF2: 'Dr. Seuse' is spelt 'Suess', and he's freakin' awesome.

SirAlphaJaguar @cassie1-2-3 that's... awesome *shuffles along* Oh and @Anti-KOF2 who doesn't have Dr Seuss on their list of favourite authors?

KatiiCullen94 anti-KOF2 , SirAlphaJaguar YOU JUST GOT TOLD! I can't beleive you both even said that. Soo rude. After what I've seen of Cassie, She's proberly the best darn correct and effictively debating Twilighter here (and in general). I was going to say don't underestimate her , but I should just settle with, dont underestimate anyone here.

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First Deathly Hallows Epilogue picha

added by narniafreak12

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My reasons for liking Harry Potter zaidi than Twilight

posted by ariba_c

This is how I feel about HP vs. Twilight. Twilight mashabiki feel free to state your own opinion but I would prefer no one fights. These are my opinions and everyone is entitled to their own.

I know there are many of these makala on here but this is my own and wanted to share it. Sorry about how long it is! And please excuse any typos!

1. The character have personalities and depth. They grow and change and even minor characters are so complex
-Dobby: Dobby was a house elf that belonged to the Malfoy family. At great risk to himself, he tried to keep Harry from danger kwa attempting to persuade him...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," au the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would wewe prefer to read the new adventures of thrush, ugonjwa wa upele after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," au to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter au the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would wewe prefer to read the new adventures of thrush, ugonjwa wa upele after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," au to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can wewe imagine zaidi of these stories? Let go of the ndoto and ... "write" wewe Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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Why I Enjoyed Harry Potter zaidi than Twilight

posted by LavenderBrown

Twihards au Rabid mashabiki (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled au drowned.
I apologize for any spelling au grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

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Bellatrix vs Bella battle

posted by HaleyDewit

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for zaidi than a decade
So if you’d kuvuka, msalaba my way wewe don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an ikoni in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
You think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
You got no style
You upendo a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death...

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The Secret Life of Edward Cullen Part 11: The Epic Final Battle of Epic Epicness

posted by siriuslyawesome

Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight mashabiki are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if wewe do not read, will send...

Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, mwandishi of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 mwaka old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...

Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by Love4Hermione

So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...

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45 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is A Million Times Better Than Twilight: kwa Renarimae.

posted by Renarimae

1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are zaidi relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are zaidi three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has zaidi types of upendo in it, not just romantic and sexual upendo (or should...

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Why I like Harry Potter and Why I dont like Twilight

posted by zanhar1

The Golden Trio

I'll Start with Harry Potter:

1.The Characters are zaidi likeable.
4.Even the villans are likeable.
3.You can related to at least one of the likeable characters.
4.Harry Potter has Bellatrix Lestrange where vas Twilight only has Isabella Swan.
5.The villans actually seem thretning unlike the Volturi.
6.The cast seems friendlier.
7.The relatonships in Harry Potter are taken one step at a time.
8.Harry Potter is zaidi realistic; the characters each have a flaw as well as some good traits
9.Harry Potter shows real life issues such as; the loss of someone dear to you, child neglect, (the dursleys) and raceism....

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Why Twilight is not entirely bad (written kwa a forever HP fan)

posted by HecateA

Before wewe start reading, I'd like to say this is my personal opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I'd appreciate wewe don't get mad because I don't like fighting. It wasn't meant to be rude, mean au hurtfull to anybody.

For me Twilight was too easy to read. I could predict what would happen and the plot was too easy. The thing is, the plot isn't bad. Wanyonya damu exist, that's cool. wewe know one, yes, very cool. But the way Stephenie Meyer introduces it, how she developed her characters, how she modeled the vampire species, that is where Twilight gets people annoyed. It represent the iceburg that...

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are wewe ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since wewe both write fiction-how did wewe come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of kitanda and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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Why I believe Twilight is maarufu

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a shabiki of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for maarufu ikoni like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, wewe might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When wewe turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Response to "how come people like hp zaidi than gorgeous edward cullen"

posted by ChocAttack266

This is an answer to a swali ilitumwa kwa coolbek. If wewe read it, please feel free to provide constructive criticism. However, please don't post hateful maoni without backing up your opinion - it just makes wewe look foolish.

These are my reasons as to why people like Harry Potter zaidi than Edward Cullen:

1. Harry has flaws - anger, sometimes arrogance and a few more. These flaws make Harry a character with depth, and also a character that we can relate to. Nobody can be perfect in the real world – our flaws are what make us human. The saying “Perfection…is apt to be dull” explains...

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Sincere from heart,to both Twilight and Harry Potter fans..

posted by haropuff95

Alright,I don't know where to begin,I guess I already begin.

I can't believe I've taken months to conclude that I was being something humiliating,nasty and dumb for those past months.I loved Harry Potter with all my heart,its the very first novel I would not eat to have it.I used to like Twilight too when I watched the movie in the first place.

However,its pretty obnoxious when media started to compare my most inayopendelewa book with a simple upendo story like Twilight-no offenses,just how I used to think.That's why I joined this site,to prove that all the "move on Harry Potter.." things was wrong.
'Harry...

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Harry Potter Errors

posted by Sophia21

Ah well, in the name of justice now I will take it a little bit against Harry Potter. For starters I will only mention consistency errors au plot mistakes. Scientific and lore mistakes will be included later. HEY! They are 7 very long books, and unlike Twilight were mistakes were easy to spot amongst the constant lovey-dovey of Bella and Edward, Harry Potter has a lot of information going around. Now then.

1)Where did Voldemort stick his wand?
Explanation: Yeah the title doesn't give a very nice image. But seriously. Voldemort went on a solo mission to kill the Potters and their baby. Due to...

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Why i personally think Harry Potter is better.

posted by missdada15

Before wewe start kusoma please understand that this is all based on MY opinion and not everyone can think the same.If wewe are a Twilight shabiki wewe don't have to start a fight,just say wewe disagree and tell us why.

Before,i ilitumwa an makala from someone who made a few reasons on why Harry Potter is better but it got flamed(I'm guessing because it was too direct.) so i decidet to point out my main 5 reaons on why i think Harry Potter is better.

1.Harry Potter character are more..alive.

Harry Potter characters have so much personality,they are interesting because of it.I can tell wewe so much about...

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Bella swan Negative Reviews kwa Book Critics.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous lovers hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bella swan

posted by KateKicksAss

NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight mashabiki with any of the maswali that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with maarufu ndoto book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's zaidi to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can...

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My majibu to 3000 reasons why twilight saga is better than Harry Potter

posted by livibba

1. The uandishi is better

Is it f**k Stephanie Meyers is diabolical and quite frankly paint drying on a ukuta is zaidi f**king exciting than her uandishi and compared to Stephanie Meyers writing, J.K Rowling's uandishi and detail about each and every character even if some of the characters are only briefly mentioned are absolutely genius

2. The Actors/Actresses who film the movie are talented

What a load of ng'ombe for one Kristen Stewart can not act the emotion she shows throughout the entire saga is moody, moody and a little bit zaidi of moody and don't get me started on Robert Pattinson he's not that...