Dumb Krum

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant au just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner shabiki upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight mashabiki around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the mbwa mwitu Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the vitabu and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a zaidi complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse vitabu (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight makala and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight mashabiki who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Wanyonya damu (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight mashabiki write out their makala on why they like Twilight. Not just makala other things too. I will give wewe and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the title says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of title I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight mashabiki I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if wewe ever want...

This makala was actually wriiten kwa an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i ilitumwa it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the makala proves that even though wewe upendo twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was wewe one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop kusoma it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER wewe DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- uandishi styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen mwaka old girl. wewe can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about Wanyonya damu and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...