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My cousin says we, Harry Potter mashabiki are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


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HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores wewe au is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in upendo with wewe — and wewe are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells wewe to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the upendo of your life. wewe should stay with him since he will keep wewe salama forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell wewe that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When kusoma them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But wewe need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a upendo story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the vitabu songesha on. And have wewe seen all the different...

I am sure lot of wewe won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These vitabu are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of upendo and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However wewe have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two nyota crossed lovers and the obstacles faced kwa them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I upendo wewe zaidi than wewe can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an saa snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his shati off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Wanyonya damu could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen mwaka old girl named Sandy. One siku in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid kusoma a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and zaidi often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

Here's a orodha of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, au just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many mashabiki are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read kwa any age group. Twilight is geared zaidi towards angst 15 mwaka olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with wewe as wewe read. The first vitabu start out fairly tame but mature as wewe mature....

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


upendo is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like upendo but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real upendo takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that upendo can really be defined kwa anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for upendo at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...