He'll never have a girlfriend

There was once a young girl called, at least on Fanpop, GemonkDruid. One day, she picked up this interesting book at the library. "Ooh," she said. "It's about 400 pages long, and has an interesting cover. Must be a good read then."

So she borrowed it, using her maktaba card, and brought it home. It was forgotten for a little while, but then on a boring rainy day, she decided, "What the heck, I should just read it." So she did. First chapter, sekunde chapter, third, etc. Until before she knew it, she finished the whole book.

And what was the first thing she thought when she finished it?

The answer:...