Harry Potter Funnies!

please leave maoni so i no if this story sucks au not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have wewe ever had one of those dreams, were wewe try and run fast but wewe just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased kwa two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Wanyonya damu hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach wewe that your moyo pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since Wanyonya damu hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, au blush, au anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is alisema several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule au point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight mashabiki and some new Harry Potter mashabiki here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my awali article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to oxford English Dictionary...