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posted by harrypotterbest
Severus Snape. The man we all hated. Then loved. Then went back to hating. And then we positively loathed him. But, after, we found out hi story. And, when we knew the truth, what did we feel? Love.
Yes, we ended up loving Severus Snape. Because, once we knew HIS side of the story, it was clear.
Snape had a difficult childhood, which probably led to his disturbed adulthood. But we knew nothing about this until we read The Deathly Hallows. And after we found out, found out exactly what he had suffered through, our emotions changed. Snape is one of the deepest characters in Harry Potter, and...
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It’s been a while since i am here in this Harry Potter vs Twilight community. Now, being a die hard Harry Potter shabiki my vote always go for the same, but I feel kwa criticizing any of the two of them is insulting the world of story writing. I give it a thought why this whole Harry Potter vs Twilight thing is started and all that comes to me is a memory of mine. At some point I liked Twilight (though not as much as I am obsessed with Harry Potter). Then one siku I had an argument with a friend of mine & naturally I sided with Harry Potter but hearing illogical criticism turned me against...
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posted by Blueeyes99
Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could wewe introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go kwa Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a inayopendelewa onyesha xD.

What is it that wewe hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire sinema with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather bila mpangilio today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a bila mpangilio collection of letters put together to form a bila mpangilio collection of words which will, in turn, provide a bila mpangilio collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If wewe have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my Marafiki greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards au just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I tafuta what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, mwandishi of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her sekunde book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell wewe why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered wewe make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: guns and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. wewe silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that kobe, kasa hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. au at least the book. The films are zaidi funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the chanzo material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't upendo it; I'm no Potterhead kwa any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the vitabu and films, kusoma and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still upendo wewe after all these years.
Thinking of wewe brings me to tears.
I see wewe every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are wewe my dear?
Are wewe near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When wewe had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if wewe are just beyond my reach.

Where are wewe my dear?
Are wewe near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When wewe had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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posted by hpotterforever7
Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter mwandishi J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy uandishi to attend the nyota studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight mwandishi Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that uandishi is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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