After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.
By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few zaidi assorted Death Eaters.
After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.
How funny and bizarre would these scenarios be if your boyfriend would act like this?
You: "I'm going to go hang out with [insert best friend's name here], see wewe tonight!" Ideal Man: "No you're not." You:"....? Of course I will." Ideal Man: "You might get into an argument with [insert friend's name here] and s/he might stab wewe with a knife. At least let me come hang out outside of his/her house and oogle through the window to make sure you're safe." You:"Why the hell would they stab me??" Ideal Man: "I don't trust him/her." You: Oh for f.......
May I first tell wewe that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires. When kusoma them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...