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*I used to like Twilight until I started really kusoma it and it seemed like the zaidi I heard au read into it, the zaidi negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a shabiki of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them kwa their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s zaidi to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do wewe mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call wewe Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would wewe describe your relationship with the man known as...

I would like to start kwa quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... kwa Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his Lost scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's Wanyonya damu are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...