Funny Malfoy

Credit: www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. I didn't write this.

"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie mashabiki to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...

Chapter 1 part 1
It was 8.30 am. A 17 mwaka old girl lay asleep in her bed, a naughty smile on her face. She was obviously dreaming. She put her arms around her mto like she was embracing it. She could dream on forever. But unfortunately…
“Isabella Swan, if wewe wish to be on that plane in time, wewe better get your pretty punda out of your kitanda right now!” a female voice shouted from downstairs.
Bella groaned and with her head half underneath the sheets she touched for the alarm clock. She opened her eyes a little a checked the hour. The knowledge she gained, made her eyes almost fall out...

Here is a orodha of flaws found in Twilight:

1. Quileute Tribe - She added imprinting, which isn't even in their history, as a way to manipulate the relationships and have automatic 'true love' . If I was Quileute I would feel insulted.

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2. Basic Biology - It is stated in New Moon that an ancestor of the Quileute tribe transferred his soul to a real mbwa mwitu when his earthly body had been destroyed. In Breaking Dawn, Edward reveals that the Quileute tribe are not real werewolves, but shape-shifters. How can it be that this transformation is genetic for the descendants of the tribe?

3. Armed forces...

For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting viungo from this site will cause wewe to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning wewe against posting...

Who's your inayopendelewa character from both series?Why?
Favorite scene from each book in both series? Why?
Favorite book from each series? Why?
What would wewe change in each book? Why?
What did wewe like in each book? Why?
What are the morals wewe learned in each series?
What were the happiest/saddest/scariest/funniest moments in each series?

*WARNING: Long+Spoilers*

My inayopendelewa character in Twilight would have to be Angelea. She's very smart and
kind and she doesn't judge anyone. Even if she may not agree with her friends,
she's still always there for them.
My inayopendelewa character in HP would have to...