HP Horoscopes?

(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)

1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.

2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over chai and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)

3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.

4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"

5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.

6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.

7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

8: Jasper gets eaten kwa a giant marsh-mellow.

9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"

10: Rese-thingy (You know....

Please Remember that this is a opinion, if wewe don;t like it fine but please be civil about it

I have just watched Remember Me staring Robert Pattinson and I was blown away! Seeing him only in Twilight and Harry Potter which was only for a few moments at a time, i was not expecting much from him. I was pretty much expecting the same boring, lifelessness he gives as Edward. Was i WRONG.

He is a decent actor, I think he could go far with his actin carer. I'm not going to give anything away but in this movie Pattinson showed me that wewe should not base an actors uigizaji on just one film.

I am not...

I've seen the spot ,it fulls of fights ,and they shouldn't be existed the comparing is very harsh ,how can wewe compare a girl to boy , there are many differences, the girl searches for true upendo and she find it ,it's a romantic story talking about Wanyonya damu ,but harry potter talks about wizards ,it has a lot adventures ,but they have something in common they are ndoto stories then tell me how could anyone compare wizards to Wanyonya damu who drink human blood with wizards are magical people who defend their self's with magical things. They are clever skillful.
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