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BellaCullen96 said:
Of course I do! My inayopendelewa is Snape's Diary. Harry: Oh my God, look what I found! Ron: Is that a book? Hermione: I know a thing au two about books, and that's a book! Harry: It's not just any book guys. Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel? (Cut to Ron shown facing the corner) Harry: Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked shina under his bed. It's his diary! Ron: Wow! Shall we read it? Harry: I've got a better idea. Let's read it! Snape: Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, then died of loneliness. Ron: Mmmm, I like prunes! Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes? Ron: I alisema prunes! How did he know? Dumbledore: What are wewe monkeys up to? Studying for class? Harry: No, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy kwa kusoma his personal diary which we aliiba from his room! Dumbledore: Ah, but wewe don't have any prunes, do you? Harry: I'm afraid not. Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in wewe Harry. Snape: I Lost a button on my vazi, pazia today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire falculty. Oh, cruel attention. Button oh, button oh; Where have thou fled; Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I can follow thee into the mist. . . . Snape: Eh, somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room. . . . Wait a minute, that book ─ What are wewe doing! Harry: Snape, Ron aliiba your diary! Snape: WHAT!? wewe didn't read it, did you? Harry: Oh, he read it all right. He read it ALL. Snape: This is unacceptable! Ron: I like the story about the button, Snape. Snape: wewe ─ wewe did? Ron: It made me sad thinking about that little button, Lost and alone. . . . I hope wewe find wewe find your button, Snape. Snape: So do I, machungwa, chungwa one, so do I. . . . Ron: I like buttons!
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