Harry Potter Article: Cool Harry Potter, Kesha' Tik Tok parody

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Cool Harry Potter, Kesha' Tik Tok parody

posted by angelface411

I thought of this cool Tik Tok Harry Potter parody.

Wake up in the mornin feelin like Harry Potter
Grab my wand
Im out the door
Gonna kill Voldemort
Before I leave, grab my glasses
Say goodbye to Hedwig
Cuzz when I apparate out of the room
I aint comin back
Im talkin about Death Eaters tryin to kill me (me)
Neville beheadin Nagini (ni)
Voldemort comin after me (me)
Stop, drop and save Sirius
Destroyin the horocrux
Runnin with Ron and Herrrmiiiiooooooooneeeeeee
Dont stop
Make it pop
And the chase doesnt stop
Tonight
Gonna fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok
Round the clock
And the chase doesnt stop
NoOoooOo
OoOoooOo
Tik Tok
Im sittin in my tent
Wearin a horocrux
Waitin for Ron to come back
After he left us
Im talkin about Molly callin Bellatrixs a bitch, kahaba (itch)
Findin the sword of Griffindor (dor)
Harry’s a horocrux (ux)
Stop, Drop and run away from the spiders
Breakin into Gringotts
Voldy comin back from theeee deaddddddddd
Dont stop
Make it pop
And the chase doesnt stop
Tonight
Gonna fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok
Round the clock
And the chase doesnt stop
NoOoooOo
OoOoooOo
Tik Tok

angelbarbie20, DramaQueen1020 and 2 others like this

emilykuru COOL!!!! Ha ha ha!!! LOL!!!! XD!!!!

angelface411 WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? I DID NOT COPY YOU! I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME WITH TIK TOK STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I WAS ALSO THINKING OF HARRY POTTER AND THIS IDEA CAME TO ME!

angelface411 DONT BE SO MEAN! I AM TELLING THE TRUTH!

boredcreativity can't we all just get along? and, greekgirlA, why are you acting like this? don't get so worked up. i'm fine with it, as long as angelface411 is telling the truth. i don't get why you would say all that. it's like you're a completely different person online. I'm sorry about her, angelface411.

greekgirlA i am a complexity of dif peeps online. sorry ang, i was mad and needed someone to yell at.(you are not the only one and i deleted my other comments so.....) anyway is it cool? (bc i can oppoligize so dont do it for me)(shut up, i know what you are thinking bc) im outta hear ya,peace

spellpatronus Nice song.

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Pros/Cons Of DeathEaterdom 2

posted by Flickerflame

I was asked to do this kwa lorythefangirl after I responded to her earlier one.

Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, au otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture

Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, au could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.

Dramione shabiki fic (Shouldnt have turned around) part 1

posted by lorythefangirl

(From the view of Draco)
Have wewe ever seen something so beautiful as light? What ever it is that wewe saw it would never be as beautiful as the light I have just witnessed as it stands this light which holds my moyo together in one piece ceases to know I existed. Even though we walked down the same corridors to such things as laborious lessons that I cannot wish to attend, she floats on wingu nine as she embraces her muggle-born ways that I Draco Malfoy mock her with my own undying upendo to her... the zaidi she floats the zaidi I fall and the only way that I can hold onto her and actually speak...

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I'll Stand kwa wewe [Draco Malfoy] o4

posted by Matsuo_Yumi

The two of us; Kaitlyn and I, walked through the large doors and into the Entrance Hall. The entrance Hall was crowded as it always was on the first day. Students of all years were entering in groups, leaving the First Years a little startled. They probably didn’t know where to go, what to do, whom to look for. I smiled to myself, we were just like that! Some five years ago, I realised that we had grown only when I saw the little ones.
“Cal? Caldera?” I turned towards Kaitlyn, who looked irritated.
I raised an eyebrow, “What did I do?”
“We were talking, remember?” she said, furrowing...

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A Speech kwa Cheryl Klein on Harry Potter

posted by Jenna4093

This speech was aliyopewa kwa Cheryl Klein, a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine vitabu (an imprint of Scholastic Inc.), and continuity editor for the American editions of Harry Potter (books 5, 6, and 7 I believe.) She made this speech and gave it at the Terminus 2008 Harry Potter conference in Chicago, Illinois. The speech is about Harry Potter and why we upendo it, using these four elements: character, voice, theme, and plot. Enjoy!

•    My name is Cheryl Klein
•    I’m a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine Books, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
•    And...

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The White Pheonix

posted by Flora_Swift

"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." alisema Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting inayofuata to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much zaidi famous than the two of us. She is just so brave and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...

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Avada Kerdavra wewe , my tiny chum!

posted by lilyWOAH

Bella rules!

FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just alisema twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard au potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove wewe are wrong... I challenge wewe to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
wewe go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp au Twilight?

Harry Potter!

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730 things I'm forbidden to do at Hogwarts- 601-730

posted by Weasel1999

601: i will not try to make a kuvuka, msalaba breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...

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730 Things Im forbidden to do at hogwarts 501-600

posted by Weasel1999

501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using upendo potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in upendo with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take imba requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this orodha being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...

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730 things im not allowed to do at hogwarts 301-400

posted by Weasel1999

301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate upendo child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of dhahabu under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...

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730 Things I am forbidden to do at Hogwarts 101-200

posted by Weasel1999

101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "TheSorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not evenfor entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" au "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am...

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Open Your Eyes Chp 2

posted by AliMissXtotheO

    Until now, I was looking mbele to being sorted. But then Professor McGonagall told me I was to be sorted with the first graders, au first years. Whatever wewe call it. I didn't want every one in the school to view me as the girl who stood in line with the 11 mwaka olds.
    Things turned out to go better than I expected. Before she bagan the ceramony, Professor McGonagall turned the the four houses and gave a speech....about me.
    "Before I call any first years up to be sorted, I would like to announce that we have a transfer...