1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.
2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.
3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.
4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.
5. Tell her that Cornelius fudge only hired her to scare small children.
6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .
7. . . . When she acts horrified, say wewe were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."
8. Send her upendo notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.
9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."
10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn Family Heirloom" contained the shreds of the most evil wizard of modern times.
11. Create your own Educational Decrees to contradict her's.
12. Make sure these alisema Decrees are identical to her own. Post them everywhere.
13. Turn all of her kittens into toads.
14. Talk in stage whispers about "army meetings," "Dumbledore," and "Harry Potter." Should she confront you, stop talking, smile, and whistle innocently.
15. Tell her you're doing a Herbology project and want to know zaidi about the plants in her natural habitat.
16. Buy her Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs for Christmas.
17. Ask her if she's read the latest edition of the Quibbler. When she says no, offer her one.
18. When she's within earshot, announce loudly that Snape was a better headmaster than she was.
19. au if you're feeling particularly daring, announce that Sir Cadogan would make a better headmaster.
20. Offer her a free membership with S.P.E.W.
21. Tell her that wewe didn't do your homework because "progress for progress sake must be prohibited."
22. Ask her if she wears that mask all the time, au just when she's teaching.
23. Ponder loudly whether the title "Hogwarts High Inquisitor" sounds quite as powerful as, say, "Muggle Prime Minister."
24. Present her with a voodoo doll with an uncanny resemblance to her, but just before giving it to her, stash it away, muttering, "Oops, that one's Harry's. . . ."
25. Buy her a pet Niffler.
26. Ask her why she didn't transform into a beautiful princess when she recieved her first kiss.
27. . . . Cut yourself off before wewe finish the question, look like wewe just realized something, then pat her arm consolingly and say, "Don't worry. Not everyone is cut out for love."
2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.
3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.
4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.
5. Tell her that Cornelius fudge only hired her to scare small children.
6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .
7. . . . When she acts horrified, say wewe were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."
8. Send her upendo notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.
9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."
10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn Family Heirloom" contained the shreds of the most evil wizard of modern times.
11. Create your own Educational Decrees to contradict her's.
12. Make sure these alisema Decrees are identical to her own. Post them everywhere.
13. Turn all of her kittens into toads.
14. Talk in stage whispers about "army meetings," "Dumbledore," and "Harry Potter." Should she confront you, stop talking, smile, and whistle innocently.
15. Tell her you're doing a Herbology project and want to know zaidi about the plants in her natural habitat.
16. Buy her Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs for Christmas.
17. Ask her if she's read the latest edition of the Quibbler. When she says no, offer her one.
18. When she's within earshot, announce loudly that Snape was a better headmaster than she was.
19. au if you're feeling particularly daring, announce that Sir Cadogan would make a better headmaster.
20. Offer her a free membership with S.P.E.W.
21. Tell her that wewe didn't do your homework because "progress for progress sake must be prohibited."
22. Ask her if she wears that mask all the time, au just when she's teaching.
23. Ponder loudly whether the title "Hogwarts High Inquisitor" sounds quite as powerful as, say, "Muggle Prime Minister."
24. Present her with a voodoo doll with an uncanny resemblance to her, but just before giving it to her, stash it away, muttering, "Oops, that one's Harry's. . . ."
25. Buy her a pet Niffler.
26. Ask her why she didn't transform into a beautiful princess when she recieved her first kiss.
27. . . . Cut yourself off before wewe finish the question, look like wewe just realized something, then pat her arm consolingly and say, "Don't worry. Not everyone is cut out for love."
1 she can go see The dark Lord in his bedroom afther hours
2She can not kill anyone who calls her a bad witch but can kill it they call her a good witch (unless the dark lord calls her this)
3 She can eat all she wants even if it's not on all =you can eat table
4She can not be called the b word kwa Molly
5 If she does she will be killed
6I will not KILL DOBBY unless he takes my best firends wand
7 She can have zaidi then one strowberry
(note this is for a role plaing bella and some are for the ones in the book)
2She can not kill anyone who calls her a bad witch but can kill it they call her a good witch (unless the dark lord calls her this)
3 She can eat all she wants even if it's not on all =you can eat table
4She can not be called the b word kwa Molly
5 If she does she will be killed
6I will not KILL DOBBY unless he takes my best firends wand
7 She can have zaidi then one strowberry
(note this is for a role plaing bella and some are for the ones in the book)
1. You've read the vitabu zaidi times than Hermione has aced an exam.
2. You've learned another language just so wewe didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.
3. wewe have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.
4. wewe have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.
5. wewe have been stocking, pantyhose up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”
6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.
2. You've learned another language just so wewe didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.
3. wewe have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.
4. wewe have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.
5. wewe have been stocking, pantyhose up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”
6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.
