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"MUM, wewe bought the 'No pulp' kind again..." I grumble, grimacing with my first sip of machungwa, chungwa juice.

"Sorry, dear. I always forget which kind wewe like," she apologizes.

"It's 'SOME pulp'," I remind her for what must be the millionth time.

She scribbles something on the grocery orodha tacked to the inside of the silverware cupboard door.

"Run out and get the mail?" She asks.

I run my thumb up the stack of napkins that sits on the table. "Do I have to?"

She turns around and gives me a look that usually means No-dear-you-don't-have-to-but-if-you-don't-I'm-going-to-buy-more-no-pulp-orange-juice.

I groan and stumble out the door, still in my pale-blue nightgown. It's not yet light, but mum loves it when we get up early to "Get a fresh start on the day," so I'm stuck getting up at this ungodly saa of the morning, although my little sister Amelia gets off easy, only having to be awake kwa 7:00. kwa my estimate, it's about 6:30 right now.

Our mailbox is made of dull iron and the flag is rusted in place so it's always half-up-half-down. I try to do everything I can for our old house. I took over all the repairs when dad left. I should really have fixed that old mailbox long ago.

My parents aren't divorced, but my dad has a job as a professor somewhere in London, and it keeps him away except in the summer months. He left a mwezi early this mwaka to "Get his classroom ready." How long does it take to decorate a classroom?

It doesn't matter. I shouldn't doubt my dad, as he's always been very loving and kind to me. When he's home.

I open up the mailbox, and, shooing away a spider, look through the mail as I'm carrying it into the house. Bill... bill... ad for nose hair removal... ad for back-to-school supplies (Mum'll upendo that)... Letter to mum... What? What's this? A letter addressed to me?

Ms. Arabell McGeorge
34 privet Drive
Little Whinging,
Surrey

From somewhere called "Hogwarts". Hmm. I pull my iPhone out of my back pocket and type in "Hogwarts."

Nothing. Google finds an ad for a butcher's duka somewhere in Greenwich called the Hog's Wart, but I doubt the butcher's duka is offering me a job.

I step into the house and hand my mum the other letters. I sit down at the table, push my machungwa, chungwa juisi and cold oatmeal aside, and open the letter...

~~~~END OF CHAPTER ONE~~~~

I'll update once a week.

Hope wewe enjoyed :3
 What? What's this? A letter addressed to me?
What? What's this? A letter addressed to me?
Hello! This is my first story. Enjoy.

I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:

Dear Percy Jackson,

wewe have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.

See wewe at Hogwarts,

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore

An orodha is below:

From there was a orodha of things. I looked up. Time went kwa fast...

part 2 coming later. See ya!
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1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.

2- Call her Pinkie Pie.

3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and onyesha her.

4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.

5- Don't say anything when she punishes wewe and when she tells wewe "Why don't wewe speak up" tell her that wewe can't talk bad with animals.

6- Call Madam Pomfrey every sekunde she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"

7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.

8- Turn her into a toad...
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