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"MUM, wewe bought the 'No pulp' kind again..." I grumble, grimacing with my first sip of machungwa, chungwa juice.

"Sorry, dear. I always forget which kind wewe like," she apologizes.

"It's 'SOME pulp'," I remind her for what must be the millionth time.

She scribbles something on the grocery orodha tacked to the inside of the silverware cupboard door.

"Run out and get the mail?" She asks.

I run my thumb up the stack of napkins that sits on the table. "Do I have to?"

She turns around and gives me a look that usually means No-dear-you-don't-have-to-but-if-you-don't-I'm-going-to-buy-more-no-pulp-orange-juice....
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posted by Helena-B-Carter
On a frosty night, in the dungeon of Hogwarts ngome dwelled a sarcastic, bat-like potions master kwa the name of Severus Snape.

Most of us here upendo him, au at the very least, like him. Though I know I liked him from the very beginning when his sarcasm began to show, I also know many of his dedicated mashabiki hated him at that time - for bullying Harry.
But, we ask ourselves, why did his mashabiki forgive and upendo him? This swali is rather simple and the answer is without a doubt. Because of his unconditional upendo for Lily. And, we also ask ourselves, why do we find his upendo for Lily touching? Because...
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posted by problematic124
We all know who they are. We even seen them in Snape's
memory. They were one of the coolest kids at Hogwarts, all though they were a bit mean.
We all know Moony (Professor Lupin) was a werewolf and when he transformed he'd go to the Shreiking Shack were he'd endured very painful transformations.
We also know that the other's instead of running away in terror thought it was cool and therefore turned into Animagus.
Remus Lupin as I alisema Moony the werewolf.
Sirius Black as Padfoot the dog (but bearike).
Peter Pettigrew as Wormtail the rat.
James Potter as Prongs the stag.
Together they make the four...
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1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the vitabu in the maktaba have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the mwezi when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the nenosiri to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
The two figures walked silently in unity, their feet trudging through the high snow. Both their faces were wet with tears, and the girl clutched a bundle of bright red roses. They stopped immediately in front of a strong iron gate beside a small cozy church, adorned with brilliant krisimasi lights, and inside voices sang in chorus to familiar krisimasi songs.
They both stared beyond, unsure of whether to go in au not. The red-headed boy made his decision first and leaned on the gate, crying into his hands. The girl seemed unable to look at him, and her gaze was locked kwa a white marble tombstone...
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I do not own Harry Potter, au A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame au a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...
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 Bellatrix is so gorgeous, but Voldemort is so ugly :/
Bellatrix is so gorgeous, but Voldemort is so ugly :/
Hey! I'm back to uandishi after a small break. This time, I'm focusing on fandom shipping.

So the half of the makala that I wrote in this club are about shipping. I ship Hermione and Harry, like Hermione and Ron a bit, and find Ginny bad about relationships. I also remember I wrote about Albus X Minerva, and I alisema they won't work out. Okay, if wewe have noticed this is all about the hero shipping. What about the villains? They can have a upendo life too. If wewe know me, wewe know I mostly hate villains. But people ship Bella and Voldemort together so much, that I had to share my opinion on it....
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posted by elsafan1010
TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.

2- Call her Pinkie Pie.

3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and onyesha her.

4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.

5- Don't say anything when she punishes wewe and when she tells wewe "Why don't wewe speak up" tell her that wewe can't talk bad with animals.

6- Call Madam Pomfrey every sekunde she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"

7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.

8- Turn her into a toad...
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This Is The Video Cheytiegeek Perry Will Make

Students:
Harry Potter Stronger Kelly Clarkson
Ron Weasley baridi Than Me kwa Mike Posner
Hermione Granger #SELFIE kwa The Chainsmokers
Ginny Pretty Girl kwa Sugarcult
Neville Longbottom The Lazy Song Bruno Mars
Luna Lovegood Rather Be kwa Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynn
Fred & George Weasley Everything Is Awesome kwa Tegan and Sara
Cho Chang My Humps kwa The Black Eyed Peas
Cedric Diggory Centuries kwa Fall Out Boy
Viktor Krum Rude kwa MAGIC!
Fleur Delacour Fancy kwa Iggy Azalea

Adults:
Albus Dumbledore I Got The Magic kwa B.O.B
Minerva Mcgonagil Meow I'm A Kitty Cat (Trap)...
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Summary: A young boy learns that even the biggest horror shabiki can't handle everything, in a world where monsters and ghosts really exist. Another part in a series about my werewolf character.
Genre: General/Horror
Rating: Teens
Characters: Only my original characters.
Length: Prologue + 5 chapters.
This story is just one part in a series I'm uandishi about these characters. All the current stories in this series are on my Fanfiction.Net and DeviantArt accounts.
Author: WolfAngel'JR at FanFiction.Net (BenDaImmortal here.)

A/N Happy Halloween time! This story goes through most of the full moon / Halloween...
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posted by kris10853
 Sirius Black
Sirius Black
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Mirror of Erised," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken kwa the character Albus Dumbledore


After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the inayofuata great adventure. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Man with Two Faces," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken kwa the character Albus Dumbledore


As much money and life as wewe could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. ~J.K....
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posted by RealBenTennyson
I don't know if its already ilitumwa au not; but I found these funny and I had to share!


What do wewe call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do wewe call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do wewe call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would wewe call if wewe wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>



How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many...
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posted by elsafan1010
Weasley's are a very big family that take part in the movie, so I decided to write their family down. Enjoy <3

Arthur Weasley is the father in the family. He likes muggles and muggle stuff. Works in the Ministry of Magic, Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office.

Molly Weasley is Arthur's wife, the mom in the family. Loves helping people, looks and cares after her children and sometimes struggles because they aren't financially in a good situation. Treats Harry so good.

Bill Weasley is the oldest child of the couple, graduated Hogwarts. After this, he went to Egypt and worked for Gringotts as a curse-breaker...
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posted by vicfermad
I really wish everyone would stop saying that JKR is putting out another book. She is simply getting people to buy the script of a play she wrote. After people see the play, it would eventually end up on Wikipedia where anyone could read it for free. All she's doing is making money off of it. I think it was very lazy and honestly quite surprising that they didn't make the script into a book. They could have any of the publishing company's writers turn the script into a book. I truly believe that JKR cares a tremendous amount about the wizarding world and her fans, but this really doesn't show...
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Throughout the Harry Potter books, there are some variations between the Bloomsbury (British) and Scholastic (American) editions. Below the first section on "Philosopher's vs. Sorcerer's" is a section on other different terminologies used.

Philosopher's vs. Sorcerer's

When Scholastic was publishing Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in America, they decided to rename the book Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They claimed that the American and British uses of the word philosopher were a bit different, so therefore sorcerer was a zaidi appropriate word. Any true Harry Potter fan, American...
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HOGWARTS STAFF
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore: His first name is from the Latin word alba, "white." His last name, according to Rowling interviews, is Old English for "bumblebee." In colour symbolism, white often stands for purity, so the headmaster's name suggests honour and a hard-working nature ("busy as a bee").
Professor Binns: A bin is a large storage container. A dustbin is British English for a garbage can. This boring professor could be described as a ghostly storage for information that many Hogwarts students view as rubbish.
Headmaster Armando Dippet: Armando is from the name Armand,...
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posted by ginnyweasleyfan
Harry Potter married Ginny Weasley. They had three children, James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna. He became head of the Auror's Department under Kingsley Shacklebolt.

Ginny Weasley played quidditch for the Holyhead Harpies. After deciding to raise a family, she retired and became Senior Quidditch correspondent at the Daily Prophet.

Hermione Granger married to Ron Weasely and had two children, Rose and Hugo. Hermione went back to Hogwarts and sat her NEWTS before working for Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and helping house elves. She then moved to the Department...
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Harry Potter nyota Daniel Radcliffe, who strips for his new role in London's West End revival of the play 'Equus' has ignited a bit of a media firestorm kwa posing for racy promotional picha for the production.
posted by Hermione30
Ever wondered what the dedications at the beginning of each Harry Potter book mean? wewe can find all the majibu on this page!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher/Sorcerer's Stone
For Jessica, who loves stories, for Anne, who loved them too, and for Di, who heard this one first.
Explanation: Jessica is JK Rowling’s twelve-year-old daughter. Anne was Jo’s mother, who, unfortunately, died of Multiple Sclerosis on December 30th, 1990. Dianne, au “Di," is Jo’s younger sister who she read Philosopher/Sorcerer’s Stone before Jo sent it off to be reviewed.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets...
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kwa now everyone probably knows I have a crazy thing for Bellatrix and think she's the most wonderful thing that has happened to the HP series. But there are some huge differences between book Bella and movie Bella. But gosh dammit, I upendo them both! Here's why.

Book Bellatrix

Book Bella for me is everything I look for in a villainess. She's ruthless, she's wild, and she's got no mercy and no qualms about her bad deeds.While movie Bellatrix does share this trait I feel as though she has her moments of guilt. I say this because I really don't know how else to interpret this;

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