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posted by ladolcevita
- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher ilitumwa it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, wewe can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of its riders, and with a wink of its red tail lights, vanished up the narrow side street.

"We've got 'em now!" cried PC Anderson excitedly. "That's a dead end!"

Leaning hard on the steering wheel and crashing his gears, Fisher scraped half the paint off the flank of the car as he forced it up the alleyway in pursuit.

There in the headlights sat their quarry, stationary at last after a quarter of an hour's chase. The two riders were trapped between a towering brickwall and the police car, which was now crawling towards them like some growling luminous-eyes predator.

There was so little space between the car doors and the walls of the alley that Fisher and Anderson had difficulty extricating themselves from the vehicle. It injured their dignity to have to inch, crab-like, towards the miscreants. Fisher dragged his generous belly along the wall, tearing buttons off his shati as he went, and finally snapping off the wing mirror with his backside.

"Get off the bike!" he bellowed at the smirking youths, who sat basking in the flashing blue light as though enjoying it.

They did as they were told, finally pulling free from the broken wing mirror, Fisher glared at them. They seemed to be in their late teens. The one who had been driving had long black hair, his insolent good looks reminded Fisher unpleasantly of his daughter's guitar-playing, layabout boyfriend. The sekunde boy also had black hair, though his was short and stuck up in all directions; he wore glasses and a broad grin. Both were dressed in t-shirts emblazoned with a large golden bird; the emblem, no doubt, of some deafening, timeless rock band.

"No helmet!" Fisher yelled, pointing from one uncovered head to the other. "Exceeding the speed by-by a considerable amount!" (In fact, the speed registered had been greater than Fisher was prepared to accept that any motorcycle could travel.) "Failure to stop for the police!"

"We'd have loved to stop for a chat," alisema the boy in glasses,"only we were trying--"

"Don't get smart-you two are in a heap of trouble!" snarled Anderson. "Names!"

"Names?" repeated the long-haired driver."Er-Well, let's see. There's Wilberforce...Bathsheba...Elvendork..."

"And what's nice about that one is, wewe can use it for a boy au a girl," alisema the boy in glasses.

"Oh, our names, did wewe mean?" asked the first, as Anderson spluttered with rage."You should've said! This here is James Potter, and I'm Sirius Black!"

"Things'll be seriously black for wewe in a minute, wewe cheeky little-"

But neither James nor Sirius was paying attention. They were suddenly as alert as gundogs, staring past Fisher and Anderson, over the roof of the police car, at the dark mouth of the alley. Then, with identical, fluid movements, they reached into their back pockets.

For the space of a heartbeat both policemen imagined guns gleaming at them, but a sekunde later they saw that the motorcyclists had drawn nothing zaidi than-

"Drumsticks?" jeered Anderson. "Right pair of jokers, aren't you? Right, we're arresting wewe on a charge of--"

But Anderson never got to name the charge. James and Sirius had shouted something incomprehensible, and the beams from the headlights had moved.

The policemen wheeled around, then staggered backwards. Three men were flying-actually flying- up the alley on broomsticks-and at the same moment,the police car was rearing up on its back wheels.

Fisher's knee bucked; as he sat down hard; Anderson tripped over Fisher's legs and fell on juu of him, as flump-bang-crunch- they heard the mean on brooms slam into the suspended car and fall, apparently insensible, to the ground, while broken bits of broomstick clattered down around them.

The motorbike had roared into life again. His mouth hanging open, Fisher mustered the strength to look back at the two teenagers.

"Thanks very much!" called Sirius over the throb of the engine."We owe wewe one!"

"Yeah, nice meeting you!" alisema James. "And don't forget: Elvendork! It's unisex!"

There was an earth-shaking crash, and Fisher and Anderson threw their arms around each other in fright; their car had just fallen back to the ground. Now it was the motorcycle's turn to rear. Before the policemen's disbelieving eyes, it took off into thin air: James and Sirius zoomed away into the night sky, their tail light twinkling behind them like a vanishing ruby.

From the prequel I am not working on-but that was fun! J.K. Rowling.2008
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I kinda thought that this was a bit like a Fred/George story, only way zaidi rebellious and the REALLY odd thing was they used magic in front of muggles! So...
 J.K Rowling's Last Line!
J.K Rowling's Last Line!
The new students’ arrival was met with tumultuous applause. But none of the unsorted 11 mwaka olds heard a thing. For there was only one thought in their mind, where will I be sorted? Then Professor Lovegood alisema in a silky voice “the sorting hat is ready.” Every one of the 11-year-olds face’s looked fretful. As they filed in, a very old and molding looking hat with a tear at the brim was placed on a kinyesi and the tear opened up like a mouth and it broke into song.
“ A thousand years au zaidi zamani when I was newly sewn, there lived four wizards of renown, whose names are still well known:...
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posted by smallypuppy22
Well I personally like the epilogue, I mean I upendo it , I think it's well written and everything, but I feel weird about it becausese I feel like if I'm watching my Marafiki au myself all grown up with kids an everything :D and I don't know it's weird for me, I don't know how I'm going to react when I watch it in DH part 2, it'll be weird for me. I mean we have seen harry, ron and hermione from 11 years old to 17 and then the epilogue they are all grown up and I feel just weird.

Please don't miss understand me. I do like the epilogue :D
posted by LifesGoodx3
 Regulus
Regulus
Regulus Black died in 1979. He was killed kwa the inferi while he was on his quest to receive Voldemorts locket horcrux and later see it destroyed. He was only 18 years old.

Regulus was part of the Black Family, which was almost all Slytherins. They believed in blood-purity. Regulus did too, in the beginning of his life, although he was Sirius' younger brother. We know Regulus was interested in Lord Voldemort, because in the Deathly Hallows when the trio tafuta his room for Voldemorts locket, they find newspaper clippings all around his room that were about Voldemort. In the beginning of his...
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posted by Morsmodre_13
If Hp were to have a soundtrack with "real" song's what song's do wewe think would fit each film?

- Paramore : We Are Broken. link (guy voice version)
Goes together with the escalating war happening in OOTP

-Death Cab : I Will Follow wewe Into The Dark
link
I picture Harry in DH surrounded kwa his parents, Sirius, and Lupin to this song.

-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
Battle of Hogwarts!

-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
I was thinking this before Harry sees Princes Tale!
posted by Persephone713
 Snapes Headmaster Portrait
Snapes Headmaster Portrait
James and Lily were killed in a glance
Harry became the boy who lived
Voldemort stood no chance
11 years pass by
Harry finds out hes been living a lie....
" Your a wizard" Hagrid says but how can that be?
I'm Harry- I'm only me
I receive a letter to Hogwarts school
I meet my two best Marafiki boy are they cool
Hermione+Ron, man what a pair
Snape is coming troubles in the air
Gryffendors,Hufflepuffs, Slytherins and Ravenclaws
Whomping Willows, Huge Spiders, 3-headed Dogs
My Godfather is a convicted Murderer
I have to fight off hundreds of Dementors
Alohamora,Expelliarmus, Expecto Patronum
Are they sure I'm...
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Warner Bros. has scuttled plans to release the new "Harry Potter" in 3D.

In a statement released Friday, the studio alisema that when "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1" arrives in theaters on Nov. 19, it will be in 2D, playing both conventional theaters and IMAX, but that "we will not have a completed 3D version of the film within our release tarehe window."

The statement continued: "Despite everyone's best efforts, we were unable to convert the film in its entirety and meet the highest standards of quality. We do not want to disappoint mashabiki who have long-anticipated the conclusion of...
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(Found on MuggleNet.com)

(Facts go from newest to oldest, with newest on top)


◦Prefects can take points; Ron got it wrong in Order of the Phoenix, which makes him a pretty poor prefect, eh?


◦Fred and George Weasley were born on April Fools' siku (no joke).


◦Ginny Weasley's first name is Ginevra, and she is the first female Weasley born for "several generations," says JKR.


◦Arthur Weasley has two brothers.


◦Molly Weasley's maiden name is Prewett.


◦Crookshanks is half Kneazle.


◦The infamous Weasley cousin who was cut from the vitabu was named Mafalda. She was in Slytherin.


◦Dean Thomas's...
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posted by Misharrypotter
Harry Potter sit down and got real to go to Hogwarts. Was he picked up his wand and then noted that something was wrong Fred had to took his real wand and put a fake one in it’s place.. harry jumped up and yelled at Fred and saying that if he ever took his wand and placed it with a fake one that he would use a lot of spells on him that would make him not funny. “harry no no I want do it a again I promise ‘ “you better not and don’t think of doing again of I I “ “or want harry can’t think of anythink to do “ alisema Fred “yes I can but I wouldn’t hurt wewe your one of the funniest person I know “

sorry if i made some miskis and stuff this is just part one
To begin, I suppose an explanation of this article's contents is in order. I have noticed, in seeing the films and then later re-reading the novels, that there are some character discrepancies. From humor to appearance, the characters in the films are, on occasion, very different from their chanzo material. And it is in my humble opinion that the most important thing for a story to succeed is for there to be proper characterization. So, I hope I do not bore wewe too badly in this look at character discrepancies in the Harry Potter series. I will only look at one thing per character to make this...
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posted by ginny_potter_97
from Harry Potter
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"Pity wewe can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

Harry, don't go...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather bila mpangilio today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a bila mpangilio collection of letters put together to form a bila mpangilio collection of words which will, in turn, provide a bila mpangilio collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If wewe have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!



Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first swali then dumplings!

A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid chemsha bongo for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...
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posted by narniafreak12
 The Tri-Wizard Champion!
The Tri-Wizard Champion!
So, I was buzy making picks to decide your favourite Tri-wizard champion, and I've decided to onyesha the results in a countdown!

4. Fleur Delacour
In at number 4 is Fleur! She was always going to be last, with wewe calling her 'a twit', 'over-the-top feminine' and 'little miss perfect'. She Lost wewe guys pretty badly, but I don't think she did too bad in the tornament, but hey, that's just my opinion.

3. Viktor Krum
At number 3, Krum! This Bulgarian seeker seemed to annoy alot of you, including me! Whether it was because he seemed 'bleh' (your words), au because of the friction it caused between Ron...
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posted by vanillaicecream
A
Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," au "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," au "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Authors note: If wewe don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If wewe believed me for a second, quit kusoma now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...
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Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a slash fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written kwa me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...
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posted by vanillaicecream
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The inayofuata time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...
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posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks wewe why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap muziki from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At bila mpangilio times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have wewe left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to jiunge wewe for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that wewe have a secret. When they ask wewe what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes kwa and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for wewe (even if wewe have no intention of kusoma them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them wewe think the sinema are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the vitabu on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...
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1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. kanzu, koti their entire jikoni with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every saa on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any flowers in their garden with the ever maarufu water squirting flowers....
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