1. You've read the vitabu zaidi times than Hermione has aced an exam.
2. You've learned another language just so wewe didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.
3. wewe have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.
4. wewe have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.
5. wewe have been stocking, pantyhose up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”
6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.