Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather bila mpangilio today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a bila mpangilio collection of letters put together to form a bila mpangilio collection of words which will, in turn, provide a bila mpangilio collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If wewe have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first swali then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid chemsha bongo for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did wewe say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION wewe RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards wewe with his shati untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do wewe do/say?
A. hujambo sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have wewe done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his shati off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which wewe skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten kwa the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs wewe from behind and pushes wewe up against the shadowy wall- what are wewe thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE wewe ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life wewe crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as wewe keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that crate of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set moto to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: wewe did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do wewe like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for uandishi about her upendo child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, wewe know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I upendo Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved kwa you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved kwa wewe alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did wewe want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of upendo and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. kwa MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in upendo with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, wewe strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally bila mpangilio and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, wewe can rate au message me if wewe like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
Beware: If wewe have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first swali then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid chemsha bongo for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did wewe say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION wewe RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards wewe with his shati untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do wewe do/say?
A. hujambo sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have wewe done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his shati off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which wewe skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten kwa the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs wewe from behind and pushes wewe up against the shadowy wall- what are wewe thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE wewe ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life wewe crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as wewe keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that crate of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set moto to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: wewe did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do wewe like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for uandishi about her upendo child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, wewe know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I upendo Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved kwa you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved kwa wewe alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did wewe want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of upendo and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. kwa MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in upendo with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, wewe strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally bila mpangilio and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, wewe can rate au message me if wewe like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks wewe why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap muziki from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At bila mpangilio times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have wewe left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to jiunge wewe for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that wewe have a secret. When they ask wewe what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes kwa and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap muziki from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At bila mpangilio times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have wewe left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to jiunge wewe for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that wewe have a secret. When they ask wewe what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes kwa and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy kusoma both harry potter and twiight vitabu but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing vitabu to read and wewe dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!