I saw this in another spot, and thought to post it here too:)

Identify the hours on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I partied with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kissed
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I got drunk with
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I made out with

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Harry
02 or 32 min → Ron
03 or 33 min → Hermione
04 or 34 min → Ginny
05 or 35 min → Snape
06 or 36 min → George
07 or 37 min → Fred
08 or 38 min → Bellatrix
09 or 39 min → Draco
10 or 40 min → Lucius
11 or 41 min → Lupin
12 or 42 min → Narcissa
13 or 43 min → Tonks
14 or 44 min → Neville
15 or 45 min → Cho
16 or 46 min → Dobby
17 or 47 min → Luna
18 or 48 min → Sirius
19 or 49 min → Hagrid
20 or 50 min → Vernon
21 or 51 min → Petunia
22 or 52 min → Molly
23 or 53 min → Fleur
24 or 54 min → Voldemort
25 or 55 min → Padma
26 or 56 min → Parvati
27 or 57 min → Cedric
28 or 58 min → a death eater
29 or 59 min → a dementor
30 or 00 min → a muggle

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

(If you are wearing multiple colours pick one)