I remember lauging when I first read through this: 'You'd better hope Creevy doesn't meet Ginny, they'll be starting a Harry Potter fan club'

My favourite is either "Will you stop EATING? Your best friend is missing!" - Hermione, "What are Fred and I, the next door neighbours?" - George Weasley, "Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the snitch for you" - Harry Potter, "I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be a lot of fog tonight" - Ron Weasley, "I've never been to this part of the castle. At least not while awake. I sleep walk you see, that's why I wear shoes to bed" - Luna Lovegood, and "I once had a fish, Francis, very dear to me" - Horace Slughorn

snape is a ugly git