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Guaranteed to, er..get wewe admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank wewe Erin and mugglenet.com:)


1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if wewe can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your siku been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...
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Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's moyo if wewe get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and onyesha yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...
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***WARNING: Spoilers for all 7 books***

Dear wizard of the future-

If you're kusoma this, I presume wewe studied History of Magic at Hogwarts au some other Wizarding institution. wewe have studied the sekunde wizarding war, and wewe will have heard about me. Allow me to introduce myself- my name is Tom Riddle, and I am attempting to change the Wizarding World for the better- although if wewe are kusoma this, I was unsuccessful and am no longer here. What I tell wewe today will completely change your perception of everything that happened during that time.

My story starts, as wewe are aware, at the...
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posted by Slytherinlife
Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If wewe think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be Marafiki with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured kwa their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be zaidi misunderstood than bad.
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So it’s been a while since I’ve typed a Bellatrix fic. This one’s based on my headcanon that Bellatrix hurts herself when she has no one else to torture. So self-harm warning; if wewe know wewe don’t like/can’t handle this stuff I don’t recommend kusoma this one.



Eight nights. Eight marks.
Slanted slightly.
Etched across pale skin.


They whispered to her, a deceptively crooning series of chatter.
Ongoing.
Endless.
They wouldn’t silence themselves no matter how much she demanded it of them. They wanted only one thing, and that thing was not in her power to give to them at that moment....
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