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chokoleti frog cards - Cornelius Agrippa

added by nessie-eska

Source: http://harrypotter.wikia.com

mwandishi 1486 - 1535 Celebrated wizard imprisoned kwa Muggles for his writing, because they thought his vitabu were evil.

sanaa ya shabiki

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chokoleti frog cards

cornelius agrippa

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Hogwarts for Muggles Chapter 1

posted by KishuandIchigo

This is my first shabiki fiction, so don't be mean to me about it if wewe don't like it.
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It all started, that one fateful day, on my eleventh birthday, when I found out that wizards and witches were REAL, and not just things from fairy tales that your parents told wewe to amuse you.

I'm Miranda Basil. I have long, dark brown hair, dark green eyes, and a skinny body. I like anime, facebook, and I am a tomboy. I'm muggle-born. Just yesterday, I found out that I was a witch.

That morning was just like any other day, well, except for...

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Harry kin to Voldemort?

posted by bribee10

I was kusoma HP6, at the part where wewe find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort aliiba it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
please maoni on whether wewe found this helpful au if wewe already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!

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125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters

posted by simpleplan

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter vitabu and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Recite every Harry Potter spell wewe know in public.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Ex: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their inayopendelewa song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their kasha pokezi with Harry Potter...

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27 Ways to Annoy Dolores Umbridge

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.

2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.

3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.

4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.

5. Tell her that Cornelius fudge only hired her to scare small children.

6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .

7. . . . When she acts horrified, say wewe were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."

8. Send her upendo notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.

9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."

10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn...

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44 Ways to Bother Severus Snape :)

posted by othobsessed92

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate inayofuata to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him wewe aliiba his teddy bear.

8. Tell him wewe won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him wewe were just kidding and alisema teddy kubeba has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while...