I Got 99 Problems

J.K. Rowling goes Beyond the Epilogue
[info from various sources including MSNBC and USA Today]

J.K. Rowling has announced in new interviews with the Today onyesha on NBC TV today (July 26) that the epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was vague on purpose.

She alisema it was her desire for it to be "nebulous," something "poetic," and that she wanted the readers to feel as if they were looking at Platform 9 3/4 through the mist, unable to make out exactly who was there and who was not.

She admitted her original epilogue was "a lot zaidi detailed," including the name of every child born to...

Lately I have come across many, many, many blogs talking about how twilight is better than Harry Potter. Now I'm going to tell wewe the reasons why that is so completely wrong!
1. Harry Potter has structured plot. If wewe think about it, Twilight is just about a girl with no emotion who gets stalked kwa a sparkling pixie. Harry Potter is about a boy who has to endure many difficult challenges growing up in life, like having to face the fact his parents were killed kwa Lord Voldemort, and eventually overcoming all of this and defeating the darkest wizard of the age. Plus there are things like ACTUAL...

1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his bacon to a 10 mwaka old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic wewe have to dial 62442 to get...

Were Sirius Black somehow capable of getting some short and other very, very long messages to certain people at the moment he died, this is what he would have said.
To Hermione Granger: I am forever grateful for your intelligence and courage. I truly and literally owe wewe my soul.
To Ron Weasley: I’m still really sorry I had to break your leg. It was necessary. I’m sure wewe understand.
To Peter Pettigrew: I will find wewe in Hell someday. wewe mark my words.
To Molly Weasley: For all of our differences, wewe are the closest thing to a mother Harry has ever known. I know wewe will take good care...

Severus Snape,the missing piece of puzzle of the Harry Potter series.He is also perhaps the most crucial character in the whole series and after its completion,many readers' favourite.In short,he is JK Rowling's masterstroke.

But to be frank,even a few days back I could not even sympathize with Severus.In the initial vitabu he was just a menacing person who gives the trio a hard time without really any proper reason.He was not even a just professor always favoring his own house students.Harry didn't like him either of course & suspected his involvement in the many dark things that start happening...

Chapter 2
Bad News

    A few days had passed since the disaster. Ginny and her mother were preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni while everyone was at work. She was doing everything she can to avoid Harry in her thoughts kwa doing chores. As chajio, chakula cha jioni was set on the table, Mr Weasley arrived home, looking distraught.

Ginny: Is everything ok at work dad? she noticed The Daily Prophet in his hands

Mr. Weasley: Well, I think this should explain it...

He gave the Daily Prophet to his daughter. Suddenly, Ginny gave a huge outcry. Right in front of the paper was a picture of Harry with big huge words:

WANTED...

WHOOPS, SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT GUYS, I DIDNT WANT TO WAIT THIS LONG, BUT WELL IM NOT GONNA GIVE wewe MY LIFE STORY, ANY WAY HERE IS THE LONG AWAITED CHAPTER.

Chapter 11:Sista's before Mista's,right?

Well, oh man what should I do? Just let all of this blow over? It's her fault. Buuut, she DID apologize,and all those fun times we had together. Oh man flashback.

*******FLASHBACK*******
"What's that thing with wheels that wewe have?What does it do?"
"It's a skateboard, and wewe ride it.See, wewe stand on this wooden part, the deck,and wewe put one foot at the tip, au the tail,and the other foot on the...

NO ONE BULLIES A WEASLEY

A inayofuata generation one-shot drabble.....



23rd September 2019

Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardy

Great Hall

9:30 AM


The breakfast was over, so there were very few students in Great Hall.

Hugo Weasley was sitting on Gryffindor meza, jedwali with a book in his lap. AGAIN.

But he was not alone. Marcus Mills, a first-year Slytherin was also there with his two cronies.

"Look who is here! What are wewe doing here Weasley?," asked Mills in his normal taunting voice.

"Can't wewe see, I'm reading.," replied Hugo. BAD MOVE.

"Reading! On weekend! Lemme see what wewe are reading.," alisema Mills snatching...

I did this for a school project in English class. Enjoy!

Pete and Anne Rowling met on a train, which is where their world-renowned daughter imagined her most famous creation Harry Potter, years later. Famous mwandishi J.K. Rowling has become one of the most challenged writers in publishing history. J.K. Rowling was born as Joanne Rowling on July 31, 1965. She started uandishi at a young age, and worked her way up to winning a Hugo Award in 2001. Rowling used her wealth to become one of the most generous celebrities, donating to charities, and taking part in many organizations. She is the celebrated...

Today I was kusoma a book on my kendle , WELL it was kusoma to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT alisema THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also alisema that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN upendo WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN upendo WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...

So, im uandishi this makala because im pissed off!

Do u guys know why? Its because I’ve seen many people in this club always asking the same swali – the swali that I hate to see,the swali that I’ve answered so many times,the swali that is unnecessary.

And it is called - “Why do most people hate ginny?”

And the same swali keeps coming up again and again, like “why do most people not like ginny weasley”, “why do people hate ginny?”, “why……… and so on!

Now the thing that bothers me is not the swali itself! But the purpose of the question! I don’t see any...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s zaidi to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do wewe mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call wewe Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would wewe describe your relationship with the man known as...