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posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the inayofuata person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling upendo might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most hivi karibuni survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, au lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose kitanda were wewe on last?
Nagini's,...

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The Bravest Man I Ever Knew

posted by siriusblack4eva

Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, wewe were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long zamani I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!

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Dramione FanFic part 2

posted by FashionBug12

Hermione dashed up the stairs to the Gryffindor commons.
"That selfish pig. That sad excuse for a pure-blood! That-"
Ron sauntered up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. During this particular year, (6th) he was being especially romantic. His red hair was illuminated kwa the moto behind them.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped. "Hello Ronald, how's your evening?"
He swayed her back and forth slowly, and kissed her cheek. "Better now your here."
She giggled. "Cheesy, yet effective." Hermione reached up and kissed Ron's cheek.
"So, why back so late, 'Mione?" Ron asked. "Studying for our imaginary...

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Ways to annoy Voldemort. (Hilarious!)

posted by galou_2010

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

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James Harry Potter (the strory goes on)chapter 1

posted by totoly2

Hello everyone, this is a story from Harry's oldest son James point of view. Its my first shabiki fiction but i hope wewe enjoy!

Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermonie were over,them, mom,dad,Albus my younger brother,lily my baby sister and I were all at the meza, jedwali chatting,well at least the adults were,me and my brother were just listening to the adults go on and on about there time at Hogwarts.
"-remember when we followed those spiders into the forest and met Aragog the giant spider?" my dad was asking Uncle Ron.
"Don't even remind me harry!" Uncle Ron exclaimed
"When was that?" Hermonie asked
"You would not remember...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill wewe

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, wewe got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than wewe look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for wewe now!!" *Prepare yourself kwa getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did wewe say something?"

5. "Why do you...

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The Prince and his Heavenly Princess

posted by Persephone713

September 1981
Godrics Hollow pub.

Lily was looking around as though she were scared of who may come knocking. It was an eerie night but the moon managed to peak between the clouds that were circulating above, then..the pub door opened and in walked her old friend Severus.

" Lily"..said Severus taken aback kwa her beauty in the gleam of the moonlight. Her pale silky smooth skin, Beautiful Autumn colored hair and zumaridi, zamaradi green eyes that sparkled like diamonds.

" You..you came" alisema Snape

"Of course" alisema Lily " I know wewe never...meant to call me what wewe did Sev, besides I might not have much time."...

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Remembering Severus Snape

posted by LifesGoodx3

Severus Snape

Severus Snape was killed on May 2nd, 1998, kwa Voldemort. Voldemort killed him because he thought that Snape was the master of the Elder Wand, and if he killed him, then he would be the master.

Snape is a half-blood. He did not have a good childhood. It is possible that he was neglected at home. Also, he was bullied kwa James Potter and Sirius Black from the moment he started attending the school. Taking the bullying to far once, Sirius almost led Snape to a certain death. Sirius told Snape about the hidden passageway under the Whomping Willow, which led to the Shrieking Shack. There Remus Lupin...

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How reliable chanzo the Harry Potter Wiki is?

posted by bendaimmortal

I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the vitabu au in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the makala as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the vitabu are the tier 1 canon and the sinema only the tier 2 au 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...

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Harry-ginny VS Edward-bella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy siku in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, au she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

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Sunrise, Sunset : Sequel to Minerva

posted by mbalzar

June 1, 1998
Minerva was sitting in her inayopendelewa place on the pwani of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of siku hit the ngome that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's inayopendelewa time of siku because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the ngome would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...

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harry potter talk

posted by june13

harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl lol
harry huh? lol wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what lol and waz means
ginny lol meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron lol meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny wewe took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
.

am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter shabiki tell me want u think kwa the why its is post to be funny happy brith siku 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b siku harry

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Harry Potter and the Louche Lightopian (1)

posted by woowie

C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's Marafiki four nights zamani and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...

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Harry Potter Jokes

posted by simpleplan

What do wewe call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do wewe call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do wewe call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would wewe call if wewe wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>

How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many dragoni does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>...

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When The Sun Turned Cold - (Barty Crouch Jr. shabiki Fic)

posted by bendaimmortal

Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the siku they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie kengele and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring wewe sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring wewe down. How would it be if wewe were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every...

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Harry Potter Remix of "Hammer Time"

posted by bribee10

My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank wewe for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When wewe know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
You can't touch

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to wewe
You can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And vitabu
You better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
You mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
Next to his bite
If wewe don't...

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Avada Kedavra For Dummies

posted by vanillaicecream

By Niche Eenhoorn

This makala will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless wewe are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is zaidi efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly...

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BD-Live Half-Blood Prince screening with Dan Radcliffe & David Barron

posted by SwarlsBarkley

During the Slughorn home's scene, Dan and David voice how good of a scene it is in the fact that it introduces the world of magic.

On David Yates' view on making the films: Dan alisema that Yates has the ability to see the entire film just from one still.

On Alan Rickman, David alisema he loved his eyebrows, while Dan loves his dry sense of humour.
Dan loved Lupin as a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and even noted that David Thewlis gave him tutoring lessons on Twelfth Night.

On Bellatrix: Dan thinks Bella is childlike and also evil; David alisema that wewe look in her eyes and she feels a little...

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Rides, Shops and zaidi about the Wizarding World of Harry Potter taken kwa veritaserum.com

posted by gossipgirlstar2

We don't have a set tarehe for when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open, but today from Orlando, Florida, Universal Studios confirmed that the park would be opening in Spring of 2010. The three main rides that will be found there are Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Flight of the Hippogriff and Dragon Challenge. On Flight of the Hippogriff wewe can interact with Hagrid as wewe learn to fly a Hippogriff. Dragon Challenge will recreate the first task of the Triwizard tournament and wewe can fly either a Hungarian Horntail au a Chinese Fireball Dragon.

Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.

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Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch Launch DVD Contest & The release tarehe of 'Half Blood Prince"on DVD

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD kwa releasing 1000 balloons over London today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!

Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release tarehe of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All mashabiki in the US can look mbele to getting a copy on that day.