SnitchSeeker.com: Deathly Hallows Part I look at the story

CHAPTER ONE

VIOLA HOLLOW – RAVENCLAW POV

Hogwarts was a school of witchcraft and wizardry.

Haven’t heard of it? jiunge the club.

A selected few used to think that being called a “witch” was an insult. I’m one of those selected few, being a muggle-born and all. Although “muggle-born” is the politically correct term, Slytherins have developed a habit of calling us “mudbloods”. It’s a highly offensive term.

I was a witch, while my brother was a wizard. We both come from a string of muggles – A.K.A. non-magical beings – who have never heard of “Hogwarts” au anything else that...

Funny Excerpts from the First Book

"Oh, are wewe a prefect, Percy? wewe should have alisema something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE wewe GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE wewe A WITCH au NOT!

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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left imba along to a very slow funeral march....