Harry Potter Sex Ed.

So, im uandishi this makala because im pissed off!

Do u guys know why? Its because I’ve seen many people in this club always asking the same swali – the swali that I hate to see,the swali that I’ve answered so many times,the swali that is unnecessary.

And it is called - “Why do most people hate ginny?”

And the same swali keeps coming up again and again, like “why do most people not like ginny weasley”, “why do people hate ginny?”, “why……… and so on!

Now the thing that bothers me is not the swali itself! But the purpose of the question! I don’t see any...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s zaidi to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do wewe mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call wewe Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would wewe describe your relationship with the man known as...

CHAPTER ONE

VIOLA HOLLOW – RAVENCLAW POV

Hogwarts was a school of witchcraft and wizardry.

Haven’t heard of it? jiunge the club.

A selected few used to think that being called a “witch” was an insult. I’m one of those selected few, being a muggle-born and all. Although “muggle-born” is the politically correct term, Slytherins have developed a habit of calling us “mudbloods”. It’s a highly offensive term.

I was a witch, while my brother was a wizard. We both come from a string of muggles – A.K.A. non-magical beings – who have never heard of “Hogwarts” au anything else that...

Funny Excerpts from the First Book

"Oh, are wewe a prefect, Percy? wewe should have alisema something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE wewe GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE wewe A WITCH au NOT!

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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left imba along to a very slow funeral march....

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