Now, what are some things wewe DON'T like about Hetalia?

THE FANS

While every fanbase has it's idiots who ruin it for everyone else, Hetalia is one of those fanbases where a person's first taste of the Hetalia fanbase can come from those idiots. Me, loving history and world cultures, would've hated Hetalia if I met the idiots before the real fans. Thankfully I didn't and got into Hetalia. But some people in the fanbase need to learn the difference between the hilariously satirical history of Hetalia and the serious and not-so-hilarious history of something I like to call reality. They also need to learn the difference between what can be made funny in Hetalia terms and what's just crossing the line.

CHARACTER PORTRAYAL

Well most of the countries portrayals don't bother me much apart from Lithuania, Latvia and ESPECIALLY Poland's. But it's only very minor, it only bothers me when aforementioned idiotic mashabiki take one aspect of these characters and blow it out of proportion. For example, Poland's crossdressing au Latvia's habit of stuttering. I don't mind Canada being portrayed as invisible, because I read somewhere that most of Canada's WWII efforts were considered British ones, hence the whole 'Canada is invisible' thing. But since most of Hetalia's strips have zaidi au less moved off WWI and WWII means that Canada's portrayal isn't as 'acceptable'. I only put up with it for the personality contrast with America. But here comes the idiotic mashabiki again! They'll ignore Canadian members of the Hetalia community just because they're country is often portrayed as being invisible au at least largely ignored.

CHARACTER JOKES

I've already went over the whole 'Canada is invisible' thing, so I'll go over two other character jokes that largely tick me off. Which are 'Spain is a pedo' and 'France is a rapist'. If Spain is a pedo, just because he likes being with children, that must make all my male teachers pedos as well. Also, it sounds like your reinforcing stereotypes which is 'only women can like children'. Seriously if Spain was a women in the first place I bet none of these jokes would exist. Why? Because as I said, apparently, men can't like children because it makes them pedos. GUYS THERE'S AS MANY FEMALE PEDOS AS THERE ARE MALE ONES. So there, that's chakula for thought. inayofuata is 'France is a rapist'. Sure, he's perverted. Sure, he's flirty. Sure, he gets touchy-feely with others. But there's plenty of other characters wewe are either pervy, flirty au touchy-feely as well and I here no one calling them rapists. Like...oh, I don't know. ITALY!? He touches other characters and flirts with women but no one calls him a rapist. Germany watches a variety of pornographic material and no one calls him a rapist. I could go on. This also accounts for people in real life. Not every pervy, flirty and/or touchy-feely person wewe meet is a rapist.

That's all I can think of right now.

For me, I guess I dislike the "Spain is a pedo" and the pornographic things that fujoshi lovers create. My Marafiki like to joke around about the pedo Spain thing. For me, he isn't what wewe call a pedo. He just adores little kids a lot, like having a little sister/brother complex. My friend Alyssa finds little kids adorable, and she rants on and on about it, but she isn't a pedophile. A pedophile is someone who likes minors under the age of 18 SEXUALLY. That's what bugs me. Spain never thought sexually of Romano (or Italy) when they were little. He just found them adorable to the point he fanboys about it.
So the other thing I dislike is the fact that there are multiple R-18 doujinshies of Hetalia. The people who create them are forgeting something: NOT EVERYONE WHO WATCHES Hetalia IS OVER THE AGE OF 18. Besides, some people get scarred from kusoma them. Take Alyssa for example. She and Iggy (Jade) were kusoma a R-18 Spamano doujinshi. Iggy is used to it, but Alyssa isn't. Come on. I'm scarred from just looking at the front cover of the mature audience comics. Its scary. I thought I was going to cry, literally.
Basically, what I am trying to say, Hetalia was NOT, I repeat, was NOT, created to become a smutty anime/manga that people can fantasize if so-and-so got together with so-and-so to, wewe know, I can't even say it. It was made to entertain otakus everywhere about bishie interpretations of countries, and what they went through over the years of civilization and technology. It was meant to enetertain, not to have sex comics hidden in every nook and cranny.

1. Yaoi
2. People calling France a rapist
3. Yaoi
4. People portray Sweden talking l'k' th's
5. Yaoi
6. When people always focus on the pairings
7. Did I mention Yaoi?

I like everything but the fans... i mean some are really nice and actually get history and upendo it as much as i do...but the crazy die hard mashabiki usually the 13 mwaka olds the ones who do not understand the history behind Hetalia...and do not get the satire... If somehow magically make all of those people disapear Hetalia would be perfect :D

The fans. Some are great, believe me. But others...they just can't seem to see the line between Hetalia and history. Like, I see art and fanfiction about current tragic events such as the earthquakes in Japan au even older historical events like the holocaust...and...just...no. Please. Stop this, fans. Stop this right now.
And then there are the jokes that I hate. "Canada is invisible" (which is sometimes acceptable as long as they're not taking it seriously in any way and realize it can be offensive), "France is a rapist," "Spain is a pedophile," etc.

Like Everyone's saying: THE FANS.
My God, after a while they are just too annoying.

Female Characters<--Hated because they "ruin the yaoi"
SERIOUSLY??(I'll just leave it at that before I go into a huge rant)

Plus, I must say that the representation of some countries do annoy me greatly. Poland. I like the character, but the "accuracy" is laughable.I also wish that China wasn't so gender confused because there are a lot of Chinese guys I met that are pretty buff. I would say America's representation pisses me off too, but sadly, it's correct in SO many ways.
The "normal Americans" like me are even zaidi ignored than Canada because of the fanbase.

I also Hate that Canada gets ignored 'cuz my die hard Marafiki are now ignoring me when I'm only partially Canadian...
The pairings tend to piss me off too, but If I talk about those...This maoni would be PAGES long...

i like everything about hetalia...but i wish the piodes wear longer.i wolued like to was 51 au zaidi epidoes of Hetalia that was an epiodes that was the normel 24 minets loing wpiodes like the other animes out there. i do like that becues it uneek but still it kinda bugs me sometimes

I don't like chibi versions of the countries. I also don't like pairings like Prussia/Russia(or the over way around) au Poland/Lithuania(or the over way around)

The fact that the fandom has weboos, they annoy me to no end.
And the fact that people think there are canon pairings in Hetalia which is not true.
Hm..the bad troll ocs? The hate to many Hetalia girls for ruining "pairings"?
Using Hetalia as a history bible?
The orodha can be long, but i upendo Hetalia too much to leave it alone.

The character "jokes":

After a while the Canada "Who?" jokes get old, treat the character with some respect. Also the stupid "Francis is a rapist" and "Spain is a pedo" stuff. Spain is NOT a pedo. France is NOT NOT NOT a rapist au a pedo. Wish people would get it into their stupid fangirl heads that they're flirts and perverts. Yes, France loves sex. But he loves CONSENSUAL sex, he doesn't even want to rape anyone. Also so what if they thought Chibitalia was cute, we ALL think he's adorable.

Fangirls:

Trust me I'm a fangirl, but I'm talking about the CRAZY fangirls. Like the ones who hate a character au a pairing because it gets in the way of their inayopendelewa pairing. Also the ones who attack wewe for saying wewe don't like a character au a pairing. As long as wewe have good and logical reasons for not liking it, I don't care.

THE SENSE OF YAOI (please dont kill me!!!! ;A; *hides in a dark corner*)

That these FRICKEN hot guys aren't real.

Like everyone else,the fans. Just..wow. I can't even begin to start au I'll never stop. There's the ones that don't take it seriously and just enjoys it, and then theres those who..well,lets not go there. That's all I can say without ranting. my apologies. (P.S: TO ALL wewe FRANCE HATERS OUT THERE NEWS FLASH: FRANCE IS NOT A RAPIST!!!LEVE HIM BE FOR THE SAKE OF THE GOOD QUEEN!!!)*ahem, sorry for that*

Well, I hate how the citizens in the world of Hetalia thinks Liechtenstein's a guy

Paring wars,stupid mashabiki that make all the sane mashabiki look bad, people who use it as a text book, france hate, hell any type of charactor hate,offensive ocs

The Fandom, all the supported non-canon pairings, how people hate the girls because straight pairings are possible, the entirely insane mashabiki who support every pairing out there, and the people who draw fanart that really needs to be censored.

As for wewe who want to kill me for pointing out that most Hetalia Yaoi is non-canon, need be, I WILL MAKE A orodha OF ALL THE PAIRINGS THAT AREN'T CANON.
I am NOT sorry.

-That some people treat Hetalia like some yaoi anime and are only in it for the pairings
-That people from certain countries are stereotyped because of the way the countries themselves are (Canadians are ignored)

They only thing I can think of that I don't like about Hetalia is that a lot of characters that were in the webcomic weren't in the anime.

Okay so now is my chance to say it. I HATE HOW Hetalia PROTRAYED AMERICA!
It makes Americans look like fat lazy asses who are full of ourselves and don't give a flying f**k about anyone. We don't go around saying "America is the best!" "We are the Heroes of the world" and stuff like that. Sure, a lot of the things he says and does are amusing, but a lot of things are historically inaccurate as well. Like when America wanted to paint Mt. Fuji red. I asked my history teacher about it and guess what? WE DIDN'T TRY TO PAINT A DAMN MOUNTAIN RED! It was just a saying used in WWII. When that came up, I felt like a retarded American. Yes, I upendo my country, don't get me wrong. But Hetalia just pushes my buttons sometimes with those jokes. I do laugh at them, but some of them are also insulting.
I also get a strong feeling that Hetalia is very biased as well. but that's just me. I get this feeling that the Japanese purpously insulted France, America, and even Iggy's cooking. I don't like scones either but COME ON!
I also agree with the person who brought up the whole "France and Spain aren't pedo" thing. It's fine to joke around but don't be sexist wewe guys. Cause that is 100% sexist. What if your dads au uncles au your male teachers upendo kids? Does that make them pedophiles as well? I hate how ppl don't recognize/don't believe that women can be pedo's too. It's complete B.S.
I also don't like the shipping wars on the Hetalia Couples sites. If wewe wanna onyesha your upendo for a couple that's fine but don't start a fight over something so frickin' pathetic! And don't trash talk ppl for liking it either. We all have the right to do something, and if your American, you'll recognize the "Freedom of Speech" and "Freedom of Expression". Just back off each other, m'kay?
That's all I have for now. So...
DO NOT TRASH TALK ME OTHERWISE I'LL GET P.O.'D!

The steroids type jokes.....IM AMERICAN!!! wewe MAD BRO?!! they mad America seem like a fat lazy bum(yeah sorry bout that) it hurtful..FO REALZ YO!!! XD and this effing cute guys DONT EXIST!!! I WISH!!!! WHY CANT THEY BE REAL?!!

The mashabiki really are the only thing; i really don’t dislike anything about the show. To watch this wewe NEED to be able to draw the line between history and hetalia. Not just the fangirls to. But when it comes to fangirls saying stuff like "America is like so mean for having the revolutionary war, he made Brittan cry!!!" ok read up on your history there’s a lot of important reasons for the war. But then there’s the people who get mad because of some of the jokes in the show, like people from America getting all mad "Im not lazy and i don’t eat all the time!! I find that so rude!" If wewe going to watch this onyesha wewe need to be able to take stereotype jokes.
no there not sayiing every single person in that country is like that. It’s a STEROTYPE!! It’s not suppose to be taking seriously.

That’s another thing. people get all mad because of some of the jokes. wewe really just need to know your history and be able to take a joke to watch this show. Im American and i find the character extremely funny and quite accurate. Its true!!!We have to laugh at ourselves sometime because nobody’s country is perfect.
Hetlia has really made me zaidi cultraly aware and i want to learn zaidi history and ive learned zaidi languges because of this show. It really can bring people together if we can get over some of the crazy fans!!!

I'd have to say all those stupid pairing wars. Honestly, it's alright to like your own pairings and all (hell, wewe can worship it all wewe want!) but if wewe bash on someone else's pairing, then that's taking an obsession too far. I also hate that some mashabiki don't like the female characters, simply because they clash with yaoi pairings. Don't get me wrong, most of my inayopendelewa pairings are gay, but that doesn't change my opinion of female characters. They're just as awesome as the male characters! (Hungary is a badass example :D)
Other than these things, I adore Hetalia with all my moyo :3

I don't think anything is wrong with Hetalia, personally. I upendo it! I hate when people make parings, though. (Ex: USXUK, GermItaly, Rocha, ect.) I hate yaoi and yuri, on my opinion.

A majority of the fan-base is pretty annoying but I'm just going to look at the onyesha itself and some of the characters kinda annoy me. I don't hate them but I just don't like their portrayals. Like Japan's, Every other character is a stereotype except him. Lithuania and Poland's character isn't so great either.

i don't like how they say Americans are basically pompous self-arrogant and stuff. i'm zaidi bipolar but just looking for a true friend,one of whom i can finally trust. I'm like Germany,Italy and England mixed. So im not really obnoxious at all. actually i look down on myself.

i don't like the mashabiki nor most of the canon aus/alternate versions of characters like cardverse, 2p!hetalia, nekotalia, etc.,

I have a few. First is the portrayal mashabiki have of France. I am not French nor am i of french descent. But its like they same to forget that he alisema upendo cannot be forced onto people. au litteraly the portrayal of Spain. Come on!

2. The mashabiki who act immaturaly in history class and realize that Hetalia is not accurate when it comes to history. It will sometimes but still.

3. Actions of mashabiki at cons. I have seen mashabiki who have used flags as capes and also onyesha disrespect for a flag. I have had few run ins with some nasty mashabiki who have attacked me. One was for simply cosplaying as France. Another was for standing up to a Germany cosplayer who was giving a friend also cosplaying as Germany a hard time

Historical fanfictions with no research. Example: Usuk in a POW camp.

Also the paring war particualry USUK vs FRUK. Come on let people ship what the hell they want.

However i am happy that i made some great Marafiki in the Hetalia fandom. I have also become zaidi social as i go to conventions now. I know there is a good and a bad to a fandom.

Just kwa kusoma all of your guys responds make me very sad!:'(Some of the things I hate that people ignore Canada and do to over Canadians!:( People think all France are rapists and that all the character's people think that how they really are!:( I don't like how they made America all dumb and stuff,now lots of people think all Americans are all lound,noisy,that we only upendo hamburgers,and stuff. :(If people hate this Hetalia they shouldn't let everybody know,just keep to yourself!:( Theres too much yaoi and people think that America loves England r something like that!:( Well that's all I got to say!!!!

There's a lot of things I upendo about Hetalia and I think that's pretty balanced with the things I hate. I do believe there are equally many things I upendo and dislike about Hetalia

-The Fans: There are some wonderful mashabiki out there. Many of them very very talented with their cosplays, fanfictions, and fanarts. I'm actually rather very amazed at how creative some Hetalia mashabiki are~! However there are also terrible fans. Most mashabiki treat Hetalia like a replacement for History thinking "Oh if I watch Hetalia, I can pass my History exam!! :D" No. Hetalia is NOT a replacement History book. While it's some accurate and wewe can learn tid bits of History, it's not entirely. I do not like how some mashabiki completely disrespect au even completely disregard History and replace it with Hetalia. There's a difference between what's reality and what isn't.

-The suggestive/sexual material: This right here makes me sick to my stomach. I can't stand how some mashabiki turn Hetalia into a hentai. They treat it like some disgusting fanservice and eye Candy anime. It's almost as if some mashabiki only care about who is screwing who au whose depicting doing some kind of sexual activity. I really do not like how the image of sex is thrown around in this fandom.

-The character jokes: France is a rapist? No. Stop joking about rape. It is not funny. You're not being funny. I hate how rape is thrown around in this fandom like it's nothing. I'm so tired of "France is a rapist." He is not a rapist and never will be. Also, Spain isn't a pedophile. If Spain's a pedophile then anyone who loves children must be a pedophile too. Spain is not and never will be a pedophile. It makes me sick to my stomach knowing that rape and pedophilia is thrown around in this fandom like it's nothing...

-Pairings: While I don't mind pairings too much (heck I ship FrUk a little bit and it's the only pairing I will ship) but, it bothers me that some mashabiki whine, throw fits, and hate the female characters because they "steal the yaoi." They complain and throw a fit when Seychelles is paired with everyone but, don't say a word when England is paired with everyone. As long as the pairing isn't heterosexual and is homosexual mashabiki won't throw a fit. It's ridiculous...

Those rabid fangirls/fanboys. I really upendo the anime, but the reason why I kinda steered clear from this fanclub in my first few months of having this account was because I didn't want to deal with any bullshit. Turns out it's pretty salama here. :p

I adore everything about this series. Everything! T_T

I have to say that I don't like the fandom. I mean, there's a lot of nice people that like Hetalia, but then there's this portion of fangirls who make the whole fandom look bad.

In the onyesha there's no mexico.....

The crack parings!!!! Like honestly Amebel? Icesey? HongIce? What the heck are with the pairings???? It has nothing to do with history and it's not cute either it's really annoying and dumb in my opinion. Sorry If I offended anyone but those couples make zero sense

The uhuishaji and the fact that there are barely any girls in the show.

I don't like how Canada blames America for Cuba hitting him
but he never stands up for himself and he doesn't tell America that Cuba is hitting he just calls him an asshole instead of saying anything.To be honest I just don't like hetalia's portrayal of Canada I mean he even does a whole rant on America but doesn't say shit to Cuba. Canada and America's
relationship sucks they both treat each other like crap but neither notice.

The yaoi and yaoi fangirls (I'm talking about /fangirls/, not fans. There's a difference)
Hetalia is seinen/shounen and offically has been rated as "Mature", but the biggest part of the fandom consists 12-16 mwaka old yaoi fangirls.

I don't really care what pairings people like, but it really annoys me in this case since this bs ruins the whole point of Hetalia.
All the yaoi fangirls see is yaoi when Hetalia itself has absolutely nothing to do with yaoi au shounen-ai. Nothing.

Another thing that bugs me about this is how so many of them refuse to accept the truth.
Both Hidekaz and the anime directors have confirmed several times what relationships the countries have with each other.
Since that didn't work, a whole page with the countries' relationships was made where it clearly states that there is no romance going on between England and America, Germany and Italy and so on.
And as soon as other mashabiki point these /canon/ facts out, they get hate- and threat messages from angry yaoi fangirls as if it's the fans' fault.

At first I was fine with all of this since these things happen in basically all anime fandoms and I've seen much worse, but it's starting to get really annoying now.
I can't even tafuta on my inayopendelewa character on Tumblr, DA and Youtube since 80% of all pictures and video (Including cosplay) are about yaoi.

What makes it worse is that the yaoi fangirls "spread the word" to other mashabiki who aren't in the Hetalia fandom. Those non-Hetalia mashabiki might mistake Hetalia for yaoi instead of what it really is.
I've talked with people who claimed that Hetalia was yaoi. When I told them that Hetalia has nothing to do with yaoi and explained that Hetalia is historical satire and reflects real historical events, cultures and politics, they seemed very surprised and told me that they had no idea and had gotten into Hetalia because of their Marafiki who had claimed that Hetalia was about yaoi.
It's good that mashabiki "attract" others to watching Hetalia, but claiming that Hetalia is yaoi and attract /more/ yaoi fangirls with something that doesn't exist in Hetalia is just wrong.

It's also very rude and disrespectful to Hidekaz. He has worked a lot on making Hetalia, gone through /hours/ and /weeks/ of kusoma about various countries' histories and cultures.
And the yaoi fangirls just ignore all of this work because "Kyaaa! ___ is so canon!!!" and "Don't talk to your boyfriend that way"
Really? Hidekaz worked his *** off for /that/?

I upendo Hetalia, but it's not /fun/ to be in the Hetalia fandom anymore because of all the yaoi.

There are of course other parts of the Hetalia fandom that bother me, but this is the part of the fandom that bothers me the most.

Sorry for sounding rude, but if you're in the Hetalia fandom /only/ because of the yaoi, leave.

How short the episodes are. 5 dakika is great if wewe are taking a quick study break, but usually I would like to be able to sit and enjoy the onyesha for awhile with out the onyesha being broken up into such small pieces.

Along the same line I don't like when the add in recaps and previews of what will happen next. For example America's storage closet arch had a lot of re-played scenes in different episodes.

My only other complaint is I am not to fond of the art in the first few seasons/manga books. The jokes were funny enough that I kept on watching, but some of the early uhuishaji made me cringe. (this is also why I don't own any Hetalia graphic shirts because the characters anatomy is off enough on most of the merch. to bother me)

fans.
these mashabiki don't eveb get wats behind the Hetalia scenario. this is HISTORY.
and also the doujinshi. I didn't know wat they were and accidently read a R18 one and now im scarred for life.
the mashabiki who take it over the juu and actually MOCK us americans because of how America is portrayed in hetalia.
people hating their own country because of how their country is portrayed in the series.
I mean seriously! JUST BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY'S CHARACTER HAS A CHARACTERISTIC wewe DONT LIKE DOESNT MEAN wewe SHOULDN'T upendo YOUR OWN COUNTRY!!! I mean. your country is where wewe were raised, born (possibly) and influenced. wewe should upendo it not because of the character, but what makes it unique. and also, its stereotyping! why get cruddy over it when its just how other people think of your country? we have our opinions.
but what I REALLY HATE is that ppl are protecting some characters because of ships (for ex. Seychelles x England). and, whenever they read a ship fanfic involving a boy x a girl in APH, they treat that girl character as themselves; so their basically uigizaji as if the girl character is themselves and THEY are in upendo with the boy. fangirls. I just really hate those types.
Then, it's every fangirl who describes England as gentlemanly and polite. I have nothing against England (he's actually on my juu 5) but I just don't see him as polite au gentlemanly in the anime. he's zaidi like... irritable and pissed off at USA 24/7.
BUT what REALLY scars my life the most is the relationship between England and America. it makes it sound like these two allies that helped each other like all the time still hold a grudge. yes I know this is Hetalia and its based off stereotyping but.. sometimes it makes me swali the friendship between US and UK. someone PLEASE comfort me as I rant to my best friend (whose British, im American) about my stupid problems XD.
also don't like how they say "germany's mean! he keeps shouting to Italy!!" okay. this pisses me off the most. can I just shout it out??
HE IS BEING STRICT, PEOPLE. NOT MEAN. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. UGH!! I just hate people who say that. nowadays, children sass their elder people, responding in a way like "make me!" instead of being respectful; it pisses me out a lot. we don't say "yes sir" au "yes ma'am like we used to. and heck, we're the only family on the block who says that to our parents. and heck yeah,, I have 13 BROTHERS and only 1 sister. I know how to boss and be resepectful. so, Germany's being strict and not mean. I can distuingish mean from being plain old STRICT.in my opinion, people who say that are soft and don't know true discipline. (DONT KILL ME)
and sorry for my rant... XD I was just seething mad.

1. when ppl say they hate Seychelles

2. when they say Ollie is scary and not nice O,O

3. they make Finland mad in almost all the pictures i see

4. when they say "beware of Finland" i mean whats wrong with him?