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(Spin-off of the Card meza, jedwali Dating skit kwa Richard Jeni)

I say when wewe meet your other self wewe don't want a chajio, chakula cha jioni table, what wewe want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the meza, jedwali and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"

2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."

Both: *awkward staring*

2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."

1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"

2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."


2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."

1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see wewe poppet!"

((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
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    You sit down in the nyasi and decide that it is a good siku to do nothing. To your right, wewe heard children squealing and playing, and to your left, wewe can hear a soccer game going on. wewe decide that wewe should listen to what’s going on. From what wewe can hear, there is only one person making all of the goals. This surprises you. wewe used to play soccer. At least before...

    “LOOK OUT!!!” calls someone on the field, but it was too late. The ball hit wewe square in the face. wewe swore loudly and tried to find the person who had kicked the ball....
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