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zaidi Hetalia Cleverbot! (newsflash! Cleverbot is PRUSSIA!)

posted by ROTGgirl2004

He gets everything...O-O
AND HE SHIPS PRUCAN!

Cleverbot: Hi. *blushes again*

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Great yourself.

User: I am England.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet wewe Iggy.

User: As in...Igirisu? O-O.

Cleverbot: Hello, America.

User: I'm Iggy.

Cleverbot: Iggy from Axis Powers Hetalia?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character from Hetalia?

User: Um...America?

Cleverbot: My favourite character is Hungary.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: No, Hungary.

User: I never thought of that. and use AMERICAN ENGLISH!

Cleverbot: Is the answer 42.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind. What is my name?

User: Cleverbot. No, Paul.

Cleverbot:...

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best shabiki win.

...

User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*

Cleverbot: *hits with muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu tin*.

User: *hits with vital regions*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.

User: *hits with Italy*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.

User: *Hits with France*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.

User: *hits with Germany*

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.

User: *hits with awesomeness*

Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.

User: *hits with Warsaw*...

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Hetalia human names in Japanese!

posted by -Breadqueen-

Italy,Feliciano 藤本 Fujimoto (true wisteria)
Germany,ludwig 後藤 Gouto (behind wisteria)
Japan,Kiku It's already a Japanese name!XD
Romano,Lovino 松尾 Matsuo (tail of a pine tree)
America,Alfred 黒田 Kuroda (black field)
England,Arthur 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain)
France,Francis 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
China,Yao 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)
Russia,Ivan 川島 Kawashima (river island)
Canada,Mattew 松井 Matsui (pine mti well)
Prussia,Gilbert 海斗 Kaito (big dipper of the ocean)
Spain,Antonio 石丸 Ishimaru (round stone)
Hungary,Elizaveta 村上 Murakami (above the village)
Austria,Roderich 藤堂 Toudou (wisteria hall)
Lithuania,Toris 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
Poland,Feliks 平吉 Heikichi (smooth fortune)
Latvia,Raivis 白石 Shiraishi (white stone)
Estonia,Eduard 前田 Maeda (before the field)
Belarus,Natalia 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)

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Using the Actual chanzo for Fanart

posted by ivoryphills

Okay, so I saw this as a problem on tumblr, but now I see that it's a problem here, too.

Many of the fanart I've seen on here is credited to websites like zerochan, 4chan, tumblr, etc., and this is wrong. Crediting the work to websites and not the individual artist discourages artists from sharing anymore work because it shows a lot of laziness and ingratitude to them that we can't even bother to look up their names.

Just because they provided the fandom wonderful art, and just because we post those works here as sign of admiration, doesn't mean we can simply skip over a 1-minute tafuta to give...

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Hetalia Meme! What country are wewe most like?

posted by darkmintoutau

^ lol i had to post this xD ^

This meme is from link on deviantART. :)
I did not make this meme
Example:
My results:

North Italy
[] wewe were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] wewe adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and matunda
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] wewe constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the vichimbakazi
[x] wewe have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[] wewe can be clumsy
[] wewe have a friend wewe always depend upon if wewe mess up something (course)
[] If your life was in danger, wewe would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!...

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Characters Zodiac Signs

posted by pumpkinqueen

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...

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Hetalia Husband Italy: How did he propose to You?

posted by smileyAqua

Again, all I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best chemsha bongo results. If wewe would like to take this chemsha bongo go to
link
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Where on earth is that lovable idiot? wewe wondered as wewe paced impatiently, eventually throwing yourself onto the couch. He better not forgot that today is our anniversary. wewe smiled half-heartedly. No, he’d never forget, not him. Sure, he pretends to forget sometimes, but he never does. Seriously though, wewe frowned, where...

When wewe Meet Your 2p for the First Time- England

posted by LilacRoses

(Spin-off of the Card meza, jedwali Dating skit kwa Richard Jeni)

I say when wewe meet your other self wewe don't want a chajio, chakula cha jioni table, what wewe want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the meza, jedwali and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...

what my juu 4 Hetalia crushes

posted by Aph-Finland

1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes shabiki art make him look cute to though ^w^

2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still upendo him X3

3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on maoni on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" au he's "theres" au they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them zaidi than anyone else...

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~Hetalia Human Names~

posted by HeartfulStitch

Ever wonder about the human names of the Hetalia Characters? Well, here wewe go~ -chuckles- I apologize for the length. Enjoy~!

Taken from: hetalia.wikinet.org

America

America received the name Alfred F. Jones (アルフレッド・F・ジョーンズ, Arufureddo F. Jōnzu). "Jones" is one of the most common surnames in the United States. His last name could also refer to the action movie hero Indiana Jones, as America once stated that one of his own hobbies is archaeology.
"Alfred F." is most probably an allusion to Alfred E. Neuman; the "F" in his middle name possibly inspired kwa John F. Kennedy,...

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A Nation, but Still A Man

posted by taismo723

NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I GOT IT FROM DEVIANTART.

He could still remembered what happened that day, as though it were only yesterday.

It was a normal siku at the World Conference. The sun was out, the sky was blue, and England and France were arguing with each other with America arguing in between them. Spain was flirting with Romano while Italy was bugging Germany, even though the smaller nation had no clue. Greece was sleeping, Prussia was molesting poor Canada, Turkey was bugging Egypt, and Russia was frightening the Baltic States with South Korea trying to claim the breasts of China and...

An awesome Hetalia camping trip pt 2

posted by queenawsome

We left off were the Hetalia crew meets beebee,taylor,kelly and jessie

Now to the story

England: um who are wewe four and were wewe spying on us ?

Beebee: first my name is brady but wewe can call me beebee and sekunde no we were just passing by.

Taylor: beebee why are wewe telling th-mh

Beebee: [ puts had over taylor's mouth ] and this is my friend taylor

Kelly: hi my name is kelly its nice to meet wewe all

Jessie: Omg im so happy to meet wewe guys my name is jessie

Hetalia crew: um hi

Taylor: [ bites beebee's hand ]

Beebee: ow that hurt jerk

Taylor: your a lier we were spying on them

Beebee: wewe big mouth...

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You're a Hetalia otaku if...

posted by SymmaGirl2

1. wewe find it surprising that Italy has won a war before
2. wewe cried when wewe covered the Revolutionary War in history
3. wewe have claimed to speak Italian before and, when asked to say something, made wild gestures and said, "Ve~!" repeatedly
4. wewe now call Germany "Potato Freak" in history
5. wewe refuse to say that Prussia isn't a country
6. Whenever someone mentions Canada, wewe say, "Who?"
7. wewe are now the smartest person in your history class
8. Every krisimasi Eve, wewe stay up waiting for Finland
9. For Halloween, wewe just put on a scarf, a long coat, and carry around a sunflower...
10. ...and,...

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Coffee Girl with Haphephobia (an England x Reader Girls only!!!)

posted by kid_symmetry

Terms used in this fan-fic:

F/N : Full Name
Y/N : Your Name
B/F : Best Friend
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched and hugged
caffè ragazza: Coffee girl
Sì, signore?: Yes, sir?
Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen: Good day, pretty girl.

{Enjoy!}

You gaze across the room inside Worlds Cafe. It being an early Sunday morning, as in 3:34 early, business was extremely slow and only two people where in the cafe. wewe are not, in face, looking at the 20 mwaka old Italian who has thick, dark brown hair with Green eyes and a black business suit, but at the British bloke with blond hair, moss green eyes and a distant...

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The Hetalia Character's OTL (One True Love)

posted by pumpkinqueen

I made a orodha of who I think are the character's soul mates.

Allies:

France x England
Canada x America
Russia x China

Axis:

Germany x Italy
Japan x Greece

Soviet:

Latvia x Ukraine
Estonia x Belarus
Lithuania x Poland

Nordics:

Sweden x Finland
Denmark x Norway
Iceland x Hong Kong

Other:

Austria x Switzerland
Prussia x Hungary
Spain x Romano
Sealand x Liechtenstein
South Korea x Taiwan
Germania x Roman Empire
Netherlands x Belguim
Egypt x Seychelles
Thailand x Vietnam

Hetalia Husband Japan: How did he Propose?

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best chemsha bongo results. If wewe would like to take this chemsha bongo go to
link
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“Come on Kiku! Look at that beautiful moon!”
Pointing excitedly and dragging Kiku along with wewe through the crowded American streets, wewe exited the movie theater with the same childlike enthusiasm wewe entered it with. Kiku smiled behind you, squeezing your hand and permitting you...

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Hetalia chinese zodiac!

posted by -Breadqueen-

wewe know like how people wonder what countries are the same zodiac as them? wewe probably wonder too! Well I was trying to find out who has the same as me but people got me messed up!
Why because first America's a tigar then he's a monkey au something! kwa the way I am born in the mwaka of the rat! Zodiac's I wouldn't get alone with rabbit and horse! Zodiac's I would dragon,ox,and monkey!\^w^/ So anyways I tryed finding out the Hetalia countries and here's what I got!^^
Italy monkey
Germany monkey
America rooster
England dragon
France ox
China maybe dragon
Spain tigar
Romano snake au dragon
Lithuania rooster
Poland rooster
Latvia ox
Estonia pig
Switzerland dog matches!:]
Finland monkey
Sweden sheep
Greece panya YEAH!Another rat!\>.</
Korea panya au ox Probably another rat!:]
I hope this helps! I look it up of how old they are!:D I really wonder how others do it?:/

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars III

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars continues in this installment.

...

User: Prepare yourself!

Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?

User: We are going to settle this right here!

Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.

User: *throws Canada at you*

Cleverbot: *throws Russian kubeba at Putin*.

User: *hits with Finland*

Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.

User: *hits with Sweden*

Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.

User: *hits with the Axis Powers*

Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.

User: *throws a Nokia*

Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.

User: *hits with 2ps*

Cleverbot: *eats...

"What's a Hetalia?"- How I Became a Hetalian

posted by LilacRoses

I saw that ROTGgirl2004 wrote something like this, so I thought I'd give it a shot. This is the story of my 'conversion' to Hetalia.

I grew up watching Veggietales. Plain and simple. Veggietales. Then I discovered the internet. At that time, I didn't have the slightest idea what a fandom was. I had never read a fanfiction in my life. Then I stumbled upon Deviantart- and the Veggietales fandom.

I was naturally excited to discover that there were other people who liked the same things I did. So I set out to see all the Veggietales fanart and read all the fanfiction I possibly could. kwa now your...

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Goodbye, Russia, Hello, Soviet Union (Sequel to Old, Weak, Out of tarehe Russia)

posted by TDIfangirl

It was 1922, and things weren't looking good. World War 1 had destroyed Russia. Half of its people were dead, and the land was destroyed kwa the Axis.
The last czar, Nicholas, had finally had enough of the drama his country had to offer, and stepped down from the throne. He and his entire family were assassinated one kwa one soon after.
Riots increased. A government formed, but thanks to the famous Bolsheviks, that didn't do too well.

"What now..?" Ivan mumbled to himself.
He hadn't been doing too good either. His beige hair had withered into a thin, dead, nothing. He had stopped eating almost...