Um..This is my first Fanfic, so I'll try my best to keep it up >.<
Gender: male! (jk)
Ethnicity: whatever wewe freaking want it to be
BEE TEE DOUBLE-U, the stuff inside of the () means that you're thinking to yourself :D
The stuff in the <> is yours-truly saying outside notes to you.
~So here we go~
You sat in the back of the bumpy truck thinking to yourself how your new house would look like. Your mother insisted that wewe sit in her car like a normal person, but nooo wewe wanted to sit in the moving truck. wewe were all smiles and stuff until wewe suddenly thought "I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! QQ". At that moment wewe clutched your domo bag closely and sobbed.
"..whats that noise..?" - mover truck dude 1
"how should i know? go check it out *smack*" - mover truck dude 2
"ow ow ok.." - mover truck dude 1
You see an old wrinkly guy open up the trunk-thing on the truck and wewe jumped out before he could say anything.
"MOMMY!!! IM ALL ALONE!! DX"
Your mom just kind of looked at wewe like -.-; while wewe clutched onto her leg and cried.
wewe ran into your house and alisema "Mom! Which room is mine? :3"
Mom: "Whichever wewe want dear..(please just leave me alone..)"
wewe decided to go with the biggest room. wewe dropped all of your stuff onto the floor and left to go help your mom do the unpacking. After 6 hours of unpacking wewe were hungry D:!
"MOM!! im hungry :<"
"You're 17! You're big enough to make something yourself! D:<"
Boo hoo..mommy doesn't upendo wewe and wewe know it :(. wewe went into the jikoni and drank 8 glasses of milk. wewe were full.
After chajio, chakula cha jioni (if maziwa is considered dinner)~
wewe were sleepy and went to bed.
(I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!! NOOOOOO)
And alas wewe cried yourself to sleep.
The inayofuata morning wewe stood in front of your closet.
(what should I wear? something cute..yea..that shows my awesome personality..or maybe something cool? skirt? pants? SHIRT?! NO SHIRT?!! o wait I need a shirt. Which socks? Shoes? Should I put my hair up?)
While wewe were pondering about clothes your mom comes into your room.
"Geez Mom! Don't wewe knock?! I could've been naked D:"
"Shut up D:< If wewe want me to knock then lock the door. Here's your uniform."
"Uniform?! D: How not cute.. T~T"
wewe put on your uniform and run downstairs to grab your breakfast.
"Mommy, where's my breaky :D?"
"Make it yourself D:< You're not a baby anymore."
Wahh, too lazy to make breakfast..you decided to just skip it and head out.
You: "I'm off, Matey!"
On your way to school wewe were walking, listening to your music, minding your own business and whatnot, and suddently, OUT OF NOWHERE, a meteor comes down and destroys you!!
You: AAAHHHH!!!! the world is too cruel!! I'm too young to die!!"
While wewe were dying on the floor, a guy comes up to you
Guy: "holy jeebus, are wewe okay???"
You: "wah..are wewe god?"
You: "Then wewe must be Satan..I always knew wewe were coming for me.. T_T"
Guy: "-_- get a hold of yourself, you're not dead."
You: "IM NOT?! *you kissed the ground* Oh sweet jesus, im alive!! But there's no way I could've survived that meteor. ...Maybe I'm..A SUPERHERO?! :D"
Guy: "Meteor..? wewe just got bonked in the head with a baseball."
D: wewe turned to see he was holding a baseball.
Guy: "and uh..I'm the one that hit this ball :D Sorry"
wewe were on the verge of strangling him to death.
You: "ARE wewe FAREAKING KIDDING ME?! NOW IM GOING TO BE LATE ON MY FIRST DAY!! D:<"
The kengele rings.
"Correction. wewe are late on your first day."
wewe and the Guy turn around to see a tonfa sticking in your face.
You: "its the popo!! <Which means police in case wewe didn't know>"
Guy: "Oh crap! It's Hiba-"
You: "Shoo! Go away, police man! Don't beat me with your police sticks au I'll eat you!"
Police guy: "..police..? I'll give wewe an extra beating for calling me something weird, wewe runt."
Police guy drags wewe and Guy to your school.