Homestuck makala | Original makala on fanpop

posted by Rainsky-57

Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.

▲: KONICHIWA, FUCKASS. (,,#ﾟДﾟ):∴;'･,;`:ｺﾞﾙｧ

▼: what

▲: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS. IS THIS STRIDER-KUN?
▲: IF SO, HAVE A PREEMPTIVE "FUCK YOU" BEFORE WE CARRY ON.

▼: woah man look i didnt think we were bros enough for wewe call me strider kun au whatever the fuck that means
▼: is that supposed to be ironic au something

▲: NO IT'S NOT IRONY, wewe STUPID HEAP OF SHIT. UGU~ ｬダヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

▼: alright
▼: well ill just leave wewe to your

▲: NO WAIT COME BACK.

▼: ugus
▼:...

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Cascade (Creepypasta)

posted by Jekyde

I was sitting at nyumbani working on a few projects for school and I got a message from my friend Jamie on iPhone. She told me that there was an update for Homestuck and that I needed to check it out now. Now I wasn’t that into Homestuck but I decided to read it because Jamie kept bugging me about it and wanted someone to really read it with her.

Around this time it was close to a few weeks since the last update so this one might be big and good hopefully. I went to the MSPA website and found that the inayofuata page name is called [S] Cascade. This was going to be a flash update he is giving us. I...

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Eve's guide to homestuck cosplays: Vriska

posted by Evestar03

Well really all this is a guide for my friends, but I guess I'll share it with everyone. This contains links, tips, and all that fun stuff for making a nice cosplay. (today I will only be focusing on Vriska, if wewe would like another, just ask)
VRISKA

I have helped a friend do this cosplay, so I know what to do about this. The zaidi complicated stuff will be listed first, also, keep in mind this is not god tier vriska.
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One of the most challenging things about this cosplay is the arm. My friend and I used a simple method using craft foam. Here’s some useful tutorials:
link
. This one involves...

Homestuck Meetup!

posted by animedorkgir

Hi guys! This is mostly for Homestucks in the Philly area. On Friday the 21st of June there is going to be a meetup at Neshaminy mall for mallstuck.
We need as many homestucks as we can get.
Contact me if wewe are going at my Tumblr, my Marafiki tumblr, instagram, facebook, twitter, kik, au Deviantart.
Tumblr- link
Marafiki Tumblr- link
Instagram- @animedorkgir
Facebook- Olivia Pyrope Makara
Twitter- @animedorkgir
Deviantart- animedorkgir
Kik- animedorkgir
Hope to see wewe there! :3
~Olivia~

Recap 2.

posted by Sophie78

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Picking up from where we left off...

I typed a really long recap. Then some other stuff happened.

GC (gallowsCalibrator) helped John fly to the sekunde gate, which took him to Rose's world, LOLAR. He crashed into Rose's room, where he found her asleep. He snooped through her room, and Dave tricked him into giving him the code to duplicate Rose's uandishi journals. John opened the package Rose made for his birthday. It contained the bunny from Con Air, the same one John got from Dave, but older and dirtier, and modified with Rose's knitting. She'd had the bunny since she was very...

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Say it with me kids-Homestuck character stereotypes.

posted by tokidoki123

So,yeah. I'm going to explain what all is wrong with the common stereotypes of homestuck and homestuck characters.

1. John.
Fandom portrays him as: Happy-go-lucky. And i'm not talking just happy. Like Cheer-Never-stops-so-much-that-it's-annoying. A thinly veiled homosexual.
What he actually is: A good friend,a necessary person.
2.Rose.
Fandom portrays her as: Boring,Keeper of all wisdom,A wet blanket.
What she actually is: Smart,Sneaky,Secret keeper.
3. Jade.
Fandom portrays her as: Air-head,Naive,Sister material.
What she actually is: Clever,Cute,Suprising..
4. Dave
What the fandom portrays him as:...

Karkat x Eridan

posted by Cherry_Kiss

Oh mai goodness c: This is the best ship EVAR! I think anyways. Karkat has a love/hate relationship with Eridan, which I upendo n' stuff. But, my best friend Nadia hates the ship... I showed her a picture of them kissing and she went crazy. Not even kidding. If anyone ships Erikar, lemme know and maybe we could write a fanfics together? :3
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DAT BUCKET.

I found two open fanspecies!!!

posted by CoolestDE

So I was browsing DA and these two fanspecies came up, Glowans and Trifers. The fanspecies even have fanventure and both are really great. My inayopendelewa out of two are the Glowan. Why wewe may ask? Because I just like how the species look. Aside from looks tho, I thing both are great. These two fanspecies even have infodumps were wewe can learn zaidi on how the specie works, which I think is pretty cool. wewe guys should check these fanspecies out and give your thoughts on what wewe guys think of these fanspecies in the maoni section.

Glowans
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Trifer
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Karkat's Revenge

posted by Jekyde

On the shores of the Capricorn troll's hive Gamzee stares into his computer screen talking to his totally obvious matesprit, Tavros. It's the end of the conversation much to Tavros' dismay.

"So I'lL sEe YoU lAtEr TaV. kArKaT's CoMiNg OvEr SoOn."

"uH, REALLY? tHAT'LL BE INTERESTING. hAVE FUN I GUESS. wHAT'S HE WANT TO TALK ABOUT?"

"I HaVe nO IdEa. BuT It'lL Be nIcE To sEe mY BuD OvEr fOr oNcE. sTaY CoOl tAv." And signed off.

()

Tavros sat on the other end and looked down. Something just feels wrong. Bad. What could this feeling be? "Maybe I should go check on him... But Karkat's going to be there......

InsanityStuck [ a really bad au ]

posted by miss_leijon

A young boy stands in his bare hospital room. The floor is stone cold tiles in boring white, the air smelling like death and decay. A rickety kitanda is the only object in the room. The walls are yellowed, and covered in stains. Today is this young mans first full mwaka at the hospital. He was admitted a mwaka zamani after his little sister died. It was his sisters sixth birthday that she had ran after the dog into the middle of the street. It was as if time had froze as the man came whipping around the corner and his little sister died right infront of him. But, let's continue on with our young man....

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Glub You~

posted by RainbowOtakuX3

I see wewe chillin' in those horns with the troll I want
and I'm like GLUB YOU. (Oo, oo, oo)
I guess the WAND in my POCKET wasn't enough
I'm like, glub wewe
and glub her too

Said if I wasn't hipster, then I'd still be with her.
Now I'm Forever alone. (Forever alone)
And since she don't want to pail
I'll just go take my nyangumi with a
GLUB wewe (Oo, oo, oo)

Well whatevver, so I'm not as clever
as that lowblood hacker guy
I don't have psionics
Don't do electronics
But that don't mean we must say goodbye

I envy the troll that is in quads with you, yeah
(Oh cod, he's such a poser)
Well
(Look now, they're getting closer)...

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Those shabiki moments when..

posted by kawaiiai

Those shabiki moments when..
(things i did in the past week)

1..you call your british classmate jake.
2..When your mom leaves her betty crocker cookbook out, wewe throw it in the trash.
3.when wewe find Candy mahindi, nafaka on halloween, and youre super bored; wewe glue the Candy together to make horns.
4. whenever wewe hear a horn in traffic, wewe go "HONK HONK"
5. wewe mess with your parents records while wearing shades
6. wewe giggle when wewe see honey
7. wewe make an attempt to lick chalk
8.you ask people their zodiac, and compare with trolls
9.you get super excited when a nic cage movie comes on.
10.when wewe see a bucket,you freak out a little.

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Cleverbot VS Karkat

posted by TheDarkEmpire

kwa *HalostarOfCookieClan

User: HELLO FUCKASS.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK wewe FOR ASKING.

Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?

User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE wewe TALKING ABOUT JOHN?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No wewe don't make any sense.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE wewe TALKING ABOUT wewe NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?

Cleverbot: What are wewe talking about?!

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: WHATEVER.

Cleverbot: Do wewe like The Moomins?

User: THE WHAT?

Cleverbot: The lightning bolt...

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Recap 3

posted by Sophie78

After Act 4, we began Act 5 Act 1, otherwise known as Hivebent. We were introduced to 12 trolls from a planet called Alternia, which resides in another universe. We followed these trolls as they played their own 12 player session of Sburb (or to them, Sgrub) to completion. A whole bunch of stuff happened along the way. In completing the game, they created a universe - our universe, nyumbani to Earth and our four heroes. But they were denied entry into the new universe due to an encounter with an indestructible demon. This demon was the four-times-prototyped Jack Noir from the kids' session, forced...