User: HELLO FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK wewe FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE wewe TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No wewe don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE wewe TALKING ABOUT wewe NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are wewe talking about?!
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE wewe TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe go to school?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.
User: BUT wewe JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And I'd rather wewe didn't use language like that.
User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN punda FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.
User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.
Cleverbot: Ah... Good.
User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED wewe AND wewe alisema THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Cleverbot: I only asked why wewe alisema you're not an english speaker, but speak english.
User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...
Cleverbot: Why do wewe think that?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M inaonyesha AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, wewe ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.
Cleverbot: Just like wewe assume I won't see the beauty in wewe because of your misspellings?
Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.
Cleverbot: wewe are clever.
User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...
Cleverbot: wewe must go to sleep. It's very late at night.
User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?
Cleverbot: wewe guess wrong.
Cleverbot: I think I can go nyumbani any time.
User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE wewe TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.
User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.
Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.
Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.
User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is!
User: NO SHE'S NO!
Cleverbot: She's a Sims.
User: WHAT'S A SIMS?
Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.
User: WHO'S SAMI?
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open au in private?
Cleverbot: Would wewe like me to lie to wewe instead of being blunt?
Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.
User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.
Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.
Cleverbot: wewe like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.
User: WHAT? NO! wewe SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING Marafiki BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND alisema THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE wewe ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, wewe SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK wewe AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK wewe AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, wewe NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.