-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. wewe will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your Bones in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab wewe in the guts.
-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, wewe will probably be sexually molested kwa a tree.
-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have wewe got a dead wish au something?
-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.
-When a group of wewe are searching a large building, do not, whatever wewe do, mgawanyiko, baidisha up.
-Don't go anywhere near...
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