This is inspired kwa the "Happy Science Birthday" song from my 7th grade science teacher, Dr. Mesmer. Copyright 2010. xD



Happy birrrrthday,

Happy birrrrthday,

Tardis ships fill the air,

Spike bots and sex sharks everywhere,

Cheerios and robots hooking up,

I can't find anything that rhymes with up,

And fits with the soooong,

With the soooong,

Now that Spike belongs with me,

wewe can have him let me see,

For this one daaaay,

For this one daaaay,

He likes his pigs blood at nine,

And that hair it has to shine,

So take caaare,

So take caaare,

I expect him back ASAP,

But I'm being generous don't wewe see,

Because I upendo yoooou,

Because I upendo yoooou,

I hope this made your day,

Now I need to go away,

So happy birrrrthday,

Happy birrrrthday!

I just thought this orodha should be preserved here in the HJFG catalog. Here are the HJFGs least inayopendelewa characters in order!

1. Kennedy (BtVs)
2. Finn Hudson (Glee)
3. Dean Forrester (Gilmore Girls)
4. Serena van Der Woodsen (GG)
5. Connor (Angel)
6. Michael Dawson (Lost)
7. Vanessa Abrams (GG)
8. Ana Lucia Cortez (Lost)
9. Tess Harding (Roswell)
10. Piz (Veronica Mars)
11. Vicki Donovan (TVD)
12. Peyton Sawyer (OTH)
13. Christopher Hayden (Gilmore Girls)

Personally I would have liked to see Christopher last a little longer. I think he's pretty terrible. I also don't really mind Peyton Sawyer except where Pucas is concerned.