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posted by Invader_K

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*

She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.


I made sandwhiches!

I just noticed wewe were closer to earth...
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posted by Invader_K
Blink went to sleep after 4 hours. Dib and Zim noticed Blink's door was shut, Zim glared at Dib. Dib looked at Zim. "Why are wewe glaring at me?" Dib asked, looking annoyed. "Because Dib. Because." Zim said, folding his arms. "Why???" Dib asked, this time almost yelling. "I'll give wewe a hint, wewe stupid stupid pig monster. Blink." Zim said, looking angry. "What about her?" Dib asked. "Well, wewe see, Blink was my best friend, AND wewe aliiba HER!" Zim shouted, pushing Dib onto the floor. Dib got up and Pushed Zim back, only harder, and Zim hit the wall. Zim threw a lamp at Dib's head, and Dib...
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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. wewe don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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posted by InvaderJel
This drives me insane.
wewe know ZaTr and ZaGr and DaTr? All them? I hate it. So. Much. wewe know why? In the Invader Zim world romance will not ever exist. The "couples", except from Dib and Tak, who didn't mind each other, whereas Dib, Zim, Gaz and Tak hate each other. God, I've heard Dib and Zim romance. If there were any romance existing on Invader Zim it definitely wouldn't be Dib and Zim together. On Invader Zim many things happen. But not romance.
wewe know on the Bestest Friend episode when he tries to make a so-called friend? If he does not make friends, and only rides kwa himself as a loner, he definitely would not feel love.
that is all. kthxbai.
posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense au is offensive. But here goes...

1) wewe are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring wewe to like ZaDr, au to visit the ZaDr club, au to look at and maoni on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if wewe dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, muziki from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. sekunde before this moment wewe were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making wewe laugh, like he always has. Just as wewe thought he was going to ask wewe to go to the movies, au come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 upendo Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My moyo Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A swali Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's moyo <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Well, i was going to put up siku 3 of my Fanfic, but my computer got screwed au something. i had an entire half of the page done when my computer glitched and everything went away. i had a pretty good thing going, but i can't finish it this week. please understand i had the best intentions of making the inayofuata day.well, at least wewe can look at these pictures.(you may have already seen some)

here was what the lesson was today: "doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...
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I made my way to the voot crusier with Tak. After we got through the house to the garage, we entered to find three SIR units demolishing our ship. Tak’s face got red. “Get out of here! That is an Irkan ship!” She shooed them away after they scanned her PAK to make sure that she was Irkan. “Dib, I-“ I stopped her. “Save it, Tak. I don’t want to talk about it.” I sat in the driver’s kiti, kiti cha and hung my head down and sighed. Only until now did I realize how much Gaz meant to me. She was my sister, after all, and to this day, twenty years later as I am telling wewe this, I still fight...
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posted by jax3636
I was on a uandishi streak. looks like a new part quickly! also, in the comments, answer this, would it be better to have a lot of short parts quickly, au longer parts that onyesha up farther apart? Hope wewe like the new part! finally, what every fanfiction needs, a upendo interest!

Oh, no. Tak was obviously here to take revenge on me and Zim for stopping her snack plan. She was going to kill me, take my lifeless body as bait for Zim, and then kill him, too. Then, she’d leave and let the Earth die away. I started sweating, and I closed my eyes. The window opened, and the arm pulled me closer to...
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posted by zgfangrl
zim- what is this plan?
claire- dib is obsessed with paranormal stuff i read about a thingy called a mermaid
zim- what is that?! it sounds horrible!
claire- its a weird kuvuka, msalaba between a human and a fish
zim- thats DISGUSTING!!
claire- i know but anyway if i befriend dib i can tell him i saw a mermaid and make him go diving to find it while hes swimming ill just cut the air and the PITIFUL human will die
zim- thats genius!(man shes smart too!)but i wanna do it
claire- no zim wewe cant he hates wewe and unless wewe get a better diguise, stop hating him and wait until wewe can enroll in skool again it wont...
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posted by misanthrope86
I have written shabiki fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance shabiki fic and a few 'House MD' shabiki fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' shabiki fiction. I don't write shabiki fiction like most people do. My shabiki fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal shabiki fiction conventions. If wewe do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way au made it longer au something. This shabiki fic is just for fun, take it au leave it. I hope wewe like though!

Zim & GIR Go To The Mall

"GIR, do wewe have any sevens?"

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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making chajio, chakula cha jioni for myself; I was in a short sleeved white blouse and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh nyasi, nyasi kavu Dib, what are you...
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I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what wewe think please!

    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If wewe don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Well, i had a dream last night. Dib, that big headed kid, was chasing Zim everywhere!luckily, he got away kwa riding GIR when in his doggy costume.i woke up. "I've only got a little time before Skool!"
i realized. i ran to Skool and got there just in time for first hour. "class,"ms. machungu, bitters said" today we will be learning about the end, your doom. doom doom doom doom doom doom doom..."she continued the word DOOM.while she did, the humans played around with each other. i just talked to Zim about the dream."Dib? chasing me?" he asked."uh huh." i answered."that DID happen. was he carrying hand...
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I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a banana, ndizi mti which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands wewe to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the kinanda opened up and someone came out, keef in a panya, kipanya costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...
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posted by pumpkinqueen
"Mopiness of Doom" kwa Danielle Koenig


Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for wewe to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess wewe can hide there... hujambo WAIT! NO! Stay where wewe are!

ZIM: au what, you're gonna stop me with your tanuri, joko mitt?

DIB: It's not an tanuri, joko mitt, wewe lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....
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posted by SweetSponge
*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt wewe luved*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a kisu in the air."You embarrassed that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" cupcake asked. she...
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled GIR who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. GIR looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' GIR shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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