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posted by DMhello
Zim is in his lab working on something on a screen and GIR is stirring something in a big bowl and he stuffs it in an tanuri, joko looking machine and he notices Zim
GIR: “what wewe doing, want some cake”
Zim: “no GIR I don`t want cake I'm busy working on the droids that will build the containment tank for Dib on Saturn remember”
GIR: “I really don’t” then GIR starts randomly pressing buttons “what this do what that do”
Zim: “no GIR stop wewe don’t know what you’re doing, stop you`ll over power the grid” then the power goes out and Zim gets a flashlight from his pak and looks...
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posted by scar_two
o.k. i finally have a new entry (yay) well ive improved on my uandishi so lets get to it,

so scar and raven ran through the corridors but stopped when they saw one perfectly healthy human. "h-hey will wewe s-save me, i h-have n-no idea what happened, but m-my head hurts and now i'm in a prison that is disturbing, they aren't even huma-, y-you are one of them. GET AWAY! wewe wont hurt me t-the bars, there indestructible! yah wewe cant hu-" CLINK! the bars slid up and then scar took a step mbele and alisema "whatever filthy scum wewe are, i'm on your side, now get over here au ill" scar stopped because...
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posted by Purplesim123
 Okami, the mbwa mwitu
Okami, the wolf
Chapter one- Living, Just As Planned
POV Sid
    “Beep! Beep! Beep!” the sound of the dream-killing alarm clock in morning made the teen regret buying the annoying thing. Groaning, she turned away from the noise before she realized that this was the fourth time it went off. Heavy, brown eyes slitted open just to squint shut again as a hand rubbed them.

‘No, is it Monday already?’ With a groan, slowly rolled out of kitanda and changed into her default attire; a bila mpangilio T-shirt, flared jeans, all-star shoes, a light koti, jacket and her purple metallic necklace; a little, sphere...
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posted by InvaderNeek01
The Massive is the flagship of the Irken Empire, and personal vessal to the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest. The Irkens, especially the Almighty Tallest, have a supreme upendo of food, mainly snacks, such as popcorn and donuts, which is probably why the Massive's sidepods are full of snacks, the Massive's one weakness, according to Lard Nar of the Resisty. The main chamber, where Almighty Tallest Red and Purple spend most of their time, is equipped with a large screen and a long distance communication system, which the numerous Invaders and Zim himself make use of. On Probing Day, an...
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posted by thetacoman
On The Massive, GIR was an unstoppable death machine, ya'know! GIR! yelled Zim's voice on Gir's frequency. Clear the teleporter bay of any resistance. I am going to set the Voot cruiser to destroy the Massive's engines. YES, MY LORD! yelled GIR in response. GIR was programmed to do only Zim's bidding, and was in charge of all the GIR's on Earth. After GIR had cleared all of the resistance, he messaged Zim. Good Gir, alisema Zim. I shall board the Massive immediatly!

WARNING! WARNING! SNACK INTEGRITY DAMAGED!
OH NO! screamed Purple. IT CAN'T BE! Get ahold of yourself man! alisema Red while he slapped...
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posted by Irkans
(Nurses office)
Nurse:Whats the problem?

Raven: I bumped into an idiot and now my heads gonna burst!

Dib:"Hey!"

Raven: Well the truth hurts,doesn't it? Except I'm the one whose hurt.

Nurse:I'll get an ice pack,try not kill each other."

Raven: No promises.
Besides I'd be doing all the killing.

Nurse: (Walks away)
"They don't pay me enough for this job,she mumbles.

Dib:"What was that about?"
" I tried being nice to wewe and walked wewe to the nurse,and this is how wewe react?"

Raven: (Yawns)
"Hey dude could wewe be quiet?" Cant wewe see I'm trying to be depressed and bored?

Dib: Are wewe the only person wewe care...
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posted by Invader_K
Dib paced back and forth. "If I go on my spell drive, I'll look for something that can take me to Blink au something, will be perfect. But I only managed to take 122 free spells from the paranormal convention. What should I do Gaz?" Dib asked, his now irritated sister. "You should shut your mouth, that's what wewe should do." Gaz said, focusing on the GS5 that Blink had aliyopewa her on her 13th birthday. "You and Blink were pretty close friends, huh?" Dib asked, looking at her GS5. "Yeah... WHY?" Gaz asked, looking pretty annoyed. "What did she say? Like talk about?" Dib asked, looking at his feet....
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posted by woowie
(Zim's POV)
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.

Ms. machungu, bitters put Sparky inayofuata to me. A couple dakika into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:

Hey.

I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...

I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.

When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded GIR to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.

When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.
posted by FanBot
Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe wewe should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit sour, wamekula as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the kinyesi in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....
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posted by zgfangrl
king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE wewe DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill au imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...
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 Millie, I doodled on her.
Millie, I doodled on her.
Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser GIR sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....
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"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP wewe LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned kwa an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...
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posted by nigahigarocks98
It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The muziki faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my inayopendelewa song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...
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Zim: SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob: Wht!?!?
Zim: Nvm T_T
Rubii:Well Tht Was Weird
Patrick: Hii Rubiii HEy I Notice U Look Diffrent
Spongebob:I Know I Thought U Were A Mermaid With A
Black Tail!
Rubii: I Was But I Turned Into An Invader Zim
Character
Tak : I See Now My Juju Powers Are Tel..
Rubii: Plzz Dont Say it..It Annoys Me
Dib: *Dib Appears* hujambo Guys Ive Been Trying To Attack The
Enemies And.....*Makes Dreamy Sigh At Rubii*
Who Is Tht?!?!?
Rubii: Oh Hii I'm Rubii
Zim:Yeah My Puny Fwend*Hits Her Head*
Rubii: ZIM!
Dib:Well She Is Cute
*bLush*
Rubii:Thanks I Think Ur Kinda Cute Too
Danny:Uhh Here Comes The Romance
Jimmy: I Agree With Danny T_T
Rubii:Srry Guys *Coughs*
Dib: Me *Coughs* Too
Jimmy: ok Then Lets Get Going
Spongebob: I Agree
Patrick: Me 2!!
Rubii:WhtEver
Zim: CURSE U HUMAN!!
Dib:ZIM! DOnt Talk To Her Like Tht
Zim:Ok Srry
Rubii: Tnx U ^////^
The End :))
posted by Solo28
 Zim grabbing GIR
Zim grabbing Gir
ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he kiti, kiti cha pushes GIR away, GIR screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs GIR kwa the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting zaidi and zaidi buildings on moto and blowing up zaidi and zaidi stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Poor Dana
Poor Dana
D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought wewe alisema it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought wewe alisema I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what wewe think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank wewe for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. cupcake got up and came over inayofuata to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...
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posted by InvaderCynder
*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: zaidi of *sniff* wewe and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and wewe know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust wewe more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: wewe JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...
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"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed GIR looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! GIR exploded. "Are wewe supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted kwa Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
wewe got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just imba my inayopendelewa song, Firefl-" She said. GIR corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
"Sure." Zim said. "Woohoo!" Kat made some yellow, electric, sparkly, mood sticks. "On one condition." The sticks turnde black, "No going into my lab unless I say wewe can."

"Okay!" The sticks turned bright pink. As they were riding, though, Zim alisema something that changed everything, "Why were wewe even kicked off Lightopia in the first place?" The sticks turned deep blue, and died off. "Oh. Everyone hated me." she said, "My mom thought I would be the perfect, most evil alien ever. I came out perfect, but not evil. I was sweet, too sweet. I made Charmdust, the sweetest thing on the planet, jealous....
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