Chapter 1: At the apple farm
Snake:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derpy: Knocks on door*
Snake:* opens door*
Derpy: Hi Rick, here's your mail.
Snake: Oh, thanks Derpy.
Derpy: So are wewe doing anything later tonight?
Snake: Not that I can think of why?
Derpy: Well I was… wondering if… maby we could--
Snake: Shoot I'm gonna be late for work!!! Uh, see wewe later Derpy.
Derpy: Oh yeah see ya.
*at the apple farm* 
Rift: hujambo Rick, you're two dakika late!!
Snake: Sorry, I slept in a little late.
Applejack: hujambo there sugar cube. *kisses Snake*
Snake: Mornin' Applejack. 
Big Macintosh: Remember; if wewe break mah sisters heart,...

Chapter 1: Visiting
Rift: Ok nyota I need wewe to keep your eyes closed.
Star: What are wewe trying to onyesha me daddy?
Rift: Ok, open your eyes.
Star: What's this?
Rift: It's your grandfathers' armor.
Star: How come it's not it's traditional dhahabu and white?
Rift: Because your grandfather he was the Colonel of the royal guards.
Star: Wow.
Rift: Yup, he was the greatest. Even Queen Chrysalis feared him.
Star: What happened to him?
Rift: Chrysalis got lucky. Have wewe ever heard of project Ursa?
Star: Is that where wewe mkate the Ursa majors and minors?
Rift: No, it was a group of the best royal guards there were....

Interviewer: So here we have.....
Me: Liam au William I prefer my Scottish name off duty....
Alec: Alec I'm the drummer....
John: I'm the sekunde guitarest John.....
Adam: And I'm the first guitarest Adam....
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on the iPad?
Me: The iPad eh? *bites lower lip*
Adam: The iPad is great, the iPad 2 was better......
Alec: But we're not entierly sure about the iPad 3.
John: Eeyup, we've had some problems with Internet refresh, and having to restart it a whole lot, but over all it's not a bad product.
Me: Yeah, we understand why Steve needed to make the iPad 3. Every one expects...

Chapter 1: Normal Saturday
Rift: *wakes up* Morning Pinkie.
Pinkie: Morning Rift.
Rift: *kisses Pinkie's nose*
Pinkie: What would wewe like for breakfast?
Rift: I'll just have some coffee for now. I'm not hungry.
Pinkie: Ok.
Rift: Oww, my back is killin' me.
Pinkie: *out of bed* From what?
Rift: I guess from carrying all those apples with Macintosh.
Pinkie: *massages Rift's back* How does that feel?
Rift: A little lower please. 
Pinkie: There, is that better?
Rift: Yeah, thanks Pinkie.
Pinkie: You're welcome.
Later....*
Rift: Ok, so what is your guys problem with my wife playing video games with us?
Sonic Dash:...

Chapter 1: New kid
Rift: Riff what're wewe doing?
Riff: Boxing.
Rift: Here let me onyesha wewe how. wewe keep both hands up, and when wewe jab wewe keep one arm up to defend your face.
Shining Armor: Yup. Riff spar with Jones for a bit I need a break. *vaults himself over the boxing ring's ropes*
Riff: Ok.
Rift: Arms up. Southpaw, left upper cut.
Riff: Woah!!
Rift: Hey, I'm saying what I'm doing and wewe need to find away to counter it. Again. Southpaw, left upper cut.
Riff: *dodges the southpaw and blocks the left uppercut*
Star: Hi daddy.
Rift: *looks over shoulder* Hi sweetie. What're wewe doing here? *pickes...

Chapter 1: Sleepless
Rift: *reading*
Fluttershy: *tightening vazi sash with wings and walking down staris* Rift, what's wrong? It's three in the morning.
Rift: Can't sleep.
Fluttershy: Why can't wewe sleep? I thought wewe could fall asleep easily when you're with me.
Rift: *Looks up at Fluttershy* I can it's just.......remeber a few weeks zamani the nightmare I had?
Fluttershy: What about it?
Rift: I keep having it.
Fluttershy: *kisses Rift's cheek*'Ok, well if wewe get tired just come on up to bed.
Rift: Ok, good night and/or morning Angel.
Fluttrshy: Good night.
Later that morning....*
Kat: *walking down stairs*...

Rift: *sigh* This island probably wasn't the best damn place for an engineering career, juu of my engineering class and I get stuck as a fucking security engineer, not even the same thing, I'm just the one gppony, pony who cleans the guns. Heh, mom probably wouldn't have been happy about this, but why should I care au even think about that fucking slut of a pegasus? It's all her fault I'm here in the first place her cheating on dad ever since me and Sheila where born, yeah some real fucking commitment she made, she was the one who pushed me here so she could forget about her only two children and fuck...

Chapter 1: Study
Donatello: *knocks on door*
Rift: Hi Donatello. wewe here for the study session with Kat?
Donatello: Yes sir I am.
Rift: She's up in her room.
Donatello: I'll find my way. *walks into Susie's room* 
Susie: *using a blowdryer* Hm? Ahhh!
Donatello: Sorry wrong room.
*Donatello finally finds Kat's room*
Kat: Hi Donatello. What took wewe so long?
Donatello: I went in to all the bedrooms, well Susie's, Dewdrop's, and Calvin's.
Kat: Yeah, it's like a maze in here.
Later...*
Kat: wewe get how to use a punnett square now?
Donatello: Yeah, wewe know: I've never noticed how cute your eyes are.
Kat: *Blushes*...

Chapter 1: First day.
Rift: *asleep* What no, no, I didn't have anything to do with the oatmeal. 
Twilight: Rift get up.
Rift: School!!!!!
Twilight: What?
Rift: Oh, sorry Twi, dumb dreams.
Twilight: Would waffles help you?
Rift: wewe made waffles?
Twilight: Yep I know how much wewe like them.
Rift: *Hugs and kisses Twilight* Thank you, you're the best girlfriend ever.
In kitchen*
Rift's dad: Mornin Rift, miss Sparkle.
Rift: Mornin dad.
Twilight: Good morning Mr. Jones.
Rift's dad: Mr. Jones is my father, wewe can call me Jack.
Twilight: Ok, Jack.
Rift: I'm never gonna get use to hearing that.
Chapter 2: At school...

Rift and Twilight: Book 1
Chapter 1: Smart love
*at Rift's house*
Rift:Zzzzzzzzz..
Twilight: hujambo Rift, wake up.
Rift: Mom, just another five minuets...
Twilight: Well, I'm not your mom, and I won't give wewe five zaidi dakika because I made breakfast.
Rift: Dang it sorry Twi, wewe sound like my mom.
Twilight: But can she make waffles like I do?
Rift: wewe know I upendo your waffles Twilight.
Twilight/Rift: *walking down stairs*
Twilight: So, uh, Rift?
Rift: Yeah?
Twilight: Have wewe thought about what I alisema about wewe and Spike?
Rift: As long as he stays on my good side I won't trample him.
Twilight: Why can't...

*This takes place sometime between the first and sekunde games*
Chapter 1: Meet Isaac and Rift
Pilot pony: Ok we're entering the docking port of the ESC Eudora.
Head engineer pony: Ok wewe two get ready for the repairs.
Isaac: Got it sir come on Rift, get your R.I.G on.
Fluttershy on video message: I upendo wewe Rift.
Isaac: How many times have wewe watched that?
Rift: zaidi than wewe can count Isaac.
Isaac: Come on just get your R.I.G on.
Rift: *steps into R.I.G machine and emerges with R.I.G on*
Rift's R.I.G computer: Resource Integration Gear set up for Jones, Rift. Age: Not programmed , Height: 6"3', Other...

Rift and Fluttershy: Book Two
Chapter 1: Daily grind.
Rift: Zzzzzzzzzz.
Kat & Susie: Daddy, Daddy wake up!!!!
Rift: Huh, no, no I don't need to get up till eleven.
Fluttershy: Um,Rift it's 11:32 you're going to be late for work.
Rift: Wait what!?!? Oh dang, Fluttershy give me my kuunganisha please!
Fluttershy: Sure big boy, *holds Rift's kuunganisha in her mouth*eer oo o.
Rift: Thanks Fluttershy *puts on kuunganisha and kisses Fluttershy's cheek*
Kat: Awwww, how cute.
Susie: Ewww.
Rift: Big Macintosh is gonna have my hide if I'm late. *whistles* Taxi!
Later........*
Big Mac: You're late Rift.
Rift: I know Big Mac,...

Prologue: The beginning
Rift's father: He's so cute honey, I knew he would what should we name him?
Rift's mother: How about Rift.
Rift's father: Rift?
Rift's mother: Rift, for that scar going down his eye.
Rift's father: That's just perfect, our little Rift.
Nurse: Ahh I see he's awake.
Rift: Daddy.
Rift's father: *gasp* Honey he alisema his first word.
*5 years later*
Rift: hujambo dad where are we goin'?
Dad: We are going to see a play at your school.
Rift: Awwwww, how'd wewe find out?
Mom: We saw the flyer wewe tried to throw away mister.
Rift: Shoot.
*at Rifts school*
Teacher: Ok class we have a new student today...

Me: This song I dedicated to my dog and my grandmother, may they rest in peace.
*John and Adam play a few of thier guitar, gitaa strings*
Good bye old friend I hardly knew it was your time to go.
*Alec joins with his drumms*
Where did all the years go of the joy
and upendo that you've brought to me?
Why did ya leave me
All alone here?
How did this happen so soon?
You wheren't suppose to leave me till noon.
On the siku after tomarrow.
If there's one thing I learned,
Is that good things never last.
Why did wewe leave me so fast?
Can't I get just one zaidi siku with you?
*instrumental*
*just me*
If I could do it all over...

*using the beat of green day's minority*
I don't need Christianity
We don't need their insanity
Down with the moral majority
'Cause we din't need Christianity

I pledge allegiance to the USA!
One nation under liberty
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

'Cause I don't need Christianity
We don't need their insanity
Down with the moral majority
'Cause we don't need Christianity

Stepped out of the line
Like a kondoo runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark...

(using the beat to Green Day's American Idiot)
Don't want to be a Terroist idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new terror
And can wewe hear the sounds of alkida?
The subliminal mind freak the Terroist! (Shows the Irish flip off
/)
Welcom to that new kind of tension
All across the third world nation,
Where every thing is ment to be OK!
Weapons dream of tomorrow,
there not the ones ment to follow
For that's enough to kill them!
Well maby I'm the American, Terroisit!
I'm not part of your terror agenda!
Now every one do the Bin-Ladin,
And sing along to the age of Terroia.
Welcom to that new kind of tension...

Kota: Rift, wewe have been deemed as a Jedi outcast for forming an attachment with Twilight Sparkle. wewe are to be exiled to your nyumbani planet Naboo and watched all siku every siku to ensure wewe don't go on a rampage.
Guard: *puts magnetic binders on Rift's wrists* Sorry sir. We have to escort wewe to the land speeder.
Twilight: I'm sorry Rift. I had to tell someone about us.
Rift: It's fine wewe had to tell and wewe told some one wewe trusted.
*in the ship*
Pilot: Damn road block.
Rift: *looking out window* 
Pilot: What is that...
*another speeder crashes into the one Rift is riding in and blows up*
Rift:...