posted by taylor_love
"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."
"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a chakula group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted wewe to know, in case ... I just wanted wewe to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would wewe take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help wewe for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no zaidi hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No zaidi Nairtinis, no zaidi headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"