A Ghost aliiba our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of mashabiki of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, au Demi?
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of mashabiki of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, au Demi?
sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
1)your Marafiki get annoyed of wewe when wewe cant stop talking about him
2)you upendo every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your Marafiki knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad siku ,you just watch funny video about joe :D
6)you have zaidi than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know zaidi than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your inayopendelewa Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you upendo his pick up line "I got my maktaba card and i'm checking wewe out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas ukuta in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) wewe say "Awkward!"
there are a lot zaidi but i didn't have time to write them all
hope wewe liked it
Here is a soap Box makala on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 mwaka old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many maswali for all wewe Joe Jonas mashabiki that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's inayopendelewa color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if wewe have any zaidi maswali barua pepe me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do wewe have in common with Joe Jonas?
1.What's Joe's inayopendelewa color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if wewe have any zaidi maswali barua pepe me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do wewe have in common with Joe Jonas?
Rumor au Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ nyota Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret tarehe but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their chajio, chakula cha jioni tarehe hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out kwa the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a chanzo as saying.
The chanzo addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ nyota Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret tarehe but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their chajio, chakula cha jioni tarehe hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out kwa the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a chanzo as saying.
The chanzo addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I upendo shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I onyesha my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have zaidi clothes than a lot of my Marafiki who are girls.
But I just upendo clothes and I upendo fashion."
Are wewe surprised kwa Joe's obssession?
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I upendo shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I onyesha my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have zaidi clothes than a lot of my Marafiki who are girls.
But I just upendo clothes and I upendo fashion."
Are wewe surprised kwa Joe's obssession?