Over the years, Johnny Knoxville has uttered some weird and wonderful things. Here is a collection of bizarre nukuu from the hilariously wise man.
"I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."
Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an saa from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate wewe already."
[after taking a fall] "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."
"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."
"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to...
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