zimmy: on the first siku of krisimasi my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the sekunde siku of krisimasi my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third siku of krisimasi my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth siku of krisimasi my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth siku of christmas,...

"HOW CAN wewe BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" alisema Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" alisema Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! alisema Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...

"Ok...just stop. What do wewe want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want wewe to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do wewe look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do wewe want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me chajio, chakula cha jioni kwa now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with wewe tonight? Maybe I can help wewe with the...things wewe keep hearing." said...

"Whatever it is its shiny..." alisema Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this aliyopewa to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." alisema the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...

It was a stormy siku and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE inayofuata ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...

"W-why...why did wewe need head medicine..?" asked Squee. "Because, things in my house keep 'talking' to me...and not in a good way." Nny replied. "What did they say?" asked Squee. "I can't exactly understand them but...wait, why do wewe care?" Nny answered. "Maybe wewe have mental issues ^.^ " Squee replied. Nny walked out the door, unamused. "SQUEE!!' Squee squeaked to himself. "Ok...now..." Nny said, sitting down on his couch. He could once again hear voices. "OH WOULD wewe SHUT UP!!" he screamed. "You have done the most wrong in people, realizing wewe need to kill yourself, now." It said. "I...

It was a sunny siku in the neighborhood, and Nny simply despised it. "Happiness...blech! It makes me wanna vomit." he said. He pulled out some old cloth and draped it over his window. "THE SUNLIGHT BURNS MY SKIN!!" he screamed. Suddenly his doorbell rang. He ran up to the door and opened it just slightly. "What do wewe want...and make it quick I don't do too well in the sun." he said. It was Squee at the door! "Have wewe seen my parents anywhere? I just came nyumbani from school and I usually say hello to them but today...they weren't even home..." he asked. "GET IN HERE CHILD!" Nny said, yanking...

Johnny trotted around his house for a few dakika for no apparent reason when he came across a little girl sleeping on his living room floor. she had long, silky Black hair and a little old white dress."who are you?" he demanded. frightened, she woke up and sat up. she shook her head as she tried to wake up but alisema nothing. she seemed to scared to say a word, as if she had no idea what she was doing here. "what are wewe doing here, little girl?" Johnny asked slowly with a creepy grin. she blinked. Johnny was not appeased.

"do wewe have a name, little one?" he asked her with a hint of annoyance...

Nny started running down the streets, ignoring the oncoming cars. "GET OUT OF MY WAY au I SCRAPE YOUR EYES OUT!!!" he kept shouting at the cars. "Watch out for the.."Squee couldnt finish. Nny turned around-and slams into a brick wall. "wall..."Squee finished too late. "Kind of a late warning..." Nny screamed. "Maybe if wewe had let go of me wewe wouldn't have hit the ukuta ya moron!!" Squee screeched "Its maniac, not moron." Nny replied "WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!!!" Squee shouted. "....meaning...spelling...pronouncation...geological..and......thats it." Nny alisema sarcastically. "Can wewe just take me...