Today is December 27th, 2011. Do wewe know what this means? KateKicksAss is turning 16 years old today! Anyway, it was my idea to make wewe this collaboration makala with some shout-outs from your Marafiki :P
Without further ado, consider this your birthday present from your Marafiki and I!
P.S. Read the first couple of entries for "Kate" on Urban Dictionary!
Kate, Happy Birthday! I hope wewe enjoy all the pleasure and displeasure of being another mwaka older. wewe have been one of my bestest Marafiki on here, and I would consider wewe to be a good friend in RL as well. wewe always make me...
Meanwhile, Edward stood in front of the Empire State Building, attracting a lot of funny looks from passersby. Shoving a little old lady carrying a twenty pound bag of dog chakula out of the way, he marched forward, into the building.
"May I help you?", asked a receptionist, batting her eyelashes flirtatiously. Edward rolled his eyes and headed towards the elevators.
Elbowing past the line of people waiting for an elevator, ignoring the many evil eyes and shouts of "Hey!", and "Wait your turn, jerk!" aimed at him. He shoved his way into a packed elevator and hit the button for the juu floor....
This is my Twilight Fanfiction, haha. Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tries to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor
Edward Cullen sat on the kitanda moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the kitanda depressed and moping all the time. He sighed as he sat on the kitanda wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. au how he sparkled. CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression....