Caution: Fangirls

The penguins were standing outside, waiting for Alice to feed them. Skipper looked at the pool water, which was a disgusting green color. wewe couldn't see anything that was in the water. SP and Cowtails were inside, since they couldn't be seen.

Private's stomach growled. He sat down, dizzy. "I'm so hungry.."he whined. He hadn't eaten in two days! And his last meal had been very small. Skipper patted him on the back,"Hey Private, it's gonna be fine. Alice is coming, and this time, Rico WON'T eat your fish." He sent a glare at Rico. Rico shrugged, smiling nervously. The last time Alice fed them,...

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will kumeza the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers wewe can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But kwa golly wewe are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have wewe been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers wewe can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But kwa golly wewe are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this...

These are just little brotherly upendo drabbles...because Kowalski and Private are awesome as brothers!

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It had been a normal day. Private was talking to SP. Cowtails was in the lab with Kowalski. Skipper and Rico were watching Shirtless Ninja Action Theater. All was well until an explosion came from the lab. Cowtails ran out, screaming. "Kowalski's gone mad!!" Skipper looked at her, unamused. "Who had this mwezi in the betting pool?" Cowtails scowled in frustration. "No, I mean he created some sort of virus...that makes wewe REALLY mean...and REALLY strong..and VERY abusive...he already...