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posted by dragons0214
"hello there,
The Angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want

where wewe can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."

I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five dakika later I get a response:

"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
posted by dragons0214
''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like wewe all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about wewe take the empty dawati inayofuata to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle alisema obediantly, as he took a kiti, kiti cha at the dawati to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether au not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' kwa Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
posted by dragons0214
When the bus started to songesha again, I took my ipod out of my backpack. I went to the muziki and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' kwa Wheatus, my inayopendelewa song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super maarufu and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if wewe were a boy." cartman alisema real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the mitaani, mtaa and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat inayofuata to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the kiti, kiti cha right behind the bus driver. It's like that kiti, kiti cha was reserved for me au something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do wewe know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are wewe serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told wewe this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: wewe mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in wewe for what wewe did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my vitabu in my...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Me: (reaches Craig's front door and I knock on it.)
Mrs. Tucker: (answers the door) Hello, are wewe a friend of Craig?
Me: Yes, I am. I've come to see him.
Mrs. Tucker: What is your name?
Me: Michelle.
Mrs. Tucker: Alright then. Craig, Michelle's here to see you!
Craig: I'll be there in a second, Mom! (comes downstairs with my football jersey and koti, jacket on and sees Michelle at my front door) Hey, Michelle!
Me: Hey, Craig!
Craig: What's up?
Me: Not much, I was just wondering if wewe wanted to go to the sinema today since we were unable to do so two days ago.
Craig: Sure....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
(Mysterion then has his eyes set directly at Michelle as she steps a little farther back..)
Craig: Holy shit...
Token: Is it just us..
Clyde: ..Or is Mysterion actually falling for Michelle?
Janay: Little of both..
Mysterion: *hugs Michelle longingly..*
Me: *hugs Mysterion back longingly as well as he has his hand touching my hair...*
Craig: Hey, this reminds me about when Mica and I hugged the last time...
Clyde: Well, at least that's the first time he has ever hugged her while in costume..
Token: wewe think?
Craig: Yeah, he hasn't done that before..
Clyde: Craig's...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Me: (is at nyumbani and inside my room, trying to get ideas what to type in for my upendo poem to onyesha to the class for inaonyesha them our talents, but I just put my hands in my face and I just sit down on my kitanda and I stare at the window for a while, but then I just turn away for a minute.)
Mysterion: (appears) Hello, Michelle.
Me: wewe startled me right there..
Mysterion: Sorry...
Me: It's okay. Anyway, is something wrong?
Mysterion: Well, it's about Stan.
Me: What'd he do?
Mysterion: At school yesterday, he tried to steal your moyo from me.
Me: Kenny, whatever happens,...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Stan: Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do wewe still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would wewe ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I upendo wewe dearly, Michelle.
Me: I upendo wewe too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, wewe know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Stan: I can't believe Kenny aliiba Michelle's moyo from me!
Kyle: I know, dude.
Me: Hey, Stan...
Stan: Michelle! *hugs*
Me: Stan! *hugs Stan back*
Kyle: Hello, Michelle.
Me: Hello, Kyle.
Kyle: Can I tell wewe something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Stan's been calling wewe all week.
Me: Because...?
Kyle: So that he can let wewe know that he isn't over you, no matter how much Kenny loves wewe already.
Me: I'm sorry, Kyle... I've already moved on. He needs to songesha on too.
Kyle: OK. I'll tell Stan.
Stan: What did she say?
Kyle: She told me that she has moved on. wewe need to do the same, Stan....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
(Meanwhile, Kenny as Mysterion and I as the Angel of Darkness try to see why Cartman has come back to South Park..)
Me: I think we gotta handle this situation up.
Kenny: Yeah, I think you're right.
Me: Well, it's the best thing for us to do..
Kenny: Yep, I'm always wondering this: Why did Cartman ever come back to South Park?
Me: Maybe because he wanted us back as his friends..
Kenny: (nods) Yeah, you're right, Michelle..
Me: Yep..
(then the inayofuata siku at school, Stan walks to Mr. Garrison's classroom with a paper that reads: "Kenny and Michelle are dating?" in his...
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posted by Sam9876
(going back to the awali volume...)
(then at Hell's Pass Hospital..)
Dad: Why does Michelle get hurt in battles like these? (then staring down at me sadly but not knowing that I'm recovering much quicker than before...)
Mom: Victor, it's because of someone threatening her into doing so.
Me: (then escapes the hospital before I knew it.)
(then at my house..)
Me: That was close. (then the cuts and the blueness from my face disappear as Stan, Emmy, Janay, Kenny, and Kyle see me out of the hospital.)
Emmy: Michelle! You're out already?!
Me: Yep.
Emmy: Wow, Michelle... You're pretty damn lucky wewe got...
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Me: (thinking: "I've gotten myself way over the edge now ever since Lea died. I'll never be any happier in my life again." then I just fall asleep for the night.)
(then the inayofuata siku at school, I have changed a lot.)
Stan: hujambo Michelle.
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: wewe look like wewe just turned into a goth. wewe sure you're doing OK?
Me: Yeah, I'm doing just fine.
Stan: Okay. See wewe in class.
Me: Yeah. See you.
(Stan kisses me on the cheek and we walk into class and we just go into our spots inayofuata to one another.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's take our seats..
Me: (then something...
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(going back to the awali part..)
Me (in my costume): (thinks: I knew what I had to do. It's my only chance to save the world once and for all. Mysterion and Kenny were right all along. The power and the fate of South Park is in my hands. I have known this for 10 years now and I still remember the first time I have received my immortality and my power. Whenever I had to fight someone, it always ends in me winning.) (then my shadow appears right before my enemy sees it.)
Unknown Enemy: It's no use, the Angel of Darkness. There's nothing wewe can do to save your town.
Me: Hmmph, there's only one...
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added by Eric_C
The title says it all.
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(going back to where we came from in the awali part...)
Janay: Wow, Michelle! wewe sure are a rockstar!
Me: Yeah, I played this game and I rock at it!
Stan: I agree. Your skills are badass, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Stan! wewe too Janay!
Stan and Janay: You're welcome.
Stan: Jinx!
Janay: Dammit! I owe wewe a soda now, Stan!
Kyle: Wow, I wouldn't agree zaidi with Janay and Stan.
Kenny: (unmuffled) I guess I'm up.
(then the song starts and Kenny and I rock it up with our skills, and Kenny tries to keep the pace going with his skills, but I juu the round off with my notes going unstoppable and unmissed as I...
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added by Kyle_B
Mr. Mackey obviously had a stick up his punda au something.
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decay
(going back to where we left off..)
Stan: Wow. That was really the longest time we ever kissed in like days, Michelle!
Me: I know right, Stan!
Stan: Right!
(at Cartman's house, we arrive at the exact time.)
Cartman: Stan! Michelle! wewe guys both made it!
Me: Yeah, it would be tragic if I missed the guitar, gitaa Hero party.
Kyle: hujambo Michelle! hujambo Stan!
Me and Stan: Hi Kyle!
Kenny: (unmuffled) hujambo guys!
Me: Whoa, Kenny! You're not wearing your kofia on! What happened!?
Kenny: I grew tired of having my speech muffled and all that, so I decided to not wear my kofia on for the rest of my life.
Stan: Wow, Kenny......
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(going back to where the awali part left off...)
Mom: How's your day, Michelle?
Me: It was great, Mom!
Mom: Good. Good night darling. (kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Night Mom.
(my mom closes the door)
Me: I didn't know someone found out about my power until yesterday.
(the inayofuata siku at school, I see Kenny without his kofia on for the sekunde time)
Kenny: Did wewe defeat him, Michelle?
Me: Yes.
Stan: Nice job, Michelle!
Me: Thanks Stan.
Stan: (smiles warmly at Michelle)
Me: (smiles back warmly at Stan)
(then Stan comes near to kiss me, and I get near too and we just kiss with us both having our eyes closed.)...
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(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...
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