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(going back to the scene on the awali part...)
Stan: Michelle, are wewe sure wewe saw someone's shadow?
Me: Yeah! It almost looked just like me!
Kyle: I wonder who he is...
Cartman: Maybe it's someone very mysterious..
Me: au maybe it's someone who disappeared 12 days zamani after he helped the town from danger.. But we'll never know for sure.
(at my basement of my house, the gathering starts and the six of us are all in chairs formed in a circle, and Janay starts the conversation with why Mysterion came back to South Park.)
Janay: Why would someone be after Michelle?
Stan: Don't ask me, ask Michelle....
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okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. wewe can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My profaili picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


sekunde of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown zaidi than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten mwaka old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
It remembers me of the episode "Hooked on Monkey Phonics", where Kyle was betrayed kwa his stupid girlfriend. Watch the lyrics. They might describe Kyle´s feelings at the end of that episode perfectly.
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posted by dragons0214
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five dakika later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if wewe ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his kanzu, koti pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a smoothie and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do wewe have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so wewe put all your money in the bank and wewe never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when wewe asked for a water mattress wewe were taken to sea world!"
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My inayopendelewa part of this episode! :D
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(At Michelle's house)
Stan: Wow, Michelle. First, wewe get hurt, and then wewe grow stronger and beat Carla in a fight! wewe really showed her who's boss.
Me: Yeah, it's a miracle now that my injuries are gone and done for.
Kenny: (muffled) Everyone's saying Michelle's a hero because she stood up to Carla, aren't you, Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Kenny. I also proved her wrong, underestimated her, and most likely, turned against her. If it weren't for wewe guys, I'd be dead now.
Cartman: True, but you're our best friend, Michelle. Why would wewe ever die? South Park would be different if wewe died.
Janay: I know....
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posted by codyxgwen101
Cute Boyfriend
Lizzys POV
I yawned as sierra lead me into a classroom. Of course it was 4th grade. Right when I walked in,
Every boy stared at me. Their toungs Where rolling out. Alright I’ll admit it I am pretty good looking.
Then I saw HIM! The same boy that I accidently kissed in kindergarten! My best friend!
KYLE!!!!!!!
Everybody this is Elizabeth McCartney. “She’s new this year!” the teacher explained. I shivered. “I
Was here in kindergarten then left.” Why did wewe leave Lisa?” Stanly asked. “Parents” I responded. Oh.
Then Ms. Choksondik told the class “Miss McCartney...
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posted by Sam9876
(going back to the awali part...)
(at the center of South Park..)
Stan: (keeps my arms tighter around Michelle)
Me: (holds on to Stan)
Ace: It's only me, Michelle.
Me: I know, Ace, but why did wewe try to take my life?
Ace: I would never do that. I was trying to give wewe a warning.
Me: I understand. I was the one trying to save my world from a dark oblivion.
Ace: Is that true?
Me: Yes.
Ace: wewe were also the one who is the Angel of Darkness, right?
Me: Yep, that's me. Luckily, I had saved the world numerous times before.
Ace: (disappears)
Stan: Who was that, Michelle?
Me: Ace.
Kenny: That guy where he...
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posted by Sunshine_Raisin
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your makala about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
If your jina la mtumiaji is in the title au wewe are a kyle hater in this shabiki club, please read this.

Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that wewe guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate wewe kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If wewe hate kyle so much, then why don't wewe just stop posting this kind of stuff, au leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.

EVERYONE ELSE, wewe ARE VERY WELCOME.
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(going back to where we left off..)
Me: (just lies in my kitanda at that night, feeling bad for myself.) What did I do wrong when Stan killed Wendy? People would think I killed her instead of Stan and that would hurt my reputation and popularity at school and I don't want that to happen. (then my hands are in my face for a whole minute.)
(then the phone on the left side of my kitanda rings)
Me: (I pick up the phone) Hello?
Kyle: hujambo Michelle, it's me.
Me: Oh, hi Kyle. What's up?
Kyle: Nothing much. Can I ask wewe something?
Me: Sure. Go ahead.
Kyle: What happened a few hours zamani between Stan and Wendy after...
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posted by dragons0214
and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will wewe come nyumbani and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, wewe could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself au something.
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posted by dragons0214
Last night, I had the craziest dream. I went to a costume party that the theme was south park, and I dressed as kyle. When I came home, I was so tired, that I went to sleep with my costume on. Over night, my stan plush toy came to life as the real stan for some reason. When I woke up the inayofuata morning, stan looked at me, smiling and said," good morning, kyle! I missed you!" I told Stan that I am not really kyle, but dressed like him. He then began to sob.This is when I told him that him and his Marafiki are on a TV onyesha that are about their crazy adventures. To be fair, I showed him one episode...
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i upendo this *long* video soooo much
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posted by dragons0214
"Come over here, wewe fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
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